Fifty Shades of Short

by Super Trampoline

Human (Two Stories)

In Other Words, Messy

"Twilight, why are you going through my underwear drawer?"

"Research!"

I raised my eyebrows. "Research?"

"I'm studying the lack of organizational patterns exhibited by human males."

"Oh. Well, carry on then, I guess?"

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Pinkie's Not-so-Hygienic Bakery

In retrospect, the FDA raid was hardly surprising.

Comments

[Samey90]

Hmm, I imagined Twilight being voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch in this. That's totally something Sherlock would do.