Dear Twilight Sparkle
Today, I am writing to you, or to put it more accurately I’m having a scribe transcribe my thoughts to paper, from the infirmary, reflecting on a lesson learnt about friendship. I suppose even Luna and I still have some things to learn despite our age. Over the past few days, as you may have learned from articles in the newspaper, my sister and I engaged in a battle of steeled visual determination over an object of corruptible albeit delicious value. There was no real winner as we are now both hospitalized with bandages wrapped around our eyes. It will be some time before we can resume our duties with the sun and moon, though our current condition does not interfere with us meeting with our subjects. Various medicines have allowed the pain to be subdued enough for us to continue such obligations.
As of this writing, I am attending to the need of my subjects giving out justice where it is most appropriate. I suppose there is some irony in that statement seeing as justice is supposed to be as blind as I am now. I did however lose a wager in the heat of our skirmish and am now wearing some attire inappropriate for somepony as myself. Fortunately for me, we’re both unable to see how demeaning I must appear so the entire prospect was lost on Luna even though she bested me.
The point of the message being is to not get carried away with petty fights. It’s ok to argue with your friends and relatives once in a while as it will only boost your relationship further when the issue has been resolved. If you get carried away, pardon my expression, you might both get burned. Do not try to be so overly demanding that you cannot see the trouble you might put yourself through won’t be worth the effort it expends.
Your Eternal Mentor
~Princess Celestia of Equestria
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Dear Twilight Sparkle
The next time you’re in a staring contest, bring a fully charged personal music device and plenty of fluid to keep you from quitting due to natural functions. My wounds were not as severe as my sister’s so I was able to view her rather… risqué costume while she’s appealing to her subjects. I reccomend you come visit post haste as you may never have the opportunity to enjoy such a comical sight. Don’t speak of this to her, but she has yet to find out my condition has been cured. We’ll remove bandages in unison in four days’ time.
Your Regent of the Night
~Princess Luna of Equestria
P.S. I’ve sent you a muffin called “Bliss”. It’s absolutely delectable.
What's Celestia wearing, exactly?
Also, I loved this.
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We'll never know :3
674848 *cough* Socks *cough*
Trolluna is best pony.
This story greatly amused me.
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Like the Noodle Incident from Calvin and Hobbes, it's funnier if left undefined, because then your mind tries to come up with something, and it's always worse than anything the author could think of.
This was... Probably the most hilarious thing I've read in a very long time. When she emerged as "NightSTARE Moon," I almost lost it. Quite frankly, I think this was a genius work, and I hope to come across something similar in the future. I enjoyed reading it immensely.
That was so randomly funny, not much in the way of depth or story content but very funny. Celestia is running around in lingerie! HAHAHAHA! And Luna is fully healed! TROLOLOLOLOLOL!
LUNA FOR THE WIN!!!
Well...I saw some great poetic, and literary value in your writing. It's amazing how much this compared to World War II.
And...I loved how you called the Muffin, 'Bliss,' obviously intending for it to represent children's murder.
A great read. And i must say, at first I was slightly confused by the 'Comedy' Tag, I now realize you were obviously intending for the funny part to be Luna and Celestia's strife to do what was right. Because in the end, they just laughed it off, completely relieved that they had prevented, what may have been...the forth apocalypse.
P.S I probably shouldn't tell you this, but I teared up a bit in the end.
LOVED THE STORY!!!
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Probably the most entertaining and completely backwards comment I have ever recieved.
But, you forget that this was tagged as Random, not comedy.
Aw, man!! >:(
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This
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And...I loved how you called the Muffin, 'Bliss,' obviously intending for it to represent children's murder.
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Why do I like this?
What the fuck?
Self insert alicorn OC fics are more enjoyable and less stupid than this.
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I couldn't agree with you more!
Messed up, silly but hilarious at the same time.
Good work.
Oh lawdy, now to let my mind wander over just what Celly's wearing
Damnit now I'm hungry for chocolate muffins!
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condom socks
And this is why Luna is best Princess.
And thanks for sparing me the mental image of risque Tia.
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I tried to keep my eyes open the entire time... ow...
Well that was an enjoyable story. laughs have been had, and Luna has won. All is right.
Next time you see a weeping angel don't blink and call Luna then the doctor.
loved it.
675189 My thoughts exactly xD
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You're on a fanfiction website and you don't know what you're reading?
Give me a minute to surgically remove my hand from my forehead and I'll respond to just how silly this was. Funny, very much so, but oh so VERY silly.
Don't they have a country to be running?
After spending about 15 minutes reading this, I have only one thing to say:
It's official, Alicorns are OP in everything.
I was having a staring contest with my computer while reading this.....
I lost ..... but I got to chapter 5...... so not bad on my part.....
fked my eyes up tho
Amazing story ..... and sooo freaking hilarious
thank you very much..... although Celestia should have won.....
Also.... while everyone is wondering what Celestia wore.... I'm more curious about
what their inside bet was that they told the guard.
Loved the tootsie roll dialogue.... very funny
Yay! More proof that Luna is best pony
Absolutely silly. Excellent premise.
674851 Luna should have quoted M. Bison: "Yes, YES!"
...I don't... what... how... but this... would that even... You know what? Here. Here's a goddamned thumbs up.
674907 oh god, not the noodles
675974What I was thinking is what you just said
That was a glorious story! you deserve 5 mustaches for it!
This... this may be my favorite celestia and luna story ever. Good god, its just such a playful, silly, FUN story, and it even had a fucking friendship report! I want this animated. This would make an absolutely fantastic animated short.
Kudos, CosmicAfro, you have done something hilariously brilliant.
I faced hoofed. So hard. Luna, why.
Not...fair..... They're using a CERTIAN POTION that the Cutie Mark Crusaders gave to them after they had a small amount left after Hearts and Hooves Day! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Scootaloo_lolface.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Applebloom_lolface.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Sweetie_Belle_lolface.png
Great bit of random that had me laughing through a good portion of it. Now I just have to beat both of them in a staring contest by not closing my eyes once while I read the entire story I WILL SUCCEED!
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I should love and tolerate you... I really should... Ah well, get out of here bitch.
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well said!
So did Luna actually put the constellation?
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Same here, so...
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675189 My thoughts exactly.
The cover art for this creeps me out beyond belief.
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Damn, image is too large. Don't want Knighty yelling at me. Just imagine I posted the Luna face up there.
Chapters too short....*Face-hoof*
How can THIS be in the featured box?!
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I asked the very same question earlier this week.
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Don't get offended! I was only kidding! In fact, I find your story...guiltily amusing