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darf
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
darf
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Erection imbound.
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Dammit Darf
Welp.
I swear to God, man, it's really creepy how you post a new story/update within a day or two I post a new story/update. It's starting to freak me the fuck out.
Okay commence reading
Reading completed. Darf delivers once again.
D'awwwww...
Oh holy fuck my boner why
I wish there was more Celestiashy, I really do.
A celestia X fluttershy story? This is like a toaster X Rainbowdash story
More darf porn, le sigh.
One day, you'll actually write something beyond that, and for yourself, not for cash.
Then, I might look at really reading more than two or three of your stories.
2849972
Um...
Are You fucking serious?
2850082
Which makes the fact that 90% of his stories are commissioned porn stories that much worse.
2850096
Um, no. Those stories are done by request, by friends and colleagues. He has only recently reopened commissions.
2849972
He has written other stuff, quite a bit of it actually. So won't don't you look at those instead of complaining that the guy who made it his mission to deliver quality smut to those who want it is doing that.
So does this mean there is one guy bouncing around here commissioning stories about Celestia sitting on Fluttershy's face? Because I'm pretty sure this is at least the third one of these I've seen.
2849972
Because the important thing is convincing a minority of elitist moralsnobs to read his stuff.
Or, maybe, y'know, just don't read the stuff you don't like, and keep your fear of sexual narrative to yourself until you can get some therapy over it.
2850117
I'm pretty sure that's the case.
And I'm totally okay with it.
Whenever Fluttershy is compared to food, I start thinking about vore.
A pony is not a food.
Overall, more touching than it had any right to be. And then penises went up butts, which is always a good thing.
2850484
There are worse things to do with one's money, I guess.
2849972
Every time someone complains about porn instead of just ignoring it, $Diety makes a clopfic hit the top of the featured box. Every fifth time, it is a foalcon.
2850096
He's writtten I think...3-4 commissioned stories? Hell, it was only a couple months back he took commissions PERIOD, he had a couple journals questioning whether anyone would pay for them. 90% of his stories had no money involved.
Penis: "Can I come out and play now"
Me:
Me: "AHHHHHHH, since when did my dick have the ability to talk"
Penis: "Since always, you just smother me most of the time with your hand"
This isn't featured yet?
How odd.
~Skeeter The Lurker
2850581
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE FOALS
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... I am now aware of the dangers of ships like these.
2849966you do realize there's a rainbow dash x mouse cursor story on this site correct?
2852052
...sauce plz?
*waves tiny flag* wooohooooooooo... go darf.
2850983 IT IS NOW MUDAFUKAS!
Second fic I've seen of Flutters wanting Tia's ass.
Just why?
2852052
Really? Do you have a link to said story I think I just may read it for the lolz.
2852052 Really, you made me tab out of a great Twi X Shining armor fic just to read that?
2851434 ya, now how is he going to react to THEIR erection?
At first I thought it was this.
But then it totally wasn't!
At first I was like 'What could this be about?' Then I was like '......Yeah ok....I'm totally ok with this'
2851709
practice safe ships
2851045
Apparently $Diety does. /dohoho
2849972
Get oouuuut.
______
Well, this was hot.
2853352
$Diety has a funny way of showing it, you gotta admit. The last time I was in a relationship with someone who "worked in mysterious ways" and asked me to "have faith", she was stealing my identity.
2849766 You ARE the Darf, John.
2853962 And then John was the Darf.
2853966 You are the John, John.
2853982 And then John was the John that was the Darf too.
2853991 This is getting out of hand.
2854007 Indeed.
2854087 John John is the John, John.
2854089 ok let's stop before darf explodes and teleports to our houses with a home-made enema kit and a bag of urine
2854118 This is a hard decision.
2854382 Do you want rusty, AIDS-infected pipes to be slammed up your shitter and filled it with honey-tinted acid?! Piss burns, dude. Ask any baby.
...
Of course you want to be pissed in. You sly daaaaawg
2854424
I'm kidding! I don't wanna die!
2854430 Well if we keep jamming up this comment section with unrelated shit, Mr. Darf will find us, and he's more than eager to fill a couple of comment section derailers with golden delicious!
So run! Run for your lives! Not that it will do you any good. Mr. Darf is not a merciful soul.