Having been kicked out of one too many bars, Trixie decides to try her hand at an open mic night at the local nightclub/grocers, Beets and Beats. Upon arriving she sees the most beautiful mare she's ever met. No, not Twilight, Princess Neon Boom. The two's bombastic personalities collide and they end up having a DJ battle to decide who's the most illest DJ in town. Twilight eventually shows up and can't believe how quickly things spiral out of control. Who knew that the power of music could rip apart an entire town?
Thanks to maskedferret for editing and junk.
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Really, though, she should have known it would be a lost cause right from 'most illest'.
The world needs more nightclub/grocers.
...and fewer EQG musical battles.
Well, I can stop reading now. Great story.
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!
Goddammit, Alex.
I regret nothing.
Wat
This is going on my reading list because of the chapter title alone... amongst other things.
WHOOP, DERE IT IS!
The Song That Goes With Everything, Combined With The Song That Slams Everything.
There just needs to be a three-way battle between Trixie, the OC, and Vinyl Scratch, and you'll have something.
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Yes, Wat.
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And that's a problem how....?
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Sorry, friend. But you're 7 months late.
Red and Black alicorn aside, HOT DIGGITY DAMN that OC looks sweet.
4827050 What makes you so sure?
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This is epic.
Just one thing.
that's supposed to be whelp in this context, i think.
I'm assuming this story was done with permission?
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Well alright then.
The term, "Holy fucking shit, did that just happen" could best describe the story
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Just... Just take it. Just take it and enjoy it, damnit.
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~Skeeter The Lurker
An egotistical showmare faces off against the most stereotypical looking alicorn OC ever in an epic wubstep battle in a clubbin'!grocery store, and the end result is the backffired miss-use of a McGuffen, a destroyed town, thousands of ponies homeless, and the two contenders spontaneously making out inside a crate. Or whatever.
Yup, seems like standard fare for Lemonwood.
Next up, they'll invent lemonwood-smoked bacon. :D
Excellent fare, Alex! I plan on giving this a proper play-by-play review later this week.
This is some serious Gurren Lagann-inspired awesomeness right here. Not the least of which is the sound equipment apparently running on Rule of Cool.
Also nice to see Trixie trying to live up to her claim of "Anything you can do, I can do better" and actually do a good job of it.
And Twilight? When will you ever learn that your "fix things with magic" plan always backfire unless it's in the last few minutes of the episode and you've learned the important lesson of the day. Maybe if you had joined in the DJ battle you could have stood a chance, but noo.
My only semi-complaint is that you had to create an OC when Vinyl Scratch could have worked just as well for the role. Eh, at least Boomy is cute.
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Ah, see, I didn't create Neon Boom. She's actually something of an inside joke in a couple skype chats I'm in. We discovered her about a year ago and she quickly became our mascot for Seattle's Angels, and I'd been swearing all this time that I'd write a Neon Boom fic. So then I finally did. We love her because she's so fucking stupid that it actually becomes endearing.
4833693 That is a valid explanation. I take it that the over-the-top way she's written is part of her character, then. (And matches Trixie's over-the-top acting quite well.)
Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhh, bring it down, DJ Vodka [Martini]!
Twilight's really gotten into the role, hasn't she? Girl's a walking, talking, buzz-killing cliché.
That, however, replenished her vacated Cool Point stocks with Snark Points.
4833693 If she's the mascot, don't ya think Seattle's Angels members should, y'know...know about her? This story is the first I've heard of her, let alone learned that SA has a mascot.
4833658 It's Twilight. She will never learn that lesson. Ever.
Anyway, great little fic here. Pump it up!
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All the Angels know about her.
5087847 Well, yeah, the people who run the group. I didn't even remember her until I got a notification on this thread today.
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She's the mascot of the people who run the group. I thought that much was obvious.
5088031 It is obvious. It is very obvious. It is the very thing we are discussing.
The people who run the group know he well, while the people who follow the group do not.
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So why were you complaining about not knowing about her?
whaaaaat the heeeeeeeell
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If this doesn't get a "Highly Recommended" I'll smother you with a Trixie body pillow.
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IT IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE
well.. you achieved more random than my story. you are a worthy opponent
Vinyl Scratch: And that’s how my parents met.
Octavia: 😳 ...But isn’t Trixie about the same age as you?
Vinyl Scratch: 😎 The concentrated awesomeness that was my birth tore open a hole though time.
Since when is Trixie a DJ?