Okay folks, here's another FF150! Unfortunately April's winner, Merallakos, has not responded since being informed of their victory. As a result, I have picked the prompt for this month's contest. Doing it this way means that there is no conflict of interest as it maintains the usual situation of the prompt-setter being ineligible to win. After EileenSaysHi's very able stewardship of the contest last month, I regret to inform everyone that yours truly is back in the rickety judge's chair. (Yes, these are indeed chairs for rickety judges.)
You'll note that Rule 6 still explicitly disallows any G5 content. This may change before this year is out, but that depends to a considerable extent on people's feelings here. If you have any particular views on that, in any direction, please feel free to mention them in the Rules etc thread in the forum.
Remember, there is no prize, as such, for this contest -- but if you win, you will be able to choose the prompt for the next contest. You'll also get a mention on the group's front page. It is of course possible that an asteroid may strike Earth in the intervening period, so I need to clarify that in the event of all higher life forms becoming extinct there may need to be some compromise over these matters. Anyway...
Prompt: "Just This Once" (selected by Loganberry) Rating: E or T Word limit: 150 Closing date: Saturday 21st May 2022, 11:59 pm UK time (world clock)
Please reply to this post with your entry. This makes it easier for me to keep track. Please do not leave feedback until after the closing date.
You are the first crowd who has welcomed The Great and Powerful Trixie with a cheer. In turn, for you only and merely tonight, The Great and Powerful Trixie will perform the never before seen magic trick, with no magic!
Behold! Without even charging the horn, The Great and Powerful Trixie shall make this apple disappear.
Now you see the apple on the chair, but after The Great and Powerful Trixie sits on it… Mghh!
Igh!
Uh, ugh!
Auch!
Aaa!
AAAAAAA!
Oh, god, I'm gonna die...
…
And... And now... And now when The Great and Powerful Trixie slowly and carefully stands up, you can no longer see the apple...
To be read with the energy of that "Are We the Baddies" sketch...
For Defensive Purposes Only
"Celly, I'm concerned about the quill situation."
"Hm?"
"The quills."
"What about them?"
"We're running out."
"Is that so?"
"It's becoming quite the problem."
"I see. Is it that bad?"
"It is."
"Hm. I trust you have a solution in mind for me?"
"I do... You know Griffonstone."
"I do. What of it?"
"They grow quills."
"Yes?"
"We could march into Griffonstone and --"
"No."
"We could --"
"The Guard does not exist to invade our neighbors."
"If there ever was a time --"
"No."
"...Or the peacock lands. Nopony would care if --"
"We aren't going to annex the Surapadman, either."
"The quills are a problem, Celly."
"Find another way, Lulu."
"...I'll look into the return to clay tablets, then."
"Oh, me."
Initial entry archived below, no longer intended for participation. Character assassination for comedy will go over better than character assassination for exploring suicidal ideation.
Just This Once
To Tempest, the view from 2,000 feet up was not unfamiliar. Alone in her observation blister, the world floated by far below, only she and her thoughts in the cage of metal and glass.
Everything was so small. The trees, the villages, the rivers, the ponies.
Tempest should think herself a god, with such a view, but quite the opposite was true. She felt small. Invible. Isolated. Alone. Unnecessary and unwanted.
The thought too was familiar: You should join them.
Oblivion was held back by a thin pane of glass. It would be so easy to blast it to smithereens and step into nothingness.
To fall. To disappear. To stop the pain once and for all.
She deserved it.
It would be so easy.
"Minion!" She called.
A moment later, a furred biped opened the hatch. "Commander?"
Oh boy, this prompt sounds like the start of an addiction.
Bold or Foolish?
The sound of ringing ends upon hearing his voice, "Hello?"
"N-N-Noteworthy?" she stutters, "It's me, Oc-Octavia. I was wondering if we could possibly go on... o-on a... d-d-date."
"R... really?" his voice sounded surprised, "Like a boyfriend/girlfriend kind of date?"
"Y-y-yeah."
"I never expected you would see me that way. Alright, what time?"
Octavia makes a quick shiver. She covers the phone's mouthpiece, "VINYL!!" and glares back at her friend, "You kept saying that he wasn't into girls. You kept pressuring me into calling him. You kept suggesting that asking him out on a date would prove it. So now that he said yes, what now? WHAT IN MOZART'S CLARINET QUINTET AM I SUPPOSE TO DO NOW!?"
Vinyl keeps a straight face, staring at her frantic friend through her shade glasses. She addresses the issue with gentle care, by clenching a nob on her headphone and raising the volume.
7682303 You're free to interpret the prompt as you wish, as long as your entry is related to it. By all means Google for "just this once meaning" if you're stuck for a starting point, but I'm deliberately not going to say you must interpret the prompt in a particular way. That's part of the fun of prompt-based contests.
Rainbow Dash was busy practicing her soccer ball when she accidentally kicked it into the yard of her neighbor's house.
"Uh-oh," She said, worryingly. Peeking over the fence, she spotted a large bulldog sniffing at her ball. "Hey! That's my ball, you know!"
The dog growled at her. She laughed nervously before hopping off the fence.
"What's wrong?" Twilight asked.
"A bulldog got my ball and I can't get it back!" Rainbow replied. "I need it for the tryouts today."
"Have you tried maybe asking the neighbor to get it back?" Twilight asked.
"Oh, right. Wow, my head's on backwards right now." Rainbow dashed back and forth with the ball in her hand, though it was covered in slobber, much to both their disgust.
7683044 I would encourage you to at least remove the reply to the prompt post to reduce the chance for confusion. Observe how I handled changing my mind by editing my original post: 7682381
Initial entry archived below, no longer intended for participation.
It is no longer eligible for entry. Is that enough, Kwirky?
Hear ye, hear ye, official judge's comment, etc etc. As far as I'm concerned, if it's obvious then that's fine. Using the spoiler tags works. If there's a need to make any further rules on this, I'll let everyone know. For now, this is fine.
These four words of excoriating passive-aggression are the last straw. I am done vacilling between disruptive and invisible, where my aim be to assist and articulate. This post is my final 'hurrah' in all four at once. This group shall not hear from me again -- I leave this only to explain to any who might see and care... I don't actually know what happens to a user's comments when they quit.
7684476 I did not intend to shove you out of the group, Kwirky. You have been doing good stories while here, and I’m sorry that you’re upset. I apologize for the passive aggressive behavior.
The manticore was right in front of them, slobber dripping from its jaws and stinger ready for attack.
Celestia and Luna were cornered. They had no magic, no flight, no strength, and no way out. Celestia had tried standing her ground, but that proved useless.
Luna stepped forward, carefully placing her hooves on the ground. The manticore curled its lip even more. It failed to scare her.
"Luna, what are you doing?"
Luna remained where she was. "Standing my ground."
"Luna, are you crazy!?" Celestia stepped forward. "That didn't work for me, why would it work for you? You're smaller than-"
"Tia, trust me."
"What?"
"Just this once, trust me!"
Celestia nodded and stepped back.
Luna flared her wings and, in her Royal Canterlot Voice, shouted, "Step away, you foal!"
7684476 If I'm interpreting your post correctly, I'm very sorry to see you go -- and while I won't push you I will say that if you change your mind, now or at any time in the future, you'll always be welcome here. On a practical note, I will consider your (unspoiler-tagged) entry a valid entry for this month unless you request that I not do so.
7682184 Have a sudden burst of creativity, so I'll just throw my hat in here for the first time.
Never Once
She stood, shaking. Apprehensive. Longing. The darkness slowly peeled back from the green light in her eyes. Yet another darkness wrapped her. Deadly. Lively. She felt like reeling back from its touch, gourging her eyes out.
Still, she stood, in place, as the ground shook, and a gush of wind rushed through her back.
“Don’t…”
The voice was soft. Panting. Pleading.
Still, she stood, in place.
“Just this once…”
The steps were light. Approaching. “It’s a line you can’t cross.”
Her body trembled. “She’s the last one. I can’t lose her too. Just this once…”
“It'll never be just once. You can’t never go there, no matter how painful it is.”
She sneered. “What do you know about pai—”
Blue feathers wrapped her. Soft voice. Haunting voice. “I know all too well. Time won’t halt, even if you stop the Sun and Moon.”
The morning exercises in the golden, glistening, inexorably hot Friday morning sun had been grueling. Tomas hadn't worked so hard since he was colt! Thankfully, he had found the perfect spot for lunch. One of the balconies adjoining the library: It looked out into an atrium in the castle, and it was nice and secluded. Plus It wasn't technically in the library, so librarians couldn't tell him he wasn't allowed to have food here. All his lunch needed to be truly perfect was Starswirl...
Tomas choked when Starswirl arrived.
Starswirl grinned, "See, I am growing faster than you."
Tomas growled.
Starswirl wiggled his chin, "This is the project I've been working on."
"It's terrible," Tomas knocked the railing. "A wispy affront to all Equestria!"
"Relax!" Starswirl eyed Tomas' sword, and then stoked his 'beard.' "It'll go..."
I'd like to say that when I saw the notification that the the entries for last month's contest had been judged, hon meshes declared and whatnot, I stopped and read through the whole thing.
I did not. Instead, in a terrible blunder, I thought, "Later." And then I didn't find out that I won the contest until, like, a week ago!
So, first of all, thanks! To everyone! And especially Elieensayshi, because that is the first time that anything I written on this website (and... maybe ever) has received genuine praise. Woohoo! Sorry about brushing off your judgments for so long.
Second, while I may have missed my last shot, I'm still kind of excited. There are still (hopefully) many more flashfic contests to come!
And especially Elieensayshi, because that is the first time that anything I written on this website (and... maybe ever) has received genuine praise. Woohoo!
Nothing Like This Should Ever Be Built Again (This Is Not a Place of Honor)
by MockingBirb
"I do feel kind of insulted," a little purple dragonling said.
"We followed the specifications!" insisted a pony wearing a yellow hard hat.
Spike read a pillar-mounted plaque in front of the bizarre landscape which covered the Equestrian Evil Artifacts Repository:
"This place is not a place of honor...no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here...nothing valued is here.
What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us."
"Really?" Spike said with an expression of disgust. "What is WRONG with you?"
The pony pointed at a document. "To make the place unappealing and keep ponies out, we're supposed to cover it with ugly spikes. Page 3904, paragraph three. Read it yourself."
Spike tapped a page. "But look at the diagram. You're supposed to cover the landscape with sharp, pointy obstacles. You're not supposed to cover it with grotesque, twisted statues of ME making hideous faces and picking my nose!"
Fluttershy work up in the middle of the night, something wasn't correct, she could wake up her wife rd, but she seems so sound asleep.
the night enveloped her cottage, as something was knocking on her door, she could easily go back to wake up rd but her hoofs stopped her by carrying her towards the door.
it was most likely the wind she didn't need rd for this, but the knocking got louder and then the door suddenly opened... something flashed inside and, bang the door closed.
"hello intrude i hope you don't mind but were trying to sleep here, so would you be ok to come backing the morning" she said to the darkness, but there was no response.
she felt tiered, must of been a dream.
she walked towards the bedroom to see a a sleeping scootaloo on the floor
7682184 Been a while, but I thought I could do a little manipulation of this prompt in a couple ways. Hey, even manipulated the title into a double meaning.
Bad Judge of Character
Coco Pommel quietly entered the judge’s chambers. “My lawyer said you wanted to see me?”
Powdered Wig gestured toward a chair and shoved a report across the desk. “Blueblood will probably have a permanent scar.”
Coco nodded without looking up. “I-I couldn’t… He…” She wiped away the trickles on her cheeks.
“Yes, so the report says.”
The photo of a hatpin jabbed into Blueblood’s shoulder stared at Coco—another of it sewn up. Like a basket stitch.
“He’s my cousin.”
So her lawyer said. No chance of a fair trial with Wig ever, especially not with her cousin involved. They’d throw the book at Coco.
“What else did you do to him? Any previous offenses?”
“Just this.” She pointed at the picture. “Once.”
Wig gritted her teeth. “Not his first time,” she muttered.
“So what’ll you be?” Coco asked. “Strict?”
“Just.” Wig scrawled “dismissed” on her form and signed. “This once.”
And time's up, everyone! A pleasing entry this month, and it's always particularly good to see newcomers. Three of them, no less! Welcome to all of you, and thank you to everyone who entered.
Feedback is now open!
Oh, and also: there's a special one-week "not actually FF150" contest in the linked thread, using a prompt provided by Merallakos, to compensate for their not being able to choose the actual prompt this month. Do check it out if you like!
To be clear, though: this is the FF150 thread, that is the bonus thread. Please keep comments on each in their relevant threads. Thanks!
7687603 Sharp, pointy obstacles. We're still in line with the specifications. Now if you'll excuse me, sharp, pointy obstacle, we have more work to do.
7682270 Suddenly the Manticore Mouth Dive doesn't seem so unappealing, does it? Also, Trixie, there are families here!
7682316 Dashie is incorrigible. And she doesn't know the meaning of the word.
7682381 Just pluck the pegasus guards' wings, Luna! It's not like the palace security has ever been useful in any other way! A solidly funny entry.
7682947 Cozy Glow strikes me as more of a lollipop type. But ice cream does seem like a less-likely-to-backfire pursuit for Sombra than singlehandedly conquering a kingdom. Unless he's lactose intolerant.
7682745 And Rainbow's backwards head proceeded to terrify the other team into submission.
7682421 Clearly Noteworthy doesn't know what website he's on if he thought he was about to go on a heterosexual date. This got a good laugh.
7684992 Celestia should probably stop holding "blatantly obvious facts" lessons if she didn't want some human-loving nut to burst in and challenge her. Haven't quite figured out what Bon Bon is supposed to be doing here.
7685098 Better get that Cowardly Manticore to see the Wizard of Oz, stat!
7687061 This feels more like "Just This One [Hair]" than "Just This Once". The dialogue between the two is solid; the prelude feels mostly unnecessary.
7687603 I laughed hard at this one. Great setup, excellent punchline. Reading it again just now, I still laughed. If I was judging again, this would be my pick. (No, not that kind of pick!)
7691125 Scootaloo pulls a "Denny from The Room" in trying to worm his way into a couple's bed.
7685338 Good atmosphere, interesting dialogue. Paints an interesting picture, even if the figures within are obscured.
7691669 As if modern Equestria ever prosecutes any crimes lower than attempted theft/annihilation of all magic.
7693810 I’m assuming the second voice (blue feathers, “Sun and Moon”) is Luna? But I’m not sure who person A is and who they’re trying to save. I didn’t realize it was supposed to be a specific character… an immortal Twilight wanting to prevent her last remaining Mane 6 friend from dying of old age?
Celestia should probably stop holding "blatantly obvious facts" lessons if she didn't want some human-loving nut to burst in and challenge her. Haven't quite figured out what Bon Bon is supposed to be doing here.
Bon Bon was using Lyra to distract Celestia while Bon Bon turned off the sound effect from some electronic machine that made Celestia's hoof sound sound like a hard knock.
Which made Lyra angry since the real reason Bon Bon used her was just as a distraction, not because of Lyra's scientific ingenuity.
One day I'm planning a longer version of this fanfic.
"She's the last one" implies it was Twilight trying to save the last one of the other mane 6. The green eyes and all the dark descriptions indicate she was attempting dark magic. I was going for a resurrection spell (implied by "Lively"), but honestly any kind of undead magic you'd like to imagine it was would do.
The other one was obviously Luna. She tried to stop Twilight because she knew how it would turn out. With "it'll never be just one" and her last lines, I wanted to imply that Luna herself attempted this before, and that was the real reason behind "the night shall last forever" long ago.
In the end, Twilight understood the implication in what Luna said, and realized the foolishness and hopelessness of it all. She cried as she let go of the dark magic (the green light "dripped out from her eyes").
7693919 Ah gee, my interpretation was way off the mark then. I thought this was an Appledash fic. Applejack was dying and she was trying to tell Rainbow not to kill herself.
Blue lines are RD, orange is AJ.
She stood, shaking. Apprehensive. Longing. The darkness slowly peeled back from the green light in her eyes . Yet another darkness wrapped her. Deadly. Lively. She felt like reeling back from its touch, gourging her eyes out.
I was thinking the green eyes were Applejack's. The use of pronouns here makes for a lot of variability in how you interpret "gourging her eyes out," is it RD wanting to gouge her own eyes, or AJ's?
I will say that "green" doesn't conjour dark magic. Maybe something like "corrupt" would be better.
Still, she stood, in place, as the ground shook, and a gush of wind rushed through her back.
This line is the arrival of a another party, but I dunno... It seems vague? Like, now that I know what it's supposed to be it's obvious, but I didn't get until it was pointed out.
“Don’t…”
The voice was soft. Panting. Pleading.
Still, she stood, in place.
“Just this once…”
The steps were light. Approaching. “It’s a line you can’t cross.”
Her body trembled. “She’s the last one. I can’t lose her too. Just this once…”
Here Applejack is telling RD not to do something. "just the once" and "It's a line you can't cross" implies a lot of finality. Death is very final. It's kind of contrived, but the idea is that RD wants to cross the border between life and death, and "just the once," is a rationalization RD is using, like, "Oh I'll just eat this chocolate, it'll be just this once. No big deal."
The next few lines really shatter, but being invested in the Appledash interpretation,
Blue feathers wrapped her. Soft voice. Haunting voice. “I know all too well. Time won’t halt, even if you stop the Sun and Moon.”
Okay folks, here's another FF150! Unfortunately April's winner, Merallakos, has not responded since being informed of their victory. As a result, I have picked the prompt for this month's contest. Doing it this way means that there is no conflict of interest as it maintains the usual situation of the prompt-setter being ineligible to win. After EileenSaysHi's very able stewardship of the contest last month, I regret to inform everyone that yours truly is back in the rickety judge's chair. (Yes, these are indeed chairs for rickety judges.)
Here are the full rules.
Please use this word counter.
You'll note that Rule 6 still explicitly disallows any G5 content. This may change before this year is out, but that depends to a considerable extent on people's feelings here. If you have any particular views on that, in any direction, please feel free to mention them in the Rules etc thread in the forum.
Remember, there is no prize, as such, for this contest -- but if you win, you will be able to choose the prompt for the next contest. You'll also get a mention on the group's front page. It is of course possible that an asteroid may strike Earth in the intervening period, so I need to clarify that in the event of all higher life forms becoming extinct there may need to be some compromise over these matters. Anyway...
Prompt: "Just This Once" (selected by Loganberry)
Rating: E or T
Word limit: 150
Closing date: Saturday 21st May 2022, 11:59 pm UK time (world clock)
Please reply to this post with your entry. This makes it easier for me to keep track. Please do not leave feedback until after the closing date.
Entries are now open! Have fun!
7682184
Wait, why am I still keeping track?
7682190
Clearly your stint as host was so adequately hinged that you've been conscripted as a perennial aide!Copypasta claims yet another victim
Fixed!
7682184
Just This Once and Never Again
Edit: 22 - Just This Once and Never Again
7682184
What do you mean by "Just This Once"?
7682184
(In case it’s not obvious, this is the EqG Main 7.)
Hide & Go Cheat
7682184
To be read with the energy of that "Are We the Baddies" sketch...
For Defensive Purposes Only
Initial entry archived below, no longer intended for participation. Character assassination for comedy will go over better than character assassination for exploring suicidal ideation.
Just This Once
7682184
Oh boy, this prompt sounds like the start of an addiction.
Bold or Foolish?
7682303
You're free to interpret the prompt as you wish, as long as your entry is related to it. By all means Google for "just this once meaning" if you're stuck for a starting point, but I'm deliberately not going to say you must interpret the prompt in a particular way. That's part of the fun of prompt-based contests.
7682598
Thanks.
7682184
Perhaps not the best one, or the most exciting, but here’s my submission for this month.
This Title Has Been Scratched Out
7682184
It’s not against the rules to do two entries, right?It is. And this one would be the one I’d want to put forward as the official entry.Maybe More Than Once
7682947 Only one per person (Rule #2), so you’ll have to choose which of those is your “official” submission.
7682950
Darn. Thank you for pointing it out, though.
7683044
I would encourage you to at least remove the reply to the prompt post to reduce the chance for confusion. Observe how I handled changing my mind by editing my original post:
7682381
7682860
Hear ye, hear ye, official judge's comment, etc etc. As far as I'm concerned, if it's obvious then that's fine. Using the spoiler tags works. If there's a need to make any further rules on this, I'll let everyone know. For now, this is fine.
These four words of excoriating passive-aggression are the last straw. I am done vacilling between disruptive and invisible, where my aim be to assist and articulate. This post is my final 'hurrah' in all four at once. This group shall not hear from me again -- I leave this only to explain to any who might see and care... I don't actually know what happens to a user's comments when they quit.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
7683677
7684476
I did not intend to shove you out of the group, Kwirky. You have been doing good stories while here, and I’m sorry that you’re upset. I apologize for the passive aggressive behavior.
7682184
Lyra Debunks the Ex-Princess's Hoof Theory (based on Alumx video on the Hoof Debate)
7682184
Not my best writing, but it works.
Trust Me
7684476
If I'm interpreting your post correctly, I'm very sorry to see you go -- and while I won't push you I will say that if you change your mind, now or at any time in the future, you'll always be welcome here. On a practical note, I will consider your (unspoiler-tagged) entry a valid entry for this month unless you request that I not do so.
7682184
Have a sudden burst of creativity, so I'll just throw my hat in here for the first time.
Never Once
Besties
I'd like to say that when I saw the notification that the the entries for last month's contest had been judged, hon meshes declared and whatnot, I stopped and read through the whole thing.
I did not. Instead, in a terrible blunder, I thought, "Later." And then I didn't find out that I won the contest until, like, a week ago!
So, first of all, thanks! To everyone! And especially Elieensayshi, because that is the first time that anything I written on this website (and... maybe ever) has received genuine praise. Woohoo! Sorry about brushing off your judgments for so long.
Second, while I may have missed my last shot, I'm still kind of excited. There are still (hopefully) many more flashfic contests to come!
7687061
You earned it!
7682184
Some inspirations:
https://www.damninteresting.com/this-place-is-not-a-place-of-honor/
https://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/rants/nothing-like-this-will-be-buil.html
night time intruder
Fluttershy work up in the middle of the night, something wasn't correct, she could wake up her wife rd, but she seems so sound asleep.
the night enveloped her cottage, as something was knocking on her door, she could easily go back to wake up rd but her hoofs stopped her by carrying her towards the door.
it was most likely the wind she didn't need rd for this, but the knocking got louder and then the door suddenly opened... something flashed inside and, bang the door closed.
"hello intrude i hope you don't mind but were trying to sleep here, so would you be ok to come backing the morning" she said to the darkness, but there was no response.
she felt tiered, must of been a dream.
she walked towards the bedroom to see a a sleeping scootaloo on the floor
"lets get you tucked in" Fluttershy said.
Just under 52 hours left to enter, everyone!
7682184
Been a while, but I thought I could do a little manipulation of this prompt in a couple ways. Hey, even manipulated the title into a double meaning.
Bad Judge of Character
Coco Pommel quietly entered the judge’s chambers. “My lawyer said you wanted to see me?”
Powdered Wig gestured toward a chair and shoved a report across the desk. “Blueblood will probably have a permanent scar.”
Coco nodded without looking up. “I-I couldn’t… He…” She wiped away the trickles on her cheeks.
“Yes, so the report says.”
The photo of a hatpin jabbed into Blueblood’s shoulder stared at Coco—another of it sewn up. Like a basket stitch.
“He’s my cousin.”
So her lawyer said. No chance of a fair trial with Wig ever, especially not with her cousin involved. They’d throw the book at Coco.
“What else did you do to him? Any previous offenses?”
“Just this.” She pointed at the picture. “Once.”
Wig gritted her teeth. “Not his first time,” she muttered.
“So what’ll you be?” Coco asked. “Strict?”
“Just.” Wig scrawled “dismissed” on her form and signed. “This once.”
7682270 7682316 7682381 7682421 7682745 7682947 7684992 7685098 7685338 7687061 7687603 7691125 7691669
And time's up, everyone! A pleasing entry this month, and it's always particularly good to see newcomers. Three of them, no less! Welcome to all of you, and thank you to everyone who entered.
Feedback is now open!
Oh, and also: there's a special one-week "not actually FF150" contest in the linked thread, using a prompt provided by Merallakos, to compensate for their not being able to choose the actual prompt this month. Do check it out if you like!
To be clear, though: this is the FF150 thread, that is the bonus thread. Please keep comments on each in their relevant threads. Thanks!
7687603
Very cleverly done and a good background link! For me, this was the most amusing of the submissions this month.
7685098
Good use of the Royal Canterlot Voice!
7682270 RIP, Trixie.
7682316 Only the strong survive! Oh, I'm not the strong one. I take it back!
7682381 I thought the Princesses were alicorns so that they'd never run out of quils.
Commander?
7682421 I thought he doesn't date OCs
You're not an OC, Octavia...
7682745 Say that you got scolded by a neighbor without saying you got scolded by a neighbor.
7682860 And now he has 3.
7682947 Sombra brings back the head of Celestia.
"Oh golly! Mr. Sombra, that is not ice cream!"
"I thought you said it's delicious..."
7684992 And that's why ponies wear socks.
7685098 Thank you Luna, but now I have to ban you to the moon because your voice is too powerful for Equestria to handle.
7685338 Mmm, foreplay.
7687061 Thomas, would you like to be a train?
7687603 Sharp, pointy obstacles. We're still in line with the specifications. Now if you'll excuse me, sharp, pointy obstacle, we have more work to do.
7691125 Can I sleep with your wifu?
Sure, chicken. You can sleep with my wifu.
7691669 If Will Smith got away with it, so can I!
7682270
I admire you for always sticking to your guns. And for its intended purpose, the story is not half bad.
7691669
Interesting interpretation of the prompt, although I feel it would have worked better had the prompt been "Just this one" instead.
The story doesn't redeem Powdered Wig much for me, especially with the last "this once" line.
I also cannot feel Coco's emotion. Her action seems to be quite nonchalant for a meek pony facing a dire situation.
I think it would connect better to the previous part if she said "I-I didn't mean to...He..."
Don't really understand this part. Can you explain?
7692539 What are my guns?
I can't see them because I just do what I do. But you're looking from the outside. Maybe you can tell me what my guns are?
7682184
Aw dang, I just missed it. I'll post anyway for funzies.
Just This Once
7692509
“How does Celestia taste delicious?! What are you, a vampony?!”
“…You know too much, I must kill you now.”
7692877 "But you are my wifu!"
7693226 Well this is Sombra we're talking about...
Belated review/snark time!
7682270 Suddenly the Manticore Mouth Dive doesn't seem so unappealing, does it? Also, Trixie, there are families here!
7682316 Dashie is incorrigible. And she doesn't know the meaning of the word.
7682381 Just pluck the pegasus guards' wings, Luna! It's not like the palace security has ever been useful in any other way! A solidly funny entry.
7682947 Cozy Glow strikes me as more of a lollipop type. But ice cream does seem like a less-likely-to-backfire pursuit for Sombra than singlehandedly conquering a kingdom. Unless he's lactose intolerant.
7682745 And Rainbow's backwards head proceeded to terrify the other team into submission.
7682421 Clearly Noteworthy doesn't know what website he's on if he thought he was about to go on a heterosexual date. This got a good laugh.
7684992 Celestia should probably stop holding "blatantly obvious facts" lessons if she didn't want some human-loving nut to burst in and challenge her. Haven't quite figured out what Bon Bon is supposed to be doing here.
7685098 Better get that Cowardly Manticore to see the Wizard of Oz, stat!
7687061 This feels more like "Just This One [Hair]" than "Just This Once". The dialogue between the two is solid; the prelude feels mostly unnecessary.
7687603 I laughed hard at this one. Great setup, excellent punchline. Reading it again just now, I still laughed. If I was judging again, this would be my pick. (No, not that kind of pick!)
7691125 Scootaloo pulls a "Denny from The Room" in trying to worm his way into a couple's bed.
7685338 Good atmosphere, interesting dialogue. Paints an interesting picture, even if the figures within are obscured.
7691669 As if modern Equestria ever prosecutes any crimes lower than attempted theft/annihilation of all magic.
7693720
Err, she just tucked it in her tail. What kind of corrupted mind do you have?
It's not like the old Equestria.
7692548
Rhetorical question?
Don't worry. Your antics are, to me at least, much funnier than the trolling of some other people.
7693720
I assumed the implication was quite obvious, but maybe it was just because I was the writer, so of course I knew what I was talking about.
Would like to hear what you think the story is about.
7693810 I’m assuming the second voice (blue feathers, “Sun and Moon”) is Luna? But I’m not sure who person A is and who they’re trying to save. I didn’t realize it was supposed to be a specific character… an immortal Twilight wanting to prevent her last remaining Mane 6 friend from dying of old age?
7693720
Bon Bon was using Lyra to distract Celestia while Bon Bon turned off the sound effect from some electronic machine that made Celestia's hoof sound sound like a hard knock.
Which made Lyra angry since the real reason Bon Bon used her was just as a distraction, not because of Lyra's scientific ingenuity.
One day I'm planning a longer version of this fanfic.
7693825
Yeah, you almost got it.
"She's the last one" implies it was Twilight trying to save the last one of the other mane 6. The green eyes and all the dark descriptions indicate she was attempting dark magic. I was going for a resurrection spell (implied by "Lively"), but honestly any kind of undead magic you'd like to imagine it was would do.
The other one was obviously Luna. She tried to stop Twilight because she knew how it would turn out. With "it'll never be just one" and her last lines, I wanted to imply that Luna herself attempted this before, and that was the real reason behind "the night shall last forever" long ago.
In the end, Twilight understood the implication in what Luna said, and realized the foolishness and hopelessness of it all. She cried as she let go of the dark magic (the green light "dripped out from her eyes").
7693919
Ah gee, my interpretation was way off the mark then.
I thought this was an Appledash fic. Applejack was dying and she was trying to tell Rainbow not to kill herself.
Blue lines are RD, orange is AJ.
I was thinking the green eyes were Applejack's. The use of pronouns here makes for a lot of variability in how you interpret "gourging her eyes out," is it RD wanting to gouge her own eyes, or AJ's?
I will say that "green" doesn't conjour dark magic. Maybe something like "corrupt" would be better.
This line is the arrival of a another party, but I dunno... It seems vague? Like, now that I know what it's supposed to be it's obvious, but I didn't get until it was pointed out.
Here Applejack is telling RD not to do something. "just the once" and "It's a line you can't cross" implies a lot of finality. Death is very final. It's kind of contrived, but the idea is that RD wants to cross the border between life and death, and "just the once," is a rationalization RD is using, like, "Oh I'll just eat this chocolate, it'll be just this once. No big deal."
The next few lines really shatter, but being invested in the Appledash interpretation,