Okay so this is not an actual product, this is a commercial made for a horror game set in the 80s... but it's honestly every 80s toy commercial ever, and it's hilarious. And also the theme is catchy.

"To stop the evil Lord Doominox from taking over the world, you need a soldier with the right tools for the job!"

And by right tools, obviously it means a gasoline tank and a prong with hot-dogs. Obviously the best way to defeat Lord Doominox is to offer him to join a barbecue.

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Hey, why not? Barbecues are fun

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Well of course

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Oh totally. Nooo hauntings here.