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What, did you think I was dead?

I'M TOTES ALIVE! Yes, yes indeed, I'm still around. Been moving around, getting jorbs, making dollars, working on my writing.

I'm working on a book. It's been lots of fun, it's an original IP, though what can we say is really original these days. I mean, I've literally only come up with a dozen book concepts only to find out someone BETTER HAS ALREADY DONE IT AND I'M LIKE AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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There's something about meat that just hits the spot right every time. Soyboys miss out on this stuff, which is sad. I have pity for them. I want them to partake in the wonder that is meat.

Now, there is no wrong way to prepare bacon, as long as it ends up edible. But there is a best way, and I'll give it to you now.

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