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Discord is forced to write a friendship report to Celestia. It ends about as well as you'd expect.
Thanks to my editors SolidFire and Xl9 and prereader Skeeter The Lurker for all their help!
Awesome art from the greatly talented Mickeymonster.
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Epic.
It's all I've got to say.
~Skeeter The Lurker
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL TODAY IS...
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL TODAY IS...
YOU ONLY NEED THREE! MORE! WORDS!
Butts = friendship = magic
It all makes sense now!
This amused me too much, considering its longevity. I require more literary sustenance from you, RainbowPimp.
Dat black joke...Unf.
Heh. Heh.
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Nice, good job I had a good laugh out of it......though in a way...this felt pretty short. If anything there could have been a little bit more like......Discord's hand literally fighting back against him in not wanting to write the letter beyond those words. Like how Jim Carrey beat himself up in Liar Liar (hope I got the right name for the movie I'm thinking about) or something else. Though besides that I enjoyed what you made.
I didn't see the black joke coming, still laughed at that though. 
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Butts
I laughed way more than I should have. Well done.
Like and faved just moment I saw the first sentence.
This was too short, though.
I demand more.
Yaaay Spongebob reference!
sunbutt, today I learned friendship is butts therefore I win because chaos.
Bye
Yesh, I musht admit, buttsh are a very important part of friendship. They are alsho a very magical part of the body, able to produshe flammable gashes after conshuming a few tacosh, ash well ash varying from shoft and shquishy to shmall and firm. Indeed, it sheems Dishcord ish a mashter of friendship.
-Sean Connery.
Me: What i have to say about the story is.....
what I have to say about the story is....
what I have to say about the story is...
Brain: JUST. THREE. TO. TEN. MORE. WORDS!
Me: AUGH! HAND CRAMP! MAKE IT STOP!
Lol, Hooked on first sentence, spongebob reference made ending all the more spastically funny.
Keep up the good work, and make more chapter like 'Attempt Two'.
Why?
Butts.
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One word.
Lol.
(for some reason, when you talked about variations of buttsh, I thought you were talking about tacos.)
I wonder if Discord actually got his ice-cream later on.
I couldn’t get a degree in art history.
Jepp thats the reason why people want to rule the World.
Friendship is butts? I guess that means Nyan Cat isn't spewing rainbows out his rear but pure friendship.
I need to send you pictures of the spongebob demo derby car i saw last weekend.
Hello my name is Twilight Sparkle
Princess Twilight Sparkle
Dr. Princess Twilight Sparkles
*Code red at school* *Grabs laptop and goes on fimfic* *Sees Rainbowbob has made a fic based on SpawngeBawbSqwarePawnts* *Urge to scream while we are crammed in the closet during code red drill*
You aught to make Twilight Discord's permanent Friendship instructor so they can try this again next week.
8/10 would read again.
I love you so much for this, Bob.
Glorious.
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That's Misses Dr. Professor Princess Twilight Sparkle to you!
Should've given him the ice cream Twilight.
3349989 He's the physical embodiment of chaos, who ruled over Equestria LONG before Sunbutt ever did, with eldritch powers you can scarcely comprehend!!
Yes, he got his ice cream.
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Hmmm... Something is still missing
Misses Dr. Professor Princess Twilight Sparkle Esq.
Thats better
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Hey! That's Mister Misses Dr. Professor Princess Twilight Sparkle Esq. to you!
oh sweet lord, i'm going to die laughing!
3356327 What does the Esq stand for?
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Excellent my child. Link me it when it's done!
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es·quire
/ˈeskwīr,iˈskwīr/
noun
1. a title appended to a lawyer's surname
2. (historical) a young nobleman who, in training for knighthood, acted as an attendant to a knight.
Needless to say I'm using the lawyer one in this joke.
Lawl this was awesome!
I'm not even going to read this until I need cheering up, but I faved and liked it anyway to keep it in my list.
Somebody, please, animate this. Just please.
-Deception is the best policy.
friendship is butts
The sad part is that Discord is right. Twilight is a liar.
Aj is disappointed Twi.
This was ridiculously stupid. It was insane, random, short, and pointless.
I've never seen something so stupid.
10/10, would read again.
Dear Princess Celestia,
what I learned about friendship is nothing.
Lol Spongebob Reference! I love it!
A whole story just for a SpongeBob reference...
Yep, definitely RainbowBob.
3357475 Make one about this...
MY LEG MY EYES!
“I’m too black for this!” XD
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Hey, hey, HEY! Thats CAPTAIN Mister Misses Doctor Princess Twilight Sparkle Esq.
...
I wonder what Celestia would be....
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Holy crap... Neptune part was hilarious.
Someone has to make a story like that and put a sponge bob reference! *hint hint*
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Rainbowbob has made me addicted to the Spongebob pogo...
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I don't know whether to say awesome or lol.
LOLSOME!!