Twnnng! An arrow landed just a few inches to the left of a target's bullseye at the far end of a grassy meadow.
"Horseapples..." Time Turner leaned back, wiping sweat from his brow as he lowered the bow at his side. "Where has my vision gone these days?"
"Hey, look on the bright side, Doc." Ace turned and smirked at him from underneath his sweatband. "You've improved from last week."
"Have I? I mean really?"
"Yup!" Ace smirked as he reached back into his quiver. "I'm just better than you then and now!" He pulled Sweetie Belle loose, lined her up with his bow, and launched her.
The filly whistled through the air, horn-first. Both stallions watched--squinting--as she flew true and embedded into the center of the target. Twnnnngg!
When Sweetie vibrated to a stand-still, she blinked up at her horn having landed smack-dab in the red bullseye. She smiled. "Hey! Great shot, mister! Just promise you won't reenact Robin Hooves like last time--"
The tell-tale sound of plucked bowstring echoed from a distance, and a sharp object flew from Time Turner's position.
"Eeeek!" Sweetie Belle flailed and covered her blank flank.
Pffftttt...
Wow... Just... Wow.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Did he shoot a second Sweetie Belle?
...........ok again!
What's with the sudden fascination in putting wooden objects in Sweetie's butt?
*shot*
LOL loving this
And i thought the last chapter was rapey.
Gods these ponies are MONSTERS!!!
3457269 Your avatar perfectly completes that comment!
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... [repeatly face-desk in a slow manner]
Anybody else noticing how these are getting more and more sexual?
3459586
You stole what I was going to say
Oh and is your picture Galifrean?
Does any of this count as clop?
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pffffffffttttttttttt . . .HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! OH GOD! MY SIDES!
'nuff said
3461393
believe me getting arrows and pencils shoved up your anus is not sexual
unless it's because of a crazy ex wife, then its just personal and very very painful...
okay, yeah, it's sexual
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3461393 it's a metaphor for life
you start of being taken advantage of as cheep labor by your family, and next you know you're being used as an arrow by some man you do't even know the name of
so remember don't do drugs
Why does everyone wanna put things up Sweetie's butt?
Really guys...
What if Time Turner launched another Sweetie Belle?
What if they had quivers of Sweetie Belles?
Man, there'd be a train going, an incentive to bullseye each time for great justice.
3477795 Convenient storage.
Why am I starting to feel like this whole series was just a convoluted excuse to write weird clop?
Okay, now her butt is taking the blunt of the abuse.
Sweetie Plot might be taking quite the... uh, inserting in this here sort, but let us all appreciate the fact that it's not rated Mature.
Or be disappointed. I don't kink-shame.