On a normal day in Ponyville, Spike buys a peach from a little filly in the marketplace. But when he brings it home, Twilight has a traumatic flashback to her childhood.
(Author's Note: ...I regret everything. 
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Dusty the Royal Janitor
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What is it with ponies and peaches today?
Darnit, Dusty.
Oh well, there are worse bandwagons to jump on I suppose.
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Obselescence's blog will open up a lot of answers for you, I believe.
The moderators started all this peach business, and it's hilarious. I liked the Rube Goldberg Apocalypse you threw together, really nice touch!
For a quickly-assembled story, this is fantastic. You use a wide range of characters, tell a convincing narrative, and nail each personality type. This is a really great little story that put a smile on my face, and I can tell you enjoyed writing it!
Oh... Oh sweet Celestia. Granny.
This is pretty rad. Nice job dude.
Peaches of EVIL!
What's with the sudden influx of pony peach fics?
3647406 Check the new blog post
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS THEE, PEACH!
3647538 Who's blog?
3647802 The one by Obs
I knew it peaches are evil.
Ugh, first StarBomb releases a music video about Princess Peach, then FimFiction goes batshit over them, and now it turns out I have a bunch of little peach cups in my refrigerator. Fuck my life.
This on the other hand makes everything better. Thank you.
I'm... I'm very sorry everybody.
I... I just couldn't control myself...
I have brought shame upon this house.
I must restore my honor...
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I don't even really know. Peach stories started springing up last night, and this morning, this story just popped into my head, pretty much fully formed.
So I wrote it.
I regret everything.
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I'm sorry, Merlos. I am ashamed.
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I barely even know myself, man.
That peach was possessed by the fucking spirit of Rube Goldberg for that many coincidences just to set off the damn oven.
Yes you do regret it.
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SO regret it.
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All I could think of was the Final Destination franchise.
By Celestia's uncharacteristically large beard... at nearly every step I was expecting Granny Sparkle to bite the big one... not a peach, it was an analogy for dying... but that damn peach just kept rolling... Fun story though, a little dark, but fun.
I take it Grandma Sparkle was a TAD deaf?
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Yep. I'm pretty sure I mentioned she was deaf in the fic.
I'm convinced.
Peaches are satan.
Millions of peaches.
Peaches for me.
Millions of peaches.
Peaches for fr- Wait, TWO WHOLE BITS!?! Goodness carrot top, I didn't think you were that evil.
WHAT EVEN IS THE EQUESTRIAN FINANCIAL SYSTEM!!
This was a great read. I like it.
No your not.