(Insert trademark "story not to be taken seriously" comment)
Shiny G. was just a normal Ponyville resident when one day, the incredible happened.
She didn't wake up late! And this turn of events lead to...
Her going to work on time without being rushed!
No, seriously. Follow Shiny as she goes through the excitement of another Tuesday in Ponyville!
Since I am having a large idea block and just got done reading the awesome Diamond Tiara Hunts Down And Systematically Murders Bad OCS by Aquaman, I decided to do my take on the Mary Sue bashing.
I hope that this one-shot isn't terrible.
But no promises hehee.
Also, if anyone can find me a better cover art then I will be much obliged. The picture I have right now is simply... eye gouging!
Teen for language.
These aren't actual OCs... are they? Someone didn't really make an infectious "elite" speaking green unicorn, did they?
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I made up all the OCs, but I was basing them off the steriotypes I hate in OC stories. Especially 7th Elements. They have all of my hate. 
Not that I have seen, but I honestly wouldn't doubt it if someone said they did write a pony like that.
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Hehe... Yeah, gotta hate those extra elements stories, right? *quickly deletes document*