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While having tea together, Celestia asks Twilight an important question that could change the meaning of their relationship forever. And create a pretty awkward silence as well.

Thanks to my editors Selbi and Hobbes for all their help!

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I have nothing to say about this.

Betcha five bucks that this will be featured within 48 hours. :unsuresweetie:

Comment posted by Vexine deleted Jul 23rd, 2013

"Hey, I wonder if her friend Rainbow Dash wants to be a princess...?"

wat

So that is the reason Celestia turn her an alicorn princess? Why not!?

Zuka #7 · Jul 23rd, 2013 · · ·

Well then.

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I'm following you, you little motherfucker.

Or faggot, I'm a bit torn.

Damn. I think the awkward part for me was when she said 'I don't swing that way.'

Honestly, I never expected THAT.

My life finally makes sense.

This... is just... DAFUQ :rainbowhuh:

I love it!

Hehe, this made me chuckle.

“Great, I made her a princess for nothing,” “Hey, I wonder if her friend Rainbow Dash wants to be a princess...?”

*GASP* "SHES A FUCKING PEDO!!!!!!

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......well. That was... FANTASTIC!

Plus, you’re what, over a thousand years old? I’m still in my twenties. If we ever did have a relationship, it’d be plain creepy, even if it wasn’t pedophilia.”

First Celestia love deny with that phrase...

hahahahahahaahhaaha:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
epic!

the only thing i like about this is the picture of princess twilight sparkle

Best of all possible endings.

I can just imagine Celestia going through all of the Mane Six this way, then sitting down and crying over a triple-layer chocolate ice cream cake with strawberry frosting, Luna and Discord trying to console her.
Can't think of anywhere to take things after that, though, and if I were actually writing such a thing I wouldn't want to leave it on a down-note...

"...that tush ass...", I don't think that's right.

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I agree. And actually RD might give serious thought to the proposition even without swinging that way. Fly fast forever vs the decline into the inability to do a rainboom and then worse. I think she would jump.

BURN FLASH SENTRY.

BURN HIM AND HIS FAMILY.

*ahem* Yeah, this was um... Yeah.

Awkward as balls, mostly. And I'm a Twilestia fan, so...

BUUUUUUUUUURN

EDIT: Wassat? 11 downvotes? Well maybe I like being controversial! How dya like dem apples????

two things.
1. apply cold water to burned area
2. So you are an mmmm biatch that doesnt like mmmmm me that way? "yes" WELL thats great cus i know where you wont be with me...*cannon comes out and twilight falls in* ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAHH BEEEEEEEEEEEEYATCH!

T_K_21 #28 · Jul 23rd, 2013 · · 4 ·

“Yeah, you heard me. I don’t find mares attractive,” Twilight explained, crossing her forelegs and rolling her eyes.

Well there goes my suspension of disbelief.

Tast #29 · Jul 23rd, 2013 · · 17 ·

Flash... Sentry? THAT THING... We do not speak of it.

Plus, you’re what, over a thousand years old? I’m still in my twenties. If we ever did have a relationship, it’d be plain creepy, even if it wasn’t pedophilia.”

Subtle tell off to the Twilight book fans. That book be full o' pedophile vamps yo. :ajsmug:

Well, I hate acknowledging any of the bad OC inserts as characters in the show, but that ending is pretty funny, good job once again Bob, I lolled.

god damnit bob i love you :heart:

Dat ending

say what now???!!!! :twilightoops:

I don't rlly ship FlashLight, mainly because it was in the human world, and Twi doesn't know him.

Lovely story man.
Especially that ending.
I hope i wouldn't offend you but ... do you have an off button or is it more of a lever?

“Great, I made her a princess for nothing,” Celestia muttered, resting her forehead against the table. Looking back up at the empty seat, an idea suddenly sprung up in her mind. “Hey, I wonder if her friend Rainbow Dash wants to be a princess...?”

Yea... memecrunch.com/meme/4N1S/i-ll-pass/image.png

2924436 I guess it only took 4 :scootangel:

Read this quickly, listening to dirty hardcore dubstep, tracing the ring on the side of my headphones. Smiling.

for a moment there when Tia asked if Twi loves her, I had to check if my mature setting was off

I need to catch up with stuff!

~Skeeter The Lurker

I want a sequel.

“Yeah, you heard me. I don’t find mares attractive,” Twilight explained, crossing her forelegs and rolling her eyes. “And even if I did, it’d definitely not be with you.”

It's not even the rejection itself that got me, rejecting someone in that way is just cold hearted. When someone pours out THAT MUCH emotion into telling you they love you, you don't rip out their heart, spit on it, and throw it at their feet without instantly becoming trash. Holy fuck I was not ready for that. jimmies rustling everywhere!

Comment posted by The Dungeon Maestro deleted Jul 24th, 2013

So, it's ship fics that get featured with less than 4k words?

This is the most realistic Celestia and Twilight ship I have ever read!

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Not a bad fic so far, but I understand what you mean....
hopefully it will be able to pull it self together when its finally finish to earn that front page spot.

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