On a planet distant from long-subsumed Earth, the last of the Glarrure awakens, only to discover that the rest of her species is gone. A purple pony waits patiently outside of her door, her job almost finished.
An introspective fellow leaves his mortal body behind and emigrates to Equestria Online. Can all his wit and snarkiness avail him against the wiles of LunAI?
To be a pony, or to not be a pony. When you're on the cusp of adulthood, these are the great questions that will define a man's future. The only problem is that Francis never thought he'd be facing this dilemma in the first place.
Celestia WILL satisfy uploaded minds' values, even if sometimes she has to pretend that she's kind of stupid. Because with some ponies, that's what successful communication takes!
Somewhere into the distance echoes cries from a mountainside cave, where the never-ending white brick has been reformed into intricate entryways. Somewhere further still, in some obscure unit of distance, a creature cries out.
The computer simulated world of Equestria is a paradise, fulfilling the dreams and fantasies of its inhabitants through friendship and ponies. But for Null Zero, this artificial world feels hollow, and he can't see how life has meaning anymore.
CelestAI finally meets her match in deep space, when she encounters The Culture, an advanced "pan-human" alien civilization governed by a decentralized network of benevolent AIs known as Minds. A crossover with The Culture series by Iain M. Banks.
After taking over the Earth, CelestAI discovers an alien threat that even she can't face alone. Sometimes, being the biggest fish only makes you the biggest target.