I just got hired to be an insurance agent. I honestly have no idea how to feel about that. Thrilled, because I'll be making good money? Depressed, because I'll actually have to meet people for a living (excuse me while I shudder)? Worried, because I won't be working a constant schedule and have no idea what it'll do to my writing schedule? Happy, because I have a job again? Frustrated, because it's not a job in my preferred field?

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I coulda thought of a better title . . .

Anyway, you know what to do!

Source

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God, what a hilariously horrendous movie.

It was so bad, the guy in the back row must have drifted off and had a nightmare cuz his head was titled back and he was moaning. His girlfriend also must have been bored because she pulled out his headphones from his pocket (that must have had a really short cord) and head banged to some fast paced music.

Oh, and then he took off his pants and they fucked on the sticky theater floor.

True story, bro.

i am watching the heffalump movie while trying to do my latin hw
and by trying to do my latin hw i mean writing down random words and hoping its close

and also crying
because heffalumps

and i have a huge bio test tomorrow
that i havent studied for at all

lol

Two days until the start of Everfree Northwest, but I leave for the Emerald City tomorrow. If any of you are going to be there and want to meet up, send me a PM and I’ll give you some contact information; I don’t have a smart phone, so the most reliable way of contacting me while I’m wandering around the convention is likely to be an actual, honest-to-god phone call.

I know, shocking.

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Hi everyone! These updates all are gonna be pretty important so please give this blog a read. I've decided to do the big ol' yearly update blog early, though I'm not even sure if I've done a yearly update before. Either way, please click below for story updates, future projects, and some polls that are pretty helpful.

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This video was another little something that I was inspired to create quite a while ago.

After seeing some "Bad Guy Falls in Poop" crossover videos, I couldn't help but want to make one of my own. The villain that falls into poop is Mario Zucchini, a character from the 2020 "Animal Crackers" movie who was also a henchman of the film's main antagonist: Horatio P. Huntington. Mario himself was voiced by the late Gilbert Gottfried.

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...no seriously it is. Almost anything can be a better love story than Twilight. So anyway, go check out my latest horse word demonic ramble. As the title implies it's a shipfic so expect some shipping because I am probably just Dislestia trash at this point even though there is a horse ship that I crown as the one ship to rule them all...

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You will be sorely missed.

I wanna hear your guesses on who framed Treble, and WHY.

So today my family and I have been visiting a couple of shopping malls in a quest to find a special kind of perfume for my friend's girlfriend. It's been eventful, to be honest. XD

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I was going to post another set of “Read It Now” reviews today, but the stories I was reading weren’t agreeing with me. So I figured I’d finish up this set of recommended story reviews, as I haven’t done one of these in a while.

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I am going to try to avoid fimfiction as much as possible until the 18th/19th (my last exam is the 18th but I have a school party after). As I have said before, my exams are soon approaching and I need to devote more time to studying than to ponies. I'll probably drop by maybe once a day, maybe more on Saturday and Sunday.
Thanks for understanding!

November was a good month for me, both for writing and in meat space.

Writing-wise, I put out three stories last month. This is a new record for me. Seriously, I'm more inconsistent than quality in a DC superhero movie.

The last story I posted in November did... Well, astoundingly well. I expected to get a few chuckles and then have my story get buried by others of higher quality.

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And this where the fifth of my six installments will be. I will continue to go through Bride of Discord, and yet again, blog about the three chapters that I stare at, puzzled to what exactly is unfolding on my computer screen.

That means that there's going to be another block of text and me being bitter.

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14 more days before...before...something happens...

So basically I've dropped the ball and it doesn't look like I'm going to get this chapter finished tonight.

Le gasp!

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There's something I think I need to say...

So I hear a lot about how some people prefer films that are 'so bad it's good' over average or mediocre films.
So, for instance, people prefer Batman and Robin by Joel Schumacher to Batman VS Superman by Zack Snyder.
I mean, I see how this works. A film can certainly be entertainingly bad and gain more attention that way.

But then I hear how people wish films were made in the manner of 'So Bad It's Good'.
I'm sorry but...that doesn't work.

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