Straight · 7:20pm Apr 5th, 2021
“Is anything you read actually straight?”
Me, currently reading a gay romance fic: “I mean like 30% of it is....”
“Is anything you read actually straight?”
Me, currently reading a gay romance fic: “I mean like 30% of it is....”
Hello you lovely lot, Callum here!
So, for many years now, I've gone by the alias of Old Man Dusters.
It was a nickname given to me by my mother when I was about 4 years old.
It's been my online persona and brand for over a decade! 😮
Well, for those that follow me on YouTube, you'll have noticed that the channel is gone.
Haven't done one of these in a while so here we go-
Full Name: Lauren H*l*y Bo******t
Future Career: Artist/Writer/Editor
Birthday: May 12
Relationship Status: in a relationship (but also hella poly ;p)
Height: 5'6" ish (wheremst is my tape measure)
Favorite Color: Any blue-green color :3
Girl BestFriends: A LOT
Boy Bestfriend: SAME
In Love?: YEE
Want Kids?: yah
If, So How Many?: as many as i get duh :p
SnapChat: Don't have one, nor do I care too lol
Zodiac Sign?: Taurus
A lot of things all at once! Well, let me begin saying... I finally reached 100 blog posts, with most of my later blogs being work-related and meaningful which I'm proud about. It's strange to think I've had a mountain of things going on, but outside of that, it's deadly silent. Not much goes on in my own little bubble on here, since I'm not in any circles or discussions actively. Anywho, let's make this blog post a doozy, since there's so much to talk about!
Okay, so first things first, I want y'all to know that I'm fine. I'm perfectly okay.
Good? Good.
So a couple weeks ago, my father found blood on my sheets. Figuring the time had finally come, he sat me down in front of him and told me about the wonders of growing up and the ways my body is going to change.
Then he stopped, and realized I'm actually not a woman.
So to the hospital we went.
Heyo, folks! Enjoy some past midnight typing from yours truly. This is a threat, of course. Posh did this and so did Jake the Army Guy, so I knew I had to do the thing too. You should check out their versions too.
Expect all relevant story stuff to be spoilered for your sake.
Fucking shit, I’m getting feeling self-conscious now that I’m writing the blog. I feel like I gotta meet some expectations or something – which is mighty weird, let me tell you. Usually I write blogs like I break wind in a classroom: whatever happens, happens, and if people look at you weird you just do the fingergun thing and crack a joke. Fuck it, I smell anyway, so who’s gonna care.