"Alright Trixie, Spike and I will be back from Sweet Apple Acres in a bit okay?" Twilight said as she left Trixie alone at the kitchen table, looking blankly at that day's paper.
"Fine, see you then." Trixie said, waving her hoof dismissively. The two had made up after the whole "money" argument, but things were still a touch quiet around the house. Twilight just sighed and left with Spike.
Trixie sat, staring at the weather section of the paper.
"Showers in Spomane. Spooo-Maaaaiiiiiiiiiinn." Trixie said, clearly bored. She read the next forecasting and snickered a bit.
"It's hot in Hoofpeka." Trixie chuckled more at saying the town's name aloud.
"It's hoooooooot in Hoooooooooooooof-peeeee-kaaaaaaahhhh. It's hot. Hot hot. Hot hot hot. Haawwwwt. Hot! Hot! Hot-it hot hot hot! It's hot in Hoofpeka! Hoof-peaker. I'm a hoof-pick. I'm a hot hoof-picker. Pick my hoof, it's hot! Pick my hot hoof, pick it! Hoofpeka's hot, my hoof is hot, pick it. It's hot in Hoofpeka." Trixe said, playing around with the odd name while tossing and apple up and down.
"It's hot! It's hot! It's hoooot! It's hot in, it's hot in, it's hot in Hoofpeka!" Trixie finished as she tossed the apple far into the air, it smashing against the ceiling and getting stuck. Trixie eyed the fruit before shrugging.
"Hoofpeka." The blue unicorn said as she walked over to the refrigerator. She looked around and saw a red bottle with no label. As the bottle was vaguely shaped like a soda bottle she opened it and swallowed a mouthful of its contents. Unfortunately that unlabeled bottle was hot sauce.
"HOT! HOT! HOT!" Trixie yelled as ran to the sink, letting the cool water fill her mouth. She guzzled it down and walked away from the still running faucet.
"Hot....... In Hoofpeka." Trixie said breathlessly, smiling a bit at the odd name for a town once again.
Trixie walked into her and Twilight's bedroom. She noticed Twilight's personal diary by the bed. And it was unlocked. Trixie tried to fight the urge, she knew reading it would be a one way trip to the couch for the foreseeable future. However her curiosity got the better of her. So she opened it up to the first page and started reading. At least she would have been reading were it not for the fact it was a collection of numbers that read
"01001001 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100001 01110010 01110010 01111001 00100000 01010000 01110010 01101001 01101110 01100011 01100101 01110011 01110011 00100000 01000011 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110011 01110100 01101001 01100001 00100000"
And with that Trixie growled and put the diary down. As she did so, she noticed a piece of paper sticking out of the back. She grabbed it and read the note.
"Trixie, I knew you'd try to read my diary one day so I translated it all into binary code"
"Stupid binary code. Twilight knows Trixie can't read that!"
Trixie decided to go for a walk. Passing a convenience store she looked to see a griffon hen in a rabbit suit standing outside the place handing out coupons for hats. Deciding she could always use a spare, Trixie took one and entered the store.
As the cashier rung up her new magician hat, Trixie placed the coupon on the counter.
"Oh, Trixie got a coupon from that griffon rabbit outside." The unicorn said as the cashier looked at it.
"Oh, sorry it's expired." Said the walleyed pegasus. Trixie looked out the window and glared as she ran out the door and tackled the griffon to the ground. The griffon kicked her off and then leaped on her, but Trixie bucked her hard in the chest. The griffon got up, as did Trixie. The two stared each other down and if one listened closely, they could almost hear music in the air.........
The griffon charged, punching Trixie in the face who retaliated with a fore hoof to the griffon's beak.
Soon the two were in an all out brawl, making their way down the street. They ducked and dodged, bucked and slashed. Trixie summoned a lightning bolt to zap the griffon, then tackled her into Sugar Cube Corner right as a birthday party was being held. The griffon flew at Trixie and grabbed her. The griffon then threw her into the birthday cake, then quickly slammed her face down into it, attempting to smother her. Trixie bucked the griffon off and magically grabbed the punch bowl. She bashed the griffon in the head with it, breaking the bowl and sending the griffon down to the floor. Trixie turned to see stunned fillies and colts, as well as shocked parents.
"Sorry........... Griffon........... Gave bad coupon." Trixie panted out as she headed for the exit. However as she reached it she was tackled again by her opponent. The griffon latched onto her and flew her high into the sky, intent on dropping her. However, as the griffon let go Trixie conjured some rope that tied her to the griffon. The two flailed and spun out of control, eventually crash landing into a movie train.
The two sat up dazed. Trixie was the first to recover and grabbed a suitcase from the luggage rack, swinging it into the griffon's head. The griffon used it's talons to slice open the bag and swipe at Trixie's chest, cutting her. Trixie snarled in pain and anger as she tackled the griffon out the window of the train, causing the two to plummet into a river below.
Soon the two were flung out of the water by a sea serpent with an incredible looking moustache, and flew through the air, heading straight for the Golden Oak Library.
"I wonder what Trixie did while we were gone." Spike said as he opened the door for Twilight. Just as Twilight set foot in the library she saw a bloody and bruised Trixie with a just as bloody and bruised unconscious griffon on the floor. Trixie looked at Twilight and back to the knocked out griffon.
"So what did Applejack need help with?" Trixie asked, smiling with blood in her teeth. Twilight took a long, deep, breath and said,
"Just had a problem with vampire fruit bats. Also as I'm sure I don't even want to know what lead up to this, I want you to take that griffon to the hospital and get a doctor to take a look at you too."
Twilight then headed upstairs, causing Trixie to sigh.
"Wow, Trixie thought she was in for it this time." The unicorn thought to herself.
"You also better hope they want to keep you for observation since it's going to be a while before you're allowed in any bed in this house."
I want to marry Princess Celestia, right.
3841275 How'd you do that
3841281 take a guess
I really liked this chapter and and the fight reminded me of the family guy fight between Peter and the chicken . I also wish there was more chapters like the last one were twilight just gets pwnd by Trixie. Just my opinion but this chapter was funny
The binary code says "I want to marry Princess Celestia."
3841301 You can see why Twilight doesn't want Trixie reading that
>>Lunar Avenger Oh and to how we figured out what that says. You can find a binary translator on Google.
3841327 Dang, and here I thought I was giving someone something to think about. CURSE YOU GOOGLE!!!
First of all:
Twilight want's to marry Princess Celestia?
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And the fight with the griffon reminded me a lot of those fights between the Giant Chicken and Peter Griff--
Oooooohhh
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P.S.: It doesn't matter how good or complicated can be a riddle, Google ALWAYS had the answer.
3841433
First of all: That's Twilight's diary with a LOT of personal information in it. Also you seriously think even cannon Twilight hasn't thought about that? For shame
Secondly......................... That's my favorite moment in Family Guy........................Ever
Also I could easily see Trixie pulling something like that. And guess who the griffon in the bunny suit was....................
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3841457
You earned this:
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3841469 Amigo or enemigo?
3841477
Amigo, we're all amigos.
3841484 So the Gilda thing shocked you then?
3841488
I needed a moment to compute the idea, the expression "shocked" applies very well.
3841493 So it surprised you then?
3841502
How I've to say it? in spanish?
Me sorprendió por completo.
3841511 So it stunned you then?
3841517
This can only end bad.
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3841527 So it rendered you a woman?
3841530
What?
3841531 So you have the sudden urge to eat potato chips that bear a strong resemblance to Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States?
3841541
WHAT?!
3841542 So what you're saying is that you now have the ability to cast fire from your left ear while drinking water?
3841546
I don't know, I really don't know.
I just know that, somehow, you are the guy who stole Grant Morrison's and David Bowie's drugs.
3841552 No, sometimes I just like to daze and confuse people
3841555
Like this?
I think i might be old if i know that the first one might have come from Foster's home for imaginary friends right?
Dat binary message...
I Want To Marry Princess Celestia!?
so we a fosters home reference and a giant chicken fight!?
its like christmas all over again
oh and " i want to marry princess celestia" twilight has some explaining to do
is this griffon and trixie fights going to happen a lot? just like in family guy?
3843207 Not a lot ...................... But it's far from over
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3842886 Thanks!! Seemed fitting for Trixie, since he's a blue little narcissist like good old Bloo.
The Family Guy thing was because I can EASILY see Trixie doing that.
Cut Twilight some slack. That IS the first page of her diary after all
Before the fight Trixie forgot to say "You son of a....."
Wow, what a shocker, this story is not dead!
Had to re-tead previous chapter though, I forgot what it was all about. Good thing, that every chapter is completely random, and there's no visible plo... Story line!
Great as always!
.........oh my god so many fucking references, and the fact of how blunt they are plus the binary message that meant "I want to marry Princess Celestia" this chapter was just fucking hilarious
3846070 There's going to be an underlying story line. It's still going to be somewhat random, but if you pay attention you'll see it in the next few chapters
She gots the hots for sun butt eh?
3860198 Nope and yes
3862857 Exactly. Now the reason Spike is tagged here is that while he doesn't play a major role in each chapter, he does, and will in a few.
3862864 No, no, no, no. Keep reading
DAMN! Trixie may not be the best with magic, but she can sure as hell 'layeth the smackdown.'
It's a shame that she will be sleeping on the couch for a while. Especially, since she couldn't even READ Twilight's diary.
Is the code, "I want to marry Princess Celestia"? Really Twilight.
4317280 A sequel chapter to this one will deal with it.
She must've cheated.
So, Trixie - did you know there are only 10 kinds of pony in the world!
Oh? And Trixie supposes you have identifiers for them?
yes. Those that can read binary and those who can't!
...you're despicable...
First off, WHY THAT CODE!!!!
Next, awesome Family Guy reference.
lastly, great music. All I imagine was a video game battle between Trixie and Gilda.
Don't worry Twilight, you'll marry her one day.
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