Warning: Incoming cringe and/or spaghetti.
Brace yourselves...
10. I find the sentance mixing in YTPs to be disproportionately hilarious, and I've seen some dozens of times despite them not really having "jokes" to begin with.
My little brother and I went to the new store and it was ♫glorious♫! My mom gave me money to buy Ovaltine and only Ovaltine, but I used some of my own money to buy shit for myself. I got coconut oil, which has a fuckton of different uses, including but not limited to conditioner, lotion, mouthwash, makeup remover, and massage oil. I used it along with olive oil, almond oil, and aloe vera to make a hair serum. If you apply this shit to
This happened.
This is an actual conversation that happened. Slightly edited and streamlined to be easier to read, but accurate nonetheless. I am legitimately this fucking dumb. But, shit, might as well be me who tells the story.
Aragón: and then my pharmacist asked my sister if I'm always “like this”
Aragón: which I honestly took as a compliment?
Aragón: but I guess I technically can’t go back to that place anymore
This just happened. This is real, I'm not kidding, this is an actual true story. This has changed me.
Today I woke up to my neighbor gently jacking off his dog.
I just took a nap in my new house for the first time, and my neighbor was gently jacking off his dog under my window. I got out of bed, stretched my arms, and looked at the city of Barcelona with a big smile on my face, and my neighbor was gently jacking off his dog under my window.
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Where can I find good quality wall art decor?
Adding wall art decor is a great way to spice up your space and express your personality. In this blog post, we'll discuss where you can find good quality wall art decor.
I haven't done an AMA in a while. This blog is meant to rectify that. Go on and ask me something in the comments! However many questions you want, I guess. I don't care. Though, don't ask me about story updates. Those are in progress! Please don't ask me to spoil my stories either. If there's some sort of lore that you're interested in that is a spoiler you really wanna know about, PM me.
A mandala is a geometric design that represents the universe and is used in Hindu and Buddhist spiritual practices as a tool for meditation and visualization. Mandalas are usually circular in shape and can be created with a variety of designs, symbols, and colors. There are several types of mandalas, each with a unique meaning and purpose.
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Today is Cutie Mark Crusaders Day! And I have prepared a little contribution for it:
A dedicated Cutie Mark Crusaders account on Twitter.
so i was SUPER DUPER pumped for halloween tomorrow
i was going trick or treating w/ two of my friends, one whom i hang out with ALL THE TIME, the other whom i havent seen in awhile, owing to the fact that i only ever saw her at vball but the season's over and she's homeschooled.
and the latter friend, the homeschool girl, was going to be castiel and i was going to be dean (from supernatural)
but
she won tickets for 5sos concert tomorrow night
so naturally she's going to that instead
Are you looking for unique and meaningful wall art prints to elevate your living space? Look no further than Zurhy's Satin Canvas Wall Art collection! Our stunning art prints are not only visually appealing but also imbued with
After many delays and struggles with formatting cover art and other book-related tribulations, my first book of horse stories will soon be something y'all can buy with your real, human money! I've just ordered the test copy, so I can agonizingly take whatever red ink (it'll actually be black or blue, I don't like red pens) needs to be put to the pages before the final version is done. This means it'll likely be something you can get before the holidays. Should there be anyone in your life that
So here's a bit of a backstory:
You hear that? That's the sound of your nipples getting hard at the mere thought of what lies underneath the line break. You have probably never wondered how Aragón poetry sounds like -- but, guess what, darling?
You might find out anyway.
AND I JUST WISH
I COULD TELEPORT ALL OF YOU TO MY HOUSE
AND WE COULD WATCH PONIES
AND EAT FOOD
AND BE FRIENDS
AND COSPLAY PONIES
AND JUST ALL HANG OUT LIKE THE GIANT NERDS WE ALL ARE
AND IF WE COULD AVOID FIGHTING
WE WOULD ALL CHEER UP, AT LEAST FOR A LITTLE BIT
AND IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL
man it would be awesome. i so wish i could hang out with you guys irl
Quick but exciting blogpost for those of you following Enchanted Kingdom news and stuff and things and all that!!!