I want to make it very clear... Updates are going to come SLOWLY. By slowly I mean don't suspect more than an update a week and even that might be a little too optimistic. There might be MONTHS in between chapters. I'm not sure. It will depend on how I feel when writing. But I am going to set a little ultimatum.

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Why? TO DRIVE YOU MAD!!!

Part 1: DW: MotM (You know that one.)

Part 2: DW: TEP

Part 3: DW: RotR

Part 4: DW: TPY

Part 5: DW: TDoG

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In The Forked Toungue saga, canon MLP characters are going to die. Six of them.

Two of them in the third fic, four in the fourth.

You've been warned.

EDIT: NOT the Mane 6!!! NOT the Mane 6!

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So I missed a deadline. Again.

Let me explain. My week has been a nightmare. It started with a tooth abscess. Anyone who's ever HAD a tooth abscess can tell you that it is impossible to write with one. Easily one of the more painful experiences I have had.

That being said. I did manage to get dribs and drabs of the chapter done. It should be out tomorrow or the next day.

Now. All things Doctor Who.

The reason I have been dragging my heels on anything Who related is two fold.

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Final chapter is out, along with an Authors note.

Now for a well deserved break.

Goodbye, Time Turner...

And the heating is bust.

So I'm in for a Happy Freakin' Halloween. Oh, BTW, no update until my freakin heating is fixed. And I have to say "freakin'" because my best friend a and editor is against swearing because he was raised right, but I'm a Roman Catholic god damnit and FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

One more chapter left guys... And then I'm done with the Quintet.

Pretty Damn surreal.

But may not be out until tomorrow because my editor is sick. I wish him a speedy recovery.

I'm really... REALLY beat today.

Like... Like DESTROYED. I had a shitty day after work yesterday. A shitty time today. I'm probably going to lose my job, and I may have to get rid of my cats who got me through the hardest time in my life. Like, I would have died without them.

I'm SORRY the Updates have been very slow. Even when I promised they'd be quicker. I'll try to get a chapter out tomorrow.

I just... I dunno...

Ugh...You guys ever run into that unreasonable asshole who isn't happy with anything, even when they get EXACTLY WHAT THEY SAID THEY WANTED?

The guy who says something wrong. Probably indefensibly wrong. And you can't convince him otherwise no matter how hard you fucking try? So your just SEETHING the rest of the day.

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No chapter because It's really hard for me to rewrite lost progress. So the writing is going slow.

And NINJA's mad at me because i did something stupid. He told me that he broke his 3DS, and I responded. "Oh sorry, I can't find Pokemon Y."

"OH GOD! A SHARK JUST BIT MY ARM OFF! I'M BLEEDING OUT!!"

"Huh... Sucks. I think the boat may have given me a splinter...."

If your listening, dude, I'm sorry. I should have been more sensitive.

Was gonna TRY to update tomorrow, but the likelyhood of this being fixed by then is almost astoundingly low. So yeah.

I tried to write. Got a good half the chapter done.

Then it wouldn't save.

Then I punched a wall. And dented it.

Knighty? GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

The Master has the Doctor locked in a plane of existence that has no Time or Space, the Black Guardian is about to get his hands on the Key to Time, and there's a note from some mysterious Pony saying that something bad is coming for him if he ever manages to fix this.

You guys as excited as I am? HIT IT!

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