I'm honestly shell shocked that you would let a travesty like this happen without even an ounce of care in the world. The rate at which peaches are being consumed on this site had grown exponentially from about zero to about 1000 within a day of a simple blog post.

To make matters worse, the beloved Princess Peach has been and most likely will be eaten, stalked, sodomized, made into a pie or married to Twilight Sparkle, whom is clearly ascending into the heights of lunacy as we speak. A marriage between the two would clearly develop into an abusive relationship.

I implore you to switch it up from peaches to pomegranates. Not only will it help you stay regular, but it's also rich in vitamins and antioxidants. Not only that, but that shit is like 3$ a pop so it's probably gonna help the economy.

So in short, fack you Obs. You gave me another reason to login on a regular basis.