You wake up from your nap to discover that you missed your train stop. Now you are on a ride to the Crystal Empire. Fortunately, there is somepony here to keep you company.
NOT A CLOPFIC! Roseate Grimsbane is a unicorn mare who tries to live as peacefully as she can in Equestria, or as peacefully as you can when you're a witch and your husband is an eldritch being from outside our known universe. Ask her some questions.