Realising What I Just Wrote · 9:50pm May 5th, 2017
“It’s them! By Saint Erymanthius’s Sulphurous Phallus, it’s them!”
I just wrote that.
There was someone called Erymanthius.
He had a phallus.
It was sulphurous.
And they made him a Saint.
That sums up pretty much everything you need to know about the Cult of Piggsicorn!