I know I said I would have the chapter out, but by now you should know that I am just an terrible person who lies a lot. The past week has been absolutely hectic, and I haven't been able to get anything done. It began with me taking a 250 mile drive back home from New York, last Monday. I was in the process of trying to organize some Fallout Equestria writers to form a writer's guild, but even that got slowed down in my change of scenery. Then I was greeted by many, many friend who hadn't seen

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I was messing around with Google Translate on Skype, with Editor Man and some other fabulous people, plugging in bits of stories and reverse-translating them to see what came out. Just now, for fun, I ran Killjoy's introductory scene through a Japanese translator and then back into English. The result is too hilarious not to share with the world.

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Last week's mess is cleaned up. Enjoy.

This week is the next installment of the infamous (for the veterans) original run of "Three of Me: School Society," right in the heart of its crossover with "Living the Dream." You know, because misery loves company.

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Last month's mess finally concludes with this. Congrats to those of you who actually made it through.

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Last week's descent into madness has been processed. My condolences to the souls that didn't get through.

This week's a special back-to-school surprise: the finale of our "Three of Me" retrospective! The surprise is that it's not a finale!

Fuck me, I can't believe we're still doing "Three of Me." I think we're getting close to the end of our look at it now, though.

Speaking of ending things, we're wrapping "Anon-A-Miss." Enjoy.

Sorry for the delay, I turned in early last night and snuck away this morning to see Zombieland: Double Tap. Good stuff.

Our previous bullshit is all shat. Enjoy the post-mortem on the spooks.

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Sorry for yet another delay. Turns out 2020 is just straight-up no one's year.

Our previous thing is done, and now our ties are severed with these two stories. I hope. I really, really hope.

This week, we're continuing the hellscape that is "My Inner Life." Fun times, surely.

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Our indeterminately long look at an interminably long story from our past has closed another chapter. Enjoy.

This week... oh lord. Ring decided we needed a third multi-parter slot for a little while. You won't like it.

The previous installment is uninstalled. Fuck me, I can't believe we're back to this story...

This time around we're finishing "Springtrapped." Good luck, don't get jumpscared.

That Mare-Do-Well shit is finally done being shat. RIP.

This week is the continuation of my greatest dread. It's our penultimate installment before we just discard it like spoiled leftovers.

Last week's look at "Red Apple" is finished. Enjoy, or don't.

This week is part three of our four-part look at that classic bane of my existence, "Three of Me: School Society." Hopefully y'all are having as much fun with it as I did back in the day.

Sorry for the lateness. I've got a new connection who's roped me into trying new tabletop games, and I was playing Sentinels of the Multiverse most of the night.

Last week's dive into "Three of Me" is good to go. Observe.

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Last week's mess is done. Enjoy.

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Another installment of "Three of Me" is in the hole. Congrats.

This time around is a proper "whatever" shuffle with a heaping helping of jingle jangle. Enjoy.

Sorry for the delay. The extra stuff took some extra time.

Last week's mess is collected. Have fun with that.

This week... aw fuck, we're back in the trenches. "Three of Me: School Society." One of my greatest enemies. Good luck.

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I don't know how Harry Potter and Star Wars were allowed to coexist, but the fic's done. Congrats.

This first riff of the new decade puts to rest (for now) "Three of Me: School Society." At long last, we can move the fuck ON.

So, uh... that was certainly an adventure last week, huh? That good ol' Mykan story? Hooboy, that sure was a time.

This week sees us putting our "Three of Me: School Society" retrospective to bed at long last. I have no idea if it'll ever be revisited, but I think 24 chapters is enough for anyone.

Last time's thing is crushed. Enjoy.

This week... fuck me, I forgot "Crossover of Consciences" was a goddamn two-part project. I celebrated too soon... but now we're putting it to rest.