Princess Celestia went out for a stroll to a coffee shop. The next morning, she is single-hoofedly destroying the coffee industry.
How?
No really, how?
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Did it start with a whisper?
4131884 There is no facehoof big enough
4131892 Someone needs a sense of humor.
4131895 I just showed my sense of humor
I'm no expert on journalistic ethics, but considering the distance of what she said from what the shop owner claimed she said, a case could be made that the proprietor deliberately slandered the princess rather than innocently misquoted her.
And the paper certainly should have tried to contact the Princess for comment or tried to confirm the statement before printing it.
4131884 DAMMIT, I WAS GONNA fucking... say that....
why does somehow this story in a sense explain real life situation
As usual you make me crack up and fall apart in laughter. Nice going
Top lel, Comet.
Gave me a nice chuckle at work on my break. I totally called Luna having a freak out too
Why is there still no Luna-high-on-caffeine emote? We needs it! We wants it!
4132073 We shall start a protest like the ones outside of the castle.
"Give us a high-on-caffeine Luna!
There should've been one made sooner!"
(I suck at this. ): )
Okay that was good. Don't delete it!
Still, I need to take my frustration with Steam out on something and your typos work well for that:
Princess Celestia, the royal ruler if all Equestria
of all of Equestria you mean?
It coveys all my anger and feelings on the matter. Plus, I even went as far as to use a dirty word in it."
Coveys should be conveys
Celestia cooed at the feeling of rebelousness
is rebelousness a word? I'm not sure.
This was funny, don't delete it!
That was remarkably funny. Please, do keep it.
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It's also a fantastical, completely ungrounded to reality situation that happened for this story to take place, but I thank you for your input anyway!
I happen to like Hot Chocolate in the morning, actually.
There are only two ways this can end.
Horribly well, or well... horribly.
Oh shenanigans, you are the very best word. Never stop happening.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Those pink PJs tho.
Looks out the window with after hearing commotion from outside. Sees a bunch of ponies thowing tea in the river. Slowly closes the window and goes back to be. "Damnit Equestria..."
...
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Please, don't delete this!
If continued it can escalate to awesome levels of sillyness!
Delete this? Either you are a fool, or a genius with this attempt at phishing for praise, making you a fool who desperately lusts for praise.
You would honestly refuse to leave this good, amusing story on this site while monstrosities, that don't deserve to exist in the same plane of existance as real literature, litter the common grounds of this site?
Leave the story up, or at least until midnight in the U.S., so I can use this story as an excuse to save this, along with a bunch of other fics in case the website explodes and burns to the ground or something.
It's so silly I just can't stop laughing. Well played!
Please don't delete this! It is a light-hearted and very amusing story. I would like to see how this all turns out, but if you will not be writing more, que sera sera...
damnit the colonies are at it again. poor tea
lol you should keep it, dont delete it (referring to the authors note)
I hate both coffee and tea. Sue me.
Nope, keep it. It's funny in a manic sort of manner that's good reading fun.
I'm favoriting this just because of that song.
Oh please don't delete this. Even if you decide to keep it as a one-shot, I still love it for the fun in it.
Don't delete it. NEVER DELETE IT! IT WILL LIVE ON FOREVER!!!!
… Oh, my… another 'ponies overreact' fic… Maybe I should get to work on my project that's due to- LIKED AND FOLLOWED!
You're gonna delete it?
Copypasting. FOR POSTERITY.
Why would you delete this? That's stupid. Obviously people enjoy it.
I may not partake of the Magic Morning Drink, but I WILL find a way to use this in a conversation at some point.
Neon Trees, I presume?
I was just listening to Maroon 5 and that song a few hours ago.
Someone is dead.
Liked and faved, you earned it.
Lol, this is pretty outrageous, and hilarious.
Also, nice Neon Trees reference.
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Ironically, I hated that song when it first came out, but it just kinda grows on you.
4135937 ME TOO! Neon Trees is a bit of an acquired taste.
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Discord is pleased by these developments.
Oh uh the irony. When Luna goes Royal Canterlot voice it scares the stupid out of people. When Celestia shouts, it's because she wants to murder someone.
Great chapter. I had to stop myself from laughing out loud because I'm on a bus
You had my interest, but now you have my attention.
Liked and faved
This reminds me of Two Best Sisters Play
Niiiice. It's even the lyrics to Everybody Talks, too. It also helps that the story is good, too. I can definitely see this level of Telephone-esque incompetence in the pony news. Heck, it's in ours!
This. Was.
GLORIOUS.
This reminds me of my how I imagined my 'Coffee Famine' story starting in my 3x5 character card series that I give to my local Starbucks in return for bags of used grounds that I put into my garden (high nitrogen, bulk carbon, and the caffeine residues kill parasitic nematodes and beetle grub pests)