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Princess Celestia's been dealing with some rather embrassing issues for as long as she can remember, and she decides it's finally time to do something about it.
Fortunately, she just so happens to have a sister and a student that are more than willing to lend a helping hoof.
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It's SPIKE!!!
Hmm... The obvious choice is Fluttershy, especially given those sparkles. Pinkie Pie is also probable. But 3 PM every day? No, both are probably working. It would have to be somepony who makes her own schedule, or who can do her job so quickly that she always has time for an afternoon nap.
Dash, you minx.
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Rarity might take a late lunch. . .
And Shy might actually have a more flexible schedule after noon...
Trying to predict Pinkie Pie seems futile, but that just as quickly sinks that possibility.
AJ has a regimented schedule, most likely, but she has some leeway on the specifics, as long as the work gets done. 3 P.M. is not beyond the pale.
And yeah, Dash...
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Wait.
Wait.
Celestia is getting revenge...
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hooow can you do that to uuus hahaha i need to knooooow hahhaa
Hahahahhahaha. Phew, fun.
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Obviously.
Must be some pretty kinky stuff, if it makes Discord uncomfortable. I think it must be Fluttershy. The quiet ones are always the freaks
"Because your friends with her.”
*you're
This was entertaining though
5833022 While I get that's a joke, he did say her.
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Who says Discord has any real understanding of gender anyway?
WHAT IS IT!? WHO IS IT!? WHAT IS IT!? WHY!?
Do you think you could write a sequel to explain? It's an interesting story so far.
They really weren't thinking. Unless the curse requires the recipient to be sentient, they could have transferred it to anything. A random passing mayfly. Tank the tortoise. Tom the boulder. Anything.
Heck, even if it does require the recipient to be sentient... only their moral scruples prevent them from sticking somebody else with it. But, why not stick it to, oh, Tirek?
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Perhaps an old pony near death?
I've always wondered if she could hear it all,..
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Yup.
1: Who knows about the curse?
2: Who might actually be willing to use Discord's frequently?
3: Who has at least a thousand years knowing everything everypony might have ever considered using Celestia's name as an invective for?
I saw the description and I was skeered. But I read it and lol'd. Yay!
They should have just given the curse to Cadence. She'd probably enjoy it, given the whole "alicorn of love" thing.
The real question now though... what was on that paper? What could possibly be so horrible that Discord can't take it? And who could possibly come up with that stuff? My lot goes in with necrophilia and Fluttershy, respectively. Whatever you do, do not google that first thing if you value your sanity. DO NOT.
Pink and yellow sparkles, hm?
Oh dear, somepony has been a very naughty pegasus indeed...
mmm very nice
I enjoyed it !
Don't tell me its fluttershy
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Pink and yellow sparkles? Who else could it be?
Haha oh god I though its copy of other fic with completely same start, but ended that Luna has same thing and Twilight trolled her with mooncrashing consequences.
Its Rarity for sure!
Ok, that was a good chuckle.
Nice work.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Pinkie? She'd be aware he could listen in on to her.. sessions.
I will straight up blow you for a sequel
Okay, this wasn't only funny, this was hilarious
I think i know where this is going
(guessing from the chapter title, celestia's problem is with mares and stalion calling out her name whenever they...)
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Called it! Hahaaha oh my this is so hilarious
I have a hunch who's calling discord in a wat most 'special' fluttershy
Rather not what I thought this story would be about. I could swear that there is another one with the exact same concept and basic plot, though.
When in doubt, accept no substitutes.
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Also, congrats on making featured page!
Pretty humorous story with a silly cliff hanger at the end leaving us guessing. Gave me a good laugh. Though I wonder why she suddenly couldn't take it anymore. I guess everyone has their breaking point.
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Thinking of this one?
5840133 That gif makes me laugh every time i see it
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5840294 ... Now that's just ugly.
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5840309 That's what it feels like when your realize you overslept.
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Ah yes, that would be the one. A bit older than I remembered.
sequal
Chapter Title made me think of Molestia.
I don't usually say this, but I'll make an exception.
Please write a sequel!
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I liked it, I've seen a lot of jokes about Tia getting upset over her name being abused like that, 'specially the ones that say she's not a god/goddess, and this one was good for a chuckle
5834165 That's absolutely disgusting.... I would not put it past her considering what we know of her. Though the fact he says it's one of Twi's friends hurts that theory.
With that being my idea of a clue, I'm going to say
What a interesting idea. Thanks for writing it!
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Twilight may consider Celestia a friend as well as a teacher.