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Celestia has long been a master of the ancient art of making the perfect cup of tea. Luna, on the other hoof, follows the dark heresy of coffee. Caught between them is the newly-minted princess, Twilight Sparkle, who for some reason can't make a drinkable cup of tea no matter how hard she tries. Will Celestia be able to correct her errors and show her the way into the enlightenment of the true beverage, or will Luna win her over to the dark side at last?
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Lol, added to read later.
Haha, I enjoyed reading this
4472978 Thanks!
Nice use of the Chinese Kirin, I can tell you know your stuff. Very nice peace of work.
5 stars
Nothing better than waking up in the morning and preparing myself a serving of eggs, two sausages, two strips of bacon, and a mixture of coffee and tea. That's right, I fuse the two. Call me a heretic if you must, but I like my beverages the way I like everything else, screaming for no real reason.
4472982 Thanks! (I love kirin, I've written several stories in which they appear somehow.)
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Heretic!
The thousand year battle between tea and coffee shall live on forever!
This story made me cry tears of laughter, in a good way.
Dat ending.
I also honestly thought this was going to have conflict about light or dark coffee.
4473016 Thanks!
4473045 I actually don't drink coffee at all, so I know nothing about it.
That description alone made me chuckle. This can only lead to good things!
4472995 I has going to find a funny video involving the word heretic as a response, but every single video was either a death metal band or some video about religion. So instead have an awesome song from the 80's and use the lyrics as a source for an inspirational quote or something.
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HERESY
GO BACK TO YOUR TEA
4473074 Ironically, I don't drink tea either. Just herbal tea.
4473062 That is... something, all right.
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GO BACK TO YOUR WATER
4473054 No problem!
Just go to the middle ground and drink Mountain Dew. It may rot your stomach, but that shit will keep you up all night.
4473202 He he he. I'm not sure Equestria has Mountain Dew.
I wonder where Tia and Lulu stand on cookies and crumbits...
I think you need to include something to show that Twilight was actually messing up the tea. I mean it seems like Celestia arrives and then just takes Twilight at her word they'd all been coming out awful
Cute! I loved the fact that Twilight continually ruined the easiest tea to make.
Not quite sure why you added this, though I always enjoy Twilight being highlighted for the sweet person she is.
4473387 Eh, I can never resist a bit of a "wink and nod" towards the Twilight/Celestia ship, which is pretty much what that bit's about.
4473259 Not a clue!
4473396 Ah, it felt like you were leaning that direction. It's one of my favorite ships, so it was nice to see the inference.
4473412 I am torn between Twilestia and Twiluna for my favorite ship. So of course my actual favorite is probably the Twilunestia trio.
4473396 Methinks that another discussion between the royal sister is needed!
Tea? Feh.
Coffee? Bah, I say, Bah!
*Slurps Mountain Dew and Red Bull*
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You should totally write more of that. Triangles are the best kind of hearts (also they are mathematically pleasant)
4473545 I don't have any good plot ideas for any such stories right now, alas. (Though if you want some Twilunestia immediately, and you haven't read my SO's story, Snit yet, it totally recommend it.)
I suppose I really should put some thought into coming up with an idea for one.
I say Twilight should make MILK TEA its better!
It is not bitter , but sweet but no too sweet.
I love peppermint tea! :-)
4473844 That's one of my favorites too.
4473710 Ah, but is it easy to make? Poor Twilight obviously isn't very good at it.
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After peppermint tea my favorite drink is.......................
HOT CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!
4472987 What is this heresy? It sounds amazing
. And I hate tea and can't drink coffee out of distaste. 
A cute and harmless story, nice! Glad to see not everything on this site has to turn into a 65 chapter epic followed by 2 sequals involving enough new cannon to rival game of thrones .
A short, simple, and very good story.
4473854 Obviously we are twins separated from birth.
(I love hot chocolate too.)
4473858 Well, given that my long-running epic is still not done yet, I'm refraining from starting another one until it's finished!
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Maybe be we are but now I'm off to get some hot chocolate or peppermint tea.
4473857 I don't drink either since I'm morning person, so I always have energy when I wake up. If that logic doesn't make any sense to you. Then just imagine that Stephen Hawking said it instead of me. Plus, who needs those drinks when you have singing Germans.
4473982 hurray for singing Germans! I mean... I'm indifferent. Nah, forget that shit, TO NARNIA!
Good gravy this was funny!
It's so... serious! So full of joyful ostentation!
Much like a Brit extolling the virtues of a properly made English Tea, which of course you Americans never get right.
Delectable!
Light and laughter,
SongCoyote
...plus I may have been slightly mentally altered while reading it... but that's just a magnifier for its inherent hilarity
4474438 Heeee. Well, I'm glad you liked it so much!
4474573 Start a heretical third path?
ahem...
I prefer neither coffee nor tea.
...
soda, anypony?
4474733 Yeah, sure. Thanks for offering.
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I agree. To me it honestly seems like Twilight simply doesn't like cinnamon tea.
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Haa! Oh wow. That was epic
4475134 Perhaps she doesn't.
I find that if this was expanded upon to maybe three short chapters of around 1000+ words it could be an intersting short battle between the two brews....
Long live the Chocolate Milk King!