Praise Morgan Freeman, the God Almighty!
He explains everything for us and magically gains freckles by doing so, proving he is truly God!
The 3 Facts of Freemanism:
1. Jesus was black.
2. Ronald Reagan was the Devil.
3. The government is lying about 9/11.
That is all.
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357158 Morgan is to them what Zeus is to the Greek Gods; he is King of The Gods.
357119 Riddle me this, if those at Steam are Gods and Goddesses, then what is Morgan Freeman since they worship him?
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How dare you call those glorious Steam Gods and Goddesses "filthy peasants"
357052 How about then filthy facebook peasants, filthy steam peasants, or some more filthy facebook peasants?
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the filthy tumblr peasants don't count.
Sorry to say that this isn't actually the first church. Just lookie here.