Mr. Popo

by DVAN56

Bonus: BYYYYYYE

Discord, the Spirit of Chaos, Master of Disharmony, and Creature of Mayhem...was calmly fishing.

"Sure is a nice day out today," he said through a yawn, "Fluttershy is full of good advice at times."

"Oh look, Discord is free."

"Of course I'm free, I'm been free for over a year now, where have you been-"

Discord froze as at that moment he recognized the voice. Shakily, like a broken toy, he began to look behind him, praying that it wasn't who he thought it was. But sure enough it was, Mr. Popo, smiling like he always does.

"Been a long time sense you got out of that stone, haven't it?"

"Ye... yes."

"That's good, but I have some bad news."

"wh...what?"

"Your going back!"

"WHAT!?"

"BYE!"

Their was a sudden flash of light and a large bang, as if an exploitation had gone off, and sitting next to the pond, was a stone statue of Discord fishing.

Author's Note:

It just came to me and I had to add it.

Comments

[Professor Donger]

lol oh goddammit

[Magical Trevor]

... This made my day after Christmas. Thank you for sharing this with us, Mr. Popo. We remain, as always, your worthless (loyal) maggots.

[BlackShadow94]

Only the great Popo could own Discord like that.

[Just some new guy]

"POPO"
"But I don't want to go back..."
"POPO"
*Discord turns to stone*
Twilight:"What kind of spell did you use on him?"
"I didn't,he just knows better"

[Herpidty Derp]

[Dead Account 19]

"Shadup, bitch! Get in the stone!"

[keaton-furman-prower]

Celestia: I wonder where his mind goes when he's in his stone.

Mr. Popo: I'll tell you where he's not. Safe.

[Paladin Redflare]

YES, FINALLY, DISCORD IS BACK IN STONE, YAAAAAY! Let's hope it stays that way!

[p0nypanda]

Forgive me oh great and mighty Popo, but there's a spelling error: "Been a long time sense you got out of that stone, haven't it?"
Should be:
"Been a long time since you got out of that stone, hasn't it?"

[rikusorasephiroth]

How is this complete?
There's still "I'll say", "Tell me I can leave!" and "Bitch, don't tell me what to do!", "I'll tell you where they're not. Safe.", "Oh, do go on." and, my personal favourite, "No. It just knows better."

[raw666]

You know, this makes want to have a crossover with DBZ Abridge and MLP Mentally Advance. That would be interesting if dictator Celestia teamed up with Popo to make Popo Jr with Twilight.

[mylifeislol]

What kind of exploitation was that!?

[shadowgod3211]

*cries in the corners and curls up and rocks back and forth and mumbles something about popo's rules*