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If you came here for any sort of sanity, You came to the wrong page! heh heh HAHAHAHAHA! But yes, I love HIE and some good funny stories and love depending in how it's done. Have fun out there!

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Warning: Sex tag just for Cloud Kicker's conversations about sex just to be safe. And teen for the Pony swearwords

A Pegasus Pony named Lightning Bolt is really a human. He lands right before Season 1 and learns everything about ponies before the show starts. He gets a job as a weather pony and makes some friends along with having Rainbow Dash as a boss. Determined as he is not to change the show's timeline, little things start changing and soon the fate of Equestria may very well rely on his actions alone.

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sweet im first :pinkiegasp: lol but great story, im looking forward to more! :twilightsmile:

Am likin this already.....keep going...this is sweet..thus a fav n follow is in order

Awesome fic, so please continue to give us MOAR!:flutterrage:

Please keep up the good work. It's really interesting and a new concept I never read. :pinkiehappy:

I like the idea but it could use more polish as this felt more like a rough draft. Also, the sequence of thought and ideas drifted off course in a few spots in the story. I'd say to read through this again and patch it up some before moving forward with the next portion.

Luna is still on the moon

in the moon

4536947 I actually never realized that. I must go look at that, too late now...

That's a problem when you think you know the future. If one simple little detail is out of place, you think you have changed the whole future. Which is mostley not the case.

Nice Story. I'm really interested what he will do now and if he will ever get revealed as human and if he and Firefly will come together or if Cloud Kicker will be his Special-Somepony :pinkiehappy:

He could work with Madame Pinkie Pie together :pinkiehappy:

And then no one chased Twilight this day.

Why you make him use the words: celestia sake, buck, everypony etc ... Instead of the normal ones? He's grow up like a pony or like a human? He's a human ...in ponyville... It's soo clicé that that jokes are not funny anymore. The story is good and promising ... But i just dont like clicé

4559922 That's not a half bad idea...:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

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He doesn't want to screw timeline or that he is an alien

4563939 i dont think words count that much ( it's not like when he say 'dear god' instead of 'dear celestia' everyone Will think he's an alien, maybe they Will think he's a strange one or try to correct he's speak, but that's it)... I mean, Zecora always speak in rimes, luna still use the royal cantelot voice and Pinky Pie use always silly words When she talk. Ponies 'like Twilight ' have learned of ignore it.

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By Celestia's beard, are you using Pinkie Pie as a measure of normality?

4565693 what?... So what if i did it? What are you gonna do about it Uh? COME AT ME BRO!! :rainbowlaugh: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IyiCY_Ew_kY

I very like how you Made Rainbow D: how she control the other ponies but still respecting the original series like when she is too lazy to work, you nailed her exactly as she should be out of the 6 main characters. Can you try to do it with the other 6?

4560879 For the same reason why a pony who ended up as a human would eventually or immediately start using our analogs to those words, rather than using their versions which would get them weird looks. That and to keep a low profile.

Its a cliche, sure, but it is one with a basis in sanity. Unlike a lot of other cliches.

(-_-)
Yeah! Update!
(-_-)
Let this be a lesson to everyone. Don't tempt fate. :pinkiehappy:
(-_-)

I like it. Please, update reguralr... reglura... often.

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WHER IS THE BACK OF THE PACKET!
WHAT CODE!
I WANT TO MEET DISCORD! :flutterrage:

Don't stop there! WRITE MORE!

So... Discord just let it happend.......... Well, i suppose he was doing his job to balance chaos and order???

am beggin u to contine :applecry:

Do a thing that makes pinkie become an alicorn instead

I did read it in his voice.... But your at 70 by the time I got here

YOU! my good sir. poisoned ME (your loyal reader) with your false hope. Saying I can meet Discord himself and crushed that dream by saying "it's just a joke :pinkiehappy:"
YOU! Mr author, are cruel....:fluttercry:

And I love you for it :heart:
Hit me :fluttershyouch:
AHHH! :fluttershbad::heart:
Hit me :fluttershyouch:
AHHH! :fluttershbad::heart:
Hit me :fluttershyouch:

...
Where are you going? :fluttershysad:

“I will, besides you’re still too cute for me not to have you as a friend” Firefly also answered.

WARNING: Heat to cheeks rising, ABORT MISSION! ABORT!!!!!!

It's too late! BIG BLUSH COMING!

Nice Chapter. Keep up the awesome work^^

“Well, my real name is Anonymous” I said
“Really?” Luna asked stupidly
“Of course not! What fool would be named that? It’s actually Gavin

I actually luaghed out loud then... That's what goes through my head when they say "My name is Anon"

I don't know whether to lie and say I don't like it or tell the half truth and say I like it all, there are some parts I don't like and there are parts I like. So if it makes you feel any better, I don't hate it and think you should keep it up.

You lost me there :applejackconfused:

~ A friend

Eh......it could have been better.

“Just one, what’s your real name back on your planet?” Spike asked out of nowhere

What went through my mind here.

“Well, my real name is Anonymous” I said

Fuuuuu! :facehoof:

“Really?” Luna asked stupidly
“Of course not! What fool would be named that? It’s actually Gavin but to be honest I always hated that name and if it’s okay with you girls, I’d much rather keep the Lightning Bolt thing going” I answered

Hah! Oh, thank god. Now I can keep reading this. As opposed to you, I do hate Anon stories. I swear, I'm going to find a word filter that changes Anonymous to Steve or Bob. :trollestia:

I must say I respect Lightning more for refusing to get the suit for free. Rarity gives so much of herself she deserves to get it back with interest.

Good job, Lightning. I'm sure Firefly thinks the same about the kiss :raritywink:

Le't see what the next day brings... maybe waking up in a bed that is not yours? :trollestia:

4650260 Yeah like that would happen...:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

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I better finish this cider and get to bed…I feel so woozy all the sudden….

*teasing-sing-song-voice* ~Just saying~

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Lighting will probably sing this song the next morning
http://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o

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Im confused is he having a good or bad morning?

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Bad because he got a Hangover.
Good because he awoke to the side of Firefly.

So I would say: a 50/50 morning. But till the finish (the evening) is some time to win this day.

I SO called it this would happen!

BOLTY! You COWARD! You go back to Firefly and tell her you was that mysterious Stallion and that you love her RIGHT NOW!

4655780 It might send the wrong messages, maybe.

Oh hey just to let you know I slept with and ran away after.

Yea, I think he wants to keep his teeth, and not look like a creepy stalker.

4656579 Maybe he will lose some teeths. But when she finds out by herself, he can write his last will...

4656623 Point taken

Yeah! what Sky Hooves said! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT YOU WIMP! :derpytongue2:

WHY THE BUCK DID I DO THAT?! DAMN YOU SHIPPING DEMONS, GET OUT OF MY BODY!!!

:trollestia: NEVER! We will ship you until you accept that you LOVE HER! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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