While on a diplomatic trip to the Zebrican Isles, Cadance, Twilight, and Spike stumble across a hilariously embarrassing secret of Luna's.
Luna doesn't think it's nearly as funny as they do.
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lesson learned: pickles are delicious
5160485 And/or mentally scarring. Same difference, really.
5160522 yeah
either way, this story was hilarious 
two things.
1 Pickles h--- raisins under the bed? Any one know how Zebras feel about keeping rabbits as house pets?
2 "(It) was just a filly!" ?
Did Spike eat rat droppings?
5160581 Yes. Yes he did.
5160579
I 100% intended to call Twilight an it.Correction made. Thank you!If I was Princess Luna, I would have mercilessly KILLED Twilight and Cadence..........But, fortunately for them, I am not.
Good story, thanks for writing it!
~TheEmpressEclipse~
Meanwhile in the crystal empire...
Flash: "Are you sure about this sir? Is cleaning your attic really guard duty?"
Shining: "Nonsense private! Now hop two!"
Flash, obliging his superior, opened the attic door. Only to be buried by a tidal wave of empty shampoo bottles. A twitching orange hoof was the only thing sticking out of the plastic pile as shining looked on curiously.
Shining: "Huh, so that's were those went..."
Okay so I would have never thought of mlp interesting with John Edwards.....kudos.
5160787 That is perfect.
5160828 I'm glad somebody caught that reference.
5160723 Thank you for reading!
I'm not familiar with the thing I'm seeing.
It was funny...I think. Quite unique. And very, very odd.
"Still lubed up from the pickle juice"
Yeah, so not touching that one.
This may well be the sexiest thing I've ever read.
#Wouldstrangletheelderlyforpickles
5160860 sinners in the hands of an angry god is a fairly obscure refrence
I will never understand this thing everyone has about pickled gherkins...
Pickled Onions now, that's a different kettle of fish altogether!
5161278 Eeyup
The best part of this story is Spike eating mouse shit in the background.
What was Spike eating?
5161010
Given that it is vinegar that is used for pickling, I am not surprised you don't want to touch that one.
That would make a terrible lube.
Edit: Also, Avox, you are so weird!
Luna. Maud. Poetry slam. MAKE IT HAPPEN!
Did a bit too research for this story, did we?
I quite enjoyed this.
It was entertaining, I gave it a like... I don't really know what else to say.
And so a little personal contribution from yours truly: I only like one brand of pickles, but I really like those pickles.
All other pickles can die in a fire.
On that note, my mom makes pickles, and there's nothing quite like feeling like your insides are burning from the vinegar that has boiled away into the air in the process.
Contender for the dumbest fic I've ever read.
That being said, it is also a contender for one of the best fics I've ever read.
pickles.
Why dont these cookies taste chocolate...
These cookies aint Chocolate chip COOKIES thses have raisins Aww gawd whyyy Kill everyone who bakes rasin cookies
5162379 Why thank you!
This was so dang funny... Spikes lines were boss... Especially:
I don't recall having laughed at a story as I have just done. You, sir, get a
.
This is like some pickle induced fever dream.
5163283
WIPE THE RAISIN ABOMINATIONS OF THE MAP!!!
I'm surprised an argument didn't ensue over Dill vs. Sweet.
5161462
Pickled herring would be a different kettle of fish...
5163639 Yes Now... how do we do it?...
1.Kill people Take thier loot and use it too kill more pople
2.Claim cookie clicker by copyright of our cookie grandmas
5.Install sanity... GRIND GRIND GRIND KILL KILL KILL
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Dont you hate when someone... took you second wind kill and you died XD
5163743 More than you know. Especially when your opponents fight against each other.
5163749 i hate when enemes back away from you while fight for your life mode and you have a shotgun... this is how it usally go... DONT BACK AWAY you bloody Twat... yup i hate when someone steals my kill when i just about to kill it and Survive and me friends even dont revive...
"And the dimwit never thought anything was fishy when the fake me declared how much she hated pickles! Shining is such a surfer dude!"
5163742 Sweet pickles tend to make me ill. Hence why I only favor dill.
(Alondro is best Zecora)
Puritan liturgy in my fanfiction? If I don't see a 'city on a hill' joke in here, I'm going to be disappointed.
No 'city on a hill' joke. I am disappoint. On the other hand, this was the sort of nonsense I needed today.
This is way too great of a story
I hate pickles
Well that was random
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!"
Pickles are good for only one thing - pickle relish, to be used in Thousand Island dressing for Reuben sandwiches or in chicken or potato salad.
That being said, I laughed myself sillier reading this. Well done, and you get a non-rat-feces-eating Mustache!
Okay seriously, what the fuck is up with all the pickles?
5163941 Sweet pickles don't make me ill, I just think they're gross. Dill pickles forever!
5161462 How do you feel about pickled eggs? Or pickled pigs feet?
Okay, I don't get the point of the pickles - especially since they could open the jars with their magic - but the rest was pretty funny.
I'm getting a sense that you really like pickles. It's okay, I do as well!
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Anyway, this was weird, but funny. Well done.
5162972 I know right?! Hell, Twist gets one
but not Luna? Such bullsh
Oh, GOD, I'm gonna throw up!
And let's not even get into why Luna has all those pickles...
5163742 Sweet pickles are disgusting. Dill is the one true pickle to rule them all.
Suuuuuuuuure...
Nice little story, btw.