I was once a woman in her twilight. I was once a mother and a wife. I was once a respected human being. I was once unquestionably happy.
Now I am Barbara The Dragoness; property of House Shine, Squire to Prince Solaris, Assistant to Apprentice Dusk Shine...
and master of my own fate.
This is the story of my second childhood and how I found the strength to keep moving forward.
Welcome to my new life.
Welcome... to The Poisoned Barb's Tale.
"I hope to see you there!"
"... Hmmm... Yes. We shall look forward to our meeting then, Misses Barbara D. Burns.
"It will be a pleasure to be properly introduced to the real you."
Oh, Solaris... You troll.
Indeed, our introduction shall be most... eeexcellent.
I like where this is going.
Edit: Whoops, reopened the wrong closed tab to comment that.
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Female Cobra Commander?
Good story and amazing character :) i have enjoyed it a lot and i will keep reading
I feel like reading the sequel will be a grave sin to do before I can swallow all the feelings I'm still harboring... Need some time to sort through my crap and mellow this addictive despair out of my heart. Not gonna touch the Extra chapter with a ten foot pole... not yet.
Need time alone.
Damn.
Holy fuck this was a ride.
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Here's a drink of water, you've earned it
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Thank you so much for taking time to read this little fic of mine! I'll highly recommend that, when you eventually do decide to take a look at the squeal, that you pace yourself while reading it. The Poisoned Barb's Tale covers individual episodes in chunks of chapters for ease of digestion, and to discourage unhealthy binges. Dragonshy alone weighs in at 58K words; almost the size of this fic right here!
Again I thank you so much for enjoying the story, and hope to see you again soon
-Derply