exactly what the title says.

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Step 1: Trap them with the classic "Box And Stick" Trap
Step 2: Cuddle
Step 3: Repeat until all ponies are cuddled
Step 4: ????
Step 5: PROFIT!!

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Too right, sir. Jolly good show. I would not be prevaricating to say that it would be nigh impossible to find a better stratagem.

3339478 Write good stories to ensure that as many people as possible follow you, then write a blog that ends with a hug.

3339488 How would you keep anypony from finding out?

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Cuddles

3339503 You would kill everypony by cuddling?!

3339507
Nobody's talking about killing.

Redshirt is clearly a grandmaster cuddler, and can most certainly employ his skills nonlethally. And with devastating effect.

3339508
I studied under SCP-999.

3339509
Sweet zombie jebus everything has been ponified.

3339508 3339509 Still I'm sure ponies would notice if tons of ponies went missing.

3339525
Who said they went missing?

There probably still around and wearing silly grins.

3339531 Is that what you would do if some crazy alien who knew everything about you trapped and cuddled you?

3339539
How cute is this alien?

3339545 As cute as a Shogoth.

3339578

Like that?

3339585 No, more like this.

3339597
I still want one.

I would name him Fluffy and brush his extradimensional pseudopodia and walk him e'ery day.

3339478
sneaky glomp attack. works like a charm until they issue a restraining order or just get plain freaked out.

3340240 That might work a few times, but ponies would find out and they would be prepared.

Encircle pony in arms. Squeeze gently. Squee. Repeat as necessary.

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Creativity and surprise is key. ^_^

3340604 Wow that seems really simple compared to my plan of becoming the Hitler of Equestria and sending all ponies to the death camps, the labor camps or my personal cuddle chamber depending on how useful the pony is and how much I want to cuddle it.

3341159
.....How can you possible think that would be a good ide....Oh wait, you're a Red and Black Alicorn AKA The most hated and poorly written OC type ever.

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You need a strategy?

1.) Walk up to a pony.
2.)

3.) Cuddle.
4.) Go back to step one with next pony.

--Sweetie Belle

3341201 Yes, and because of that I'm OP so taking over Equestria will be easy,

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Declare a Cuddle Crusade.

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Indeed.

When they are all sleeping.

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Maybe make a living off of it. Give belly-rubs and scratches behind the ear, in return for money.

6870815 How did you find this thread, necromancer?

6870835
Wasn't hard, this group only has one page of threads.

Since we're on the topic, the way I'd cuddle everypony would be first to secure them. When they would be properly secured it would be time for me to cuddle them, and I wouldn't take no for an answer.