incinerate you that's what she heard you're shorter than her
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oh heck oh no the giraffe is shorter than sweetie I think we know where this goes
please have mercy on me Sweetie Giraffe
if you hold a sweetie giraffe up to your ear, you'll hear what it's like to be atomically obliterated by an angry girafficorn?
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DEMONS TOO SMOL. DESTROY.
hey every one vorebelle here just wanted you to know i'm looking for a proofreader to help me fix the mistakes in my writing I can't publish my lives story if I can't get past the grammar mark i'm only a filly, not an English scholar if any pony wants to proofread for me that would be great thank you be now I have to eat my lunch he doesn't know he's my lunch yet he thinks its a date but he's the mane course giggle I think if he smells like cheese and his lips taste like chilly
Celestia save us all
Next chapter is coming.
Will be out by next Friday at the latest.
Also, look out for another blog post on Order of the Alicorn, as I'm considering some changes to that story that will definitely have an impact on this one.
See you in hell my friends.
To the two or three people still willing to give me the time of day (if still even here on the site) I thought I'd make a blog post to let you all know for the second time in, ugh, six years that Sweetie's Mansion isn't dead. In fact, I plan to update it starting either this afternoon or the following Monday in prep for Halloween.
Sure I've missed about four or five of them, but better late than never -- or whatever she wrote.
For the ones that read A Sweetie Dreamland, I hope you like the story so far. I have pretty much the whole story planned, and as I am right now, I can write it to the end without problems. But to give this story its full potential, I may need some help.
Closeup Sweetie Giraffe isn't real. She can't hurt you.
Closeup Sweetie Giraffe:
(OFictional July, 1995 broadcast of an equally fictional 1959 episode)
Hey kids! My name is Sweetie Belle! And I want you to get up and sing along with me and my friends!
As I was out walkin' one mornin' for pleasure
I spied a cowpuncher a-ridin along