A grey unicorn foal, crying out in unimaginable pain as their spinal cord is crushed by an unstoppable force. A teacher, rushing to the aid of her supppsedly dying sister. A fat colt, awakens drugged and bound in a room with a deranged filly hellbent on bloody revenge. One yellow blank flank, captured and abused in the most humiliating of ways.
For these foals today was a day of terror, of pain, a day that they would never forget in their entire lives.
But for her, it was tuesday.
Another day, another scheme. Follow Diamond Tiara through a day in her life, then see how her influence touches the lives of the filthy peasants she graces with her divine presence.
Maybe.
Welp, it's official.
Diamond Tiara is a bitch.
The story image got me a giggle and interest.
The description teased the hell out of me.
I NEED TO READ THIS STORY
421624 Like that was ever a surprise!
I do believe this is the very first fic that has Tootsie Flute not be gay.
And a very interesting and believable explanation for Diamond Tiara's Cutie Mark. She certainly has a gift for manipulation, and she did make the paper popular. Using horrible methods, but still.
You know, Diamond Tiara as newspaper editor actually made me like her when I didn't before.
She was great. Everything but the blackmail was pure J.Jonah Jameson (which I see you noticed as well).
And it was probably the first time she seemed interested in something other than meanness for meanness' sake. Even the blackmail was just a means to an end rather than a way of hurting ponies.
As for the story, it used humor pretty well. I especially appreciated the part where Diamond Tiara stopped her plan to commiserate with Applebloom about the horrible substitute teacher.
my reaction to this
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I shouldn't find this story amazing, but I do!
That beginning, is that a reference of pinky and the brain? :P
I love how Tiara swears LOL. I just had to look up most of her words because I dont know jack sh(yay) about equine husbandry.
wow a filly who plays the stock market and usually wins! I wish I had Silver's talent!
I disagree though with the claim that Diamond is not an honest pony. I can't remember one time she has lied. Everything she and Silver Spoon told the CMC was a truth (a cruel truth but truth none the less) or an observation that they believe to be true such as the case with Flight to The Finish.