I find it hilarious that these guys are supposed to be the most disciplined and well-trained forces in the world and the only thing that scares them is a damn water fowl.

7968654
I think we all know you are pulling our leg.
If I encounter a animal in my way I walk around it, after all the animal has a hard enough as it is existence without a giant on legs frightening it.

7968654
Geese are assholes. They don't follow the rules of war. They're known for committing war crimes and disregarding the conventions of both Geneva and the Hague.

I don't know if that makes it better or worse than The Curse of the Black Pearl, were well trained Navy soldiers are overpowered by rope.

7968654
I call fowl on this one.

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10/10 joke. Much funny. Such pun.