Hi there! My name is Pinkamena Diane Pie, the boss of this Rock Farm. I'm so glad you've come to work here! We've had a disappearance lately, and I... I don't want to think about it right now. We've got a new guard now, but she'll never be as good as her...

Never mind my blabbering! I hope you have a nice time here, just try not to mention anypony named Fluttershy around anypony. Most of the ponies here can get a little jumpy.

Enjoy your stay, because it won't be ending anytime soon...