I felt that the group's front page was missing something: so I decided to add a little featured box. (The screenshot of the featured story is also a link.) It will be updated with a new story every week. British format: DD/MM/YY
Just throwing it out there that I'm going around and seeing a lot of people complain about good stories not getting recognition. Well... that's your fault. Good stories are getting featured here, and I'd recommend that anyone here drop everything and read them. It's the week-end, after all: what else are you gonna' do with your time?
(except have a life outside pony fanfiction, but who needs that anyway?)
4251736 Yeah, but there's so many lemon related fanfictions here that we have to have somewhere to seperate the fruity goodness from the bad apples. It's the only way.
4251773 Well, you can do stuff to maintain it, then.
You implied you had an idea as to how many lemon related stories were out there. Off you pop: go submit 'em.
We've got three persons on our submissions folder now. And we have a lemon folder to fill. And a resident lemon to fill it.
We could even have a special thread just for chappie explaining why a story satisfies the lemon requirement for the specific folder. That sort of thing would never survive as a separate group, but it could be a fun little addition here, if our resident lemon isn't afraid of the odd lemon-centric review. 4251761 (and it would mean we'd have a functional resident lemon)
The picture above is a link to my userpage using an image of Rainbow Dash being adorable. To do it, link an image to the page, and then select the whole image line, and click on the 'create link' button. Then insert the address of the story you want to link to.
Here is the thingy with stars added. Take those away and you should hopefully have an idea what I mean.
Basically what 4357583 said. If you have any trouble with getting it to look right on the front page or anything then let me know. I can even screenshot and crop the selected story descriptions and give you the direct image link if you'd like, if you don't have an imgur account.
4357640 4357583 I think I got it. So if I were to choose, oh I dunno, let's say Project: Sunflower as the Featured story for this week, would what I did for the front page look right?
4409072 4409215 At this rate we'll be featuring some Big Booty Celestia porn as the featured story next week... for some reason I don't mind this idea.
What are you implying, Psi? Do you think I have no taste in choosing featured stories?! If you have a problem with the stories I'm choosing, why don't you say it to my face?!
...sorry, got a bit emotional. It's been a hell of a day.
Anyway, my reasoning for choosing it is simple: I was rushed on time, and saw one of the only genres we'd yet to feature was the Crossover genre. In my rush, I just chose the first crossover I saw that had made it in.
we'll be featuring some Big Booty Celestia porn as the featured story next week...
I'd sooner go over to the Badfic Bin, and choose to feature one of the stories in that group over here. (Clop and I don't get along.)
At this rate we'll be featuring some Big Booty Celestia porn as the featured story next week... for some reason I don't mind this idea.
I would disagree, but knowing what I know about the crossover genre in fanfiction (and this coming from someone who tries his best to write it well ), I can totally understand how one could get from 'crossover' to 'porn' in fanfiction. Very sad, but also true; they're pretty much nextdoor neighbors as far as fanfic genres go.
4409537 The sad fact of the matter is that 94% of all clop, crossovers and HiE come from the same 5% of all fanfiction writer, primarily made up of 14-26 year old males who ... yeah. You know what I mean.
The fact is, your the other 6% and should be damn proud of it!
So I think you can be certain you've done something right if I said even one good thing about your story. It just so happens, I said several good things about it, so I think you're in the clear.
Really, for all the dumb stuff that happens in porn, I can kinda see the point of it some of the time. The point of most stories is to emphasize with the characters, and want them to be happy. We want them to get what we want, and that includes happy endings, things to go right, and almost always some form of social connection, especially romantic ones. Sex is part of that, and I can, at the end of the day, see the appeal of it for more than just porn for porn's sake. We want the characters to be happy, and nothing makes people happy like rumpy-pumpy. It makes sense.
Crossovers, interestingly enough, don't do that for me. Very rare have been the times I've seen crossovers as more than 'this guy in Equestria: how curious, amirite' or 'these two worlds meet, how fun' which for me have less reason to exist than porn. The best I remember have been Stardust, which used the crossover material to highlight Twilight's struggle and personality, and your own story that used the batman origin story to explore Derpy's. The only other crossovers I've given much approval to are the ones that really don't flaunt the fact they're crossovers, and make it very easy for me to forget the green-grey tag.
So there you have it. I may be one of the few people alive who values gratuitous porn over crossovers and can explain why. (By a teeny, tiny margin, but still)
I felt that the group's front page was missing something: so I decided to add a little featured box. (The screenshot of the featured story is also a link.) It will be updated with a new story every week. British format: DD/MM/YY
'Rigging Up the Lights! by xStellar_Bubbles - Featured 22/03/15
Just throwing it out there that I'm going around and seeing a lot of people complain about good stories not getting recognition. Well... that's your fault. Good stories are getting featured here, and I'd recommend that anyone here drop everything and read them. It's the week-end, after all: what else are you gonna' do with your time?
(except have a life outside pony fanfiction, but who needs that anyway?)
4193766 I'm allowed to have one of those??? I thought they were just rumors?!!
4193784 Dark and disturbing tales, indeed. I personally have no need of such frivolous distractions.
Silence by Eskerata - Featured 29/03/15
So, what's being featured this week?
4217013 Considering the last one was a sad one, 'might want to pick something with a lighter tone.
I'd recommend Peachy Pie's very Special somepony ('cause it's light hearted and also at the top of my list, and I'm too lazy to scroll down)
4251709 ...
Thanks for reminding me about this. I'll sort it out now
It should have been changed on Saturday night...
4174470
Can we have a folder containing the best lemon-related fanfictions on the site?
4251729 Hmm. That's rather...specific, don't ya think?
We do, as a matter of fact, have a story about lemons, so there is something to go into that folder if we do make it.
4251736
4251729
4251736
Yeah, but there's so many lemon related fanfictions here that we have to have somewhere to seperate the fruity goodness from the bad apples.
It's the only way.
4251740
4251745
Okay. You've twisted my arm. I'll make the damn lemon folder...
*grumpily mumbles incoherently about lemons*
4251761
Wow, I barely had to do anything to get that folder.
4251773 Well seeing as Hap said he has something to put in it, why not, eh?
You should announce it, seeing as it was your idea.
4251773 Well, you can do stuff to maintain it, then.
You implied you had an idea as to how many lemon related stories were out there. Off you pop: go submit 'em.
We've got three persons on our submissions folder now. And we have a lemon folder to fill. And a resident lemon to fill it.
We could even have a special thread just for chappie explaining why a story satisfies the lemon requirement for the specific folder. That sort of thing would never survive as a separate group, but it could be a fun little addition here, if our resident lemon isn't afraid of the odd lemon-centric review.
4251761 (and it would mean we'd have a functional resident lemon)
4251786
Jk.
Peachy Pie's Very Special Somepony by VitalSpark - Featured 07/04/15
4251808 Well I could delete it if you'd like.
4251829
No.
That folder is all I have left to live for.
4251837 Guess I'll leave it then. I look forward to your lemony horse reviews.
4174470 this week's featured story?
4274486 Gonna change it when I get home from work. That's if I remember...
I'm failing rather epically at updating this each week, but we have a new featured story:
Princess of Friendship by Bad Dragon - Featured 19/04/15
4286821 Regularity is overrated.
Good choice on Princess of Friendship, though. Quite chilling indeed, and a welcome change from the tone of the previous story.
4286821 Three weeks later... And we still have no new featured story.
4357225 Damn it. I keep forgetting.
Don't suppose you'd like to volunteer for this duty?
4357249 I'd love to, but I have one issue: I have no idea how to link it on the front like you do. How's that done?
4357423
The picture above is a link to my userpage using an image of Rainbow Dash being adorable. To do it, link an image to the page, and then select the whole image line, and click on the 'create link' button. Then insert the address of the story you want to link to.
Here is the thingy with stars added. Take those away and you should hopefully have an idea what I mean.
[url*=https://www.fimfiction.net/user/HapHazred][img*]https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/2/26/255667/thumb.gif
4357423
Basically what 4357583 said. If you have any trouble with getting it to look right on the front page or anything then let me know. I can even screenshot and crop the selected story descriptions and give you the direct image link if you'd like, if you don't have an imgur account.
4357640
4357583 I think I got it. So if I were to choose, oh I dunno, let's say Project: Sunflower as the Featured story for this week, would what I did for the front page look right?
4357973 I think it works.
4357973 Perfect.
I hope you have better memory than me...
4358007 Still can't edit your top comment, though.
4358162 Well whenever you update, let me know and I'll add the new featured story to the list. Already added Project: Sunflower.
4358190 Is it going to be shocking to anyone who knows me what I'm making featured this week?
Featuring: Together In The End
4381046 Nice. Updated.
4174470 Due to issues beyond my control, I'll need you to feature Batmare Begins for me this week. Thanks. Cheers
4409072 Done.
4409072
4409215 At this rate we'll be featuring some Big Booty Celestia porn as the featured story next week... for some reason I don't mind this idea.
4409290 Do we even have big booty celestia porn? I distinctly remember rejecting that one since it was designed only to titillate, not convey a story.
It wasn't even very good porn.
4409315 I was teasing. And I'm sure you're right, lots of porn is shitty.
4174470
Woah, cool beans, I've never had my fic featured in any group before! Thanks so much, guys!
4409290
What are you implying, Psi? Do you think I have no taste in choosing featured stories?! If you have a problem with the stories I'm choosing, why don't you say it to my face?!
...sorry, got a bit emotional. It's been a hell of a day.
Anyway, my reasoning for choosing it is simple: I was rushed on time, and saw one of the only genres we'd yet to feature was the Crossover genre. In my rush, I just chose the first crossover I saw that had made it in.
I'd sooner go over to the Badfic Bin, and choose to feature one of the stories in that group over here. (Clop and I don't get along.)
4409384 Quite welcome mate. Cheers
4409501 Mumm. The occasional visit to badfic bin is good for the soul. Thanks for your hard work! :3
4409290
I would disagree, but knowing what I know about the crossover genre in fanfiction (and this coming from someone who tries his best to write it well ), I can totally understand how one could get from 'crossover' to 'porn' in fanfiction. Very sad, but also true; they're pretty much nextdoor neighbors as far as fanfic genres go.
4409537 The sad fact of the matter is that 94% of all clop, crossovers and HiE come from the same 5% of all fanfiction writer, primarily made up of 14-26 year old males who ... yeah. You know what I mean.
The fact is, your the other 6% and should be damn proud of it!
4409541
4409537 I. Don't. Like. Crossovers.
So I think you can be certain you've done something right if I said even one good thing about your story. It just so happens, I said several good things about it, so I think you're in the clear.
Really, for all the dumb stuff that happens in porn, I can kinda see the point of it some of the time. The point of most stories is to emphasize with the characters, and want them to be happy. We want them to get what we want, and that includes happy endings, things to go right, and almost always some form of social connection, especially romantic ones. Sex is part of that, and I can, at the end of the day, see the appeal of it for more than just porn for porn's sake. We want the characters to be happy, and nothing makes people happy like rumpy-pumpy. It makes sense.
Crossovers, interestingly enough, don't do that for me. Very rare have been the times I've seen crossovers as more than 'this guy in Equestria: how curious, amirite' or 'these two worlds meet, how fun' which for me have less reason to exist than porn. The best I remember have been Stardust, which used the crossover material to highlight Twilight's struggle and personality, and your own story that used the batman origin story to explore Derpy's. The only other crossovers I've given much approval to are the ones that really don't flaunt the fact they're crossovers, and make it very easy for me to forget the green-grey tag.
So there you have it. I may be one of the few people alive who values gratuitous porn over crossovers and can explain why. (By a teeny, tiny margin, but still)