"Dear Derpy Hooves... I love your butt, and so, I wrote this letter to inform you about it! Probably not one of my best ideas, but I couldn't resist. You just had to know about my feelings."
Derpy's gotten an odd love letter in the mail from a very secret admirer. Who this might be? She may never know...
Coauthored with RainbowBob
What started out as a simple conversation escalated into... this. Considering I wrote most of it, RainbowBob told me I should be the one to post it. So, I am.
This story was inspired by, though not really related to "Dear Princess Celestia: I Hate You" and its sequel "Dear Princess Luna: I Love You"
Chapters (1)
That explains a lot.
ORLY I know who it is~
Oh my god.
If that's who I think it is...
FUCK. YES.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Button Mash has been playing to many Adult VN's games
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That explains everything.
3229007 button mash?
Button Mash? Since you're talking about video games...
...Button Mash? for real?
This was a most well-thought out, terrific read. I loved the science of it all.
All in all, this is pretty
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This is Button Mash
I think Trixie wrote this.
I think it's
Button Mash
I laughed.
And I laughed even more when I worked out who sent it!
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I didn't even need to look for the secret message, or at the comments to know it was Button Mash.
Video games were kind of a dead giveaway, as well as the mention of a mom. And the 8 years old thing.
Your flank made one gamer fall in love! Derpy!
Mutton Bash!
I couldn't help but play Baby got back while reading this :D
Also, nice hint ;)
Button mash is now officially a bigger player that flava flav!
SHIT, THE DISHES!
[puts on camouflage and hides in the couch]
3229038 But does it explain why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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...you can play too many...?
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I've seen a few otaku's "break" let's say
So...no chocolate muffins for Derpy then huh? What a shame.
This sounds like The OC Button Mash
Ah yes, the innocent musings of an eight year old with an overactive imagination... What could possibly go wrong?
Button, you're grounded.
I approve of this story's plot. Unf!
Miss Mash, you son has a crush.
Anybody have any idea what Button's Mom's name is?
Dr. Whooves: *reads letter* Buttons...how would you like to go on an adventure i hear that Scaro's wonderful this time of year.
I am almost completely certain I know who this is.
On the subject of the 'Stache, and this whole story's basic theme, I am reminded of a certain fan-song.
I think it goes a bit like this:
3230104 I know I love Cinnamon Toast Crunch for the cinnamon/sugar in the milk afterwards.
Um, wth? That was weird. Dude should have waited a bit longer, then he could have got the muffins right.
....did Pan Pizza write this?
I find it striking that this is what showed up in the featured box when I disabled "view mature." (Though I suppose this is technically viewing immature . . .)
Button Mash, hands down. We're done here.
Well she does have a bubble butt. I mean muffins have to go somewhere.
3230698 Potato, maybe?
I found the message first but after reading there was no way it couldn't be button mash. I feel bad for Derpy though muffins she cant eat that's just not okay
She said scootaloo and applebloom, meaning her friends. So it is Sweetie Belle
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eh... but I don't think Sweetie Belle would mind doing
Maybe Diamond Tiara or Silver Spoon or someone like that?
(hmm...lemme think)
Gah, never mind. Suffice to say, I don't really think it's SweetieBelle
It's Snips/Snails! They're always by the window!
it's obviously big mac
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Hmmm.... Video games? Referring to a mother? There is only one pony! Button Mash!
Poor Derpy, chocolate muffins are the best, and she can't enjoy them.
Read this....while eating a chocolate muffin....
This getting featured reminds me of Sharknado. Anyways, I have this strange feeling that the character in question is Button Mash. If that's the case, he's probably seen enough good ass on a daily basis not to be inspired by derpy's.
LOL!
XD
Go home Doctor, you're drunk.