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Cloud Goat might just have the wildest life of any goat in Goatville. Marvel at the insanity that is her life, and laugh at the suffering of her poor beleaguered best friend, Blossom Goat. Or at least, you would do that if this weren't a story about goats. Sadly, goats just aren't very interesting. Also, the title is a lie. Goats do not win at anything. Ever.
It's a stupid April Fool's prank story. About goats. You were warned.
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Baaaaah.
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Wow, I'm genuinely impressed that you actually did this. Take my respect. Take all of it.
I love this story! so original! I wonder what goat Celestia will do next?
4169971 Er......GOATLESTIA. yeah. I meant to type that the first time.
Baaa.
Baaah bah baaaaaah bah baaaahaaaaa
Huh... Did not expect an actual story.
The writing style also strangely reminded me of Kurt Vonnegut.
Also, I'll just leave this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrgZtlOAisE
Baaaah-rilliant!
But not truly, truly, truly outrageous. That's the domain of Jem Goat.
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Baaaaaah Baaaah AHH?!
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...Wat. Da buq.
There were no goats screaming like people. This story is a disappointment.
There. Much better!
RAAAPIST!!!!!
least of the mind rape variety
Goddammit Chen.
...I'm so reading this tomorrow.
Faved, not for the goats, but for the tickles!
I sense you might not appreciate goats fully.
Just a gut feeling really.
It's a shame because goats are really cool, much better than ponies.
Okay, it started out with me firmly clicking the dislike button (as I dislike joke/troll fics in general) but the ending paid off fairly well. Sparkler, you fool.
You ever read a word so many times that it ceases to make sense anymore?
goat.
Ha, I didn't think you'd actually go through with it! Well played.
Call this odd, but its surprisingly fun to read along with this riveting dialogue. Insane, creepy and weird mind you, but fun too.
In this particular instance, we know Winning Pony is a better story, because this one has, like a, like a goat demon on the front.
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Just look at the eyes...
I'm not sure if you speak goat, but you just insulted every readers family and life and called them a ***********.
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Hmm... I can see where this would eventually lead.
"Iron Will offers all goats his banging techniques, which will teach you the confidence you need to bang the right nanny."
should have been the life and times of a winning goatse
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Beautiful. A thousand thumbs up!
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Not so. Rainbow Goat shall shortly be putting Jem Goat out of goating business, with Rainbow Goat Rocks. Where she will upstage Jem Goat in goatliness.
We need fanart of this now. Come on people please make this happen
Oh dear God yes. Sequel nao plz.
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Well, she'll 'baaaa' a few times, and maybe eat some grass. And then she won't raise the sun, because she is a goat and goats do not have magical sun-raising powers.
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Couldn't have said it better myself.
I have things to do, you know. I have things to do and I cannot pull myself away from all the April Fools because there is just too much April Fools. I hope you're happy. I hope you're proud of yourself.
Oh, that Cloud Goat. She's such a character.
Now that's just silly. Everygoat knows that baaa, which clearly contradicts baaa.
Oh, I see what you're saying now. Yeah, that's probably true.
I can only imagine how much time she spent practicing to get that right. It's quite impressive that she kept it a surprise until it was ready for the limelight.
Oh, that Sparkler.
And she even used "everybody"! She must be going through one of those politically-correct phases. But I'm sure she'll grow out of it soon. I hope.
. . . The existence of a framing narrative to bring some semblance of sense to this actually bothers me a little. I'm probably weird like that.
It just threw all my silly comments so very off-kilter when there was suddenly something I could take relatively seriously.
Oh, and
For shame, Sparkler. In a bedtime story? For Dinky?
I can't tell whether you're making the reference I think you're making, or not. Regardless, Rainbow Goat is truly outrageous. She is truly, truly, truly, outrageous.
Mooving on...
This was way funnier than it had any right to be. Who would have thought that a story about goats of all things could ever be amusing?
Well played, Mister Qordath. Well played...
Write on,
Legion
This is the best goat story I have ever read.
Ahahahahaha!
Should... I point out that goats are... probably more like Cloud Kicker than you might expect...?
They, among other things... Well, not too put a finer point on it, they have a tendancy, when in heat, for the female goats to mount the other female goats while the male is, well, banging. (According to QI.) (Mind you, givengoats in mythology (e.g. satyrs) maybe this isn't that surprising...)
Interestingly, according to wiki, goats are noted to have high intelligence (so MLP's goats are... probably kind of racist... Good job MLP!) and are the the only ruminant capable of climbing trees (to a degree). The more you know if half the battle or something.
Actually, that inteliigence thing almost makes me want to see MLP or Winning Pony done with goats, sort of seriously, where basically everygoat gets an intelligence boost... That'd be... interesting...!
gg wp
GoATY
Oh look Winning Pony's still on top of popular box
I don't remember Rainbow having such a weird haircut though
...Wait
THAT'S NOT HER MANE
And this is how you almost lost an upvote
Sweet story by the way
this floats my goat
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This story made the popular box? I'm so ashamed...
The dialogue was a bit uninspired. I was expecting at least one good "Baa" from Blossom Goat, but all I got were lackluster "Baa"s.
Also. Rainbow Goat should learn to climb a tree. Cool goats climb trees. Maybe next week.
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Also also, I would probably read a sequel. Eventually.
goats are not intresting? someone clearly has not plaied goat simulator.
Oh yyyeeessssshhhh plzzz.... This needs to be in a hall of fame somewhere.... Hahaha
Amazing, now I don't have to waste my time reading TLaToaWP!
FAVED!
You're right, we just want to watch goats with jetpacks.
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Praise the goat.
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Blame the legion of followers you have.
Far and away, without a doubt, this is the best thing Chengoat has ever written.
Fluttergoat was asked to be in the Goattones, but all she knew how to sing was "Baa baa baa, baa baa baa ram."