Flashlight.
Just the name of these objects scream of mephistophelean goals.
These malefic objects are the very source of every last one of our society's ills.
"How can a device intended to illuminate the darkness be evil? Surely this must speak volumes of their holy and benevolent nature?" I hear you ask. It is however really quite simple.
They are a diabolic technology created by Satan himself for his own maleficent ideals.
The 'light' emitted from the stygian engineering that make up their chthonian construction is actually the illumination from the very inferno that makes up the devil's abode.
This immoral and heinous illumination from hell doesn't just allow you to see in the dark, no, it literally burns away parts of your very soul with each use leaving only a sinister and grievous excuse of a human being.
Rape, murder, theft, and even petty emotionally damaging insults can all be traced back to the unholy purpose these fiendish contraptions of lucifer.
In short they are the worst things in the universe.
Join me brothers and let us rid the world of these flagitious and monstrous devices.

Stop the abuse.
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