The Equestrian Honor Guard
Chapter 10 ½
By Honored Service
I laid down on the bedroll that I set up in my new camp. This camp was in the middle of a ring of trees and had a few berry bushes in the circle of tranquility. For being in the Everfree forest, this camp was very cozy and I felt safe. But then again having some kick ass guns and a badass knife doesn’t hurt. My fire was burning at a nice level and I had the Pony Legends book out in front of me. I was still able to read the book for now so I was going to continue read about the humans that had inhabited Equestria before Nightmare Moon.
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…and what actually happened in the final days of the Human civilization will remain a mystery to pony kind till new discoveries are made.
Ok so that all that this book held about what happned but what did it say about the humans themselves? I flipped forward a few pages, oh here we go.
The Human Culture
The Humans were a proud race of technological advanced warriors. These human were gifted fighters in many different types of combat. Humans were known for their ability in hand to hoof and hand to hand combat techniques which are still the foundation to Canterlot Guard of today. The humans also were known to forge the best swords and spears in the entire world. Humans had bows and arrows that were able to travel at extreme distance, more so than any other race in the world. The Griffons of Griffmeny were always jealous of this talent.
All of these unique abilities of the Humans made them the greatest fighters Earth has ever seen. Ever sentient race, excluding the Dragons, had human fighters in their police or military forces. The Equestrian Honor Guard* was the Royal Canterlot Sister’s personal guard. Each sibling was in direct command of two elite Human fighters. These Human were registered Equestrian citizens and had all the benefits of citizens.
* No record of the Equestian Honor Guard ever being involved in open conflict has been recorded.
The Humans that lived in Equestria were peaceful; all Humans were peaceful until provoked. Humans were extremely defensive fighters, choosing to never start a fight, but to end it. (See Griffon Human war of 250pnmm)
The main theory behind the Human disappearance is believed to i Л5erуtнnа Кhjkошмар или чуdfмы, котоfnhрые затрgheонули ее. О the game на бfrыла лsdeидером в экhспcdедhиtции вy чrеgehловечесfsdeкую зhyемлю
Well I’m guessing the potion finally wore out. I’m still certain I know who I need to talk to somepony that has been around for a long time. Or two ponies I should say.
Pulling out my ops manual I crossed out
Stop fucking sparkling
And added a new objective.
. Talk to Princes Celestia and Princess Luna, about humans. Maybe Lyra if time permits
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yup. sure is
Wow, you make the human race sound like complete bad asses in this fic.
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Well to be honest we are.
ok I couldnt help but laugh at that last part about lyra lol. oh hey is your character keeping the brass after each shot in case he finds a way to reload them
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no gunpowder to fire spent rounds. or a new primer. what he has is it. that is why i make sure in chap. 5 you know exactly how many round he has.
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im glad you like it.
two updates in one day (morning?) :D
The game. D:
769591 okie dokie lokie just checking
You actually restored some faith I had in humanity
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glad i could. Humans aren't evil, just misunderstood.
Humans can be good, only our governments fuck things up :P Brainwashing with media and stuff and we have a "modern human".
Humanity dissapeared because of
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the game...really? i didnt expect that at all
. О the game на
You evil person
I lost the game. You clever bastard.
769391 agreed
The main theory behind the Human disappearance is believed to i Л5erуtнnа Кhjkошмар или чуdfмы, котоfnhрые затрgheонули ее. О the game на бfrыла лsdeидером в экhспcdедhиtции вy чrеgehловечесfsdeкую зhyемлю
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Beat me to it by 5 weeks... damn.
The main theory behind the Human disappearance is believed to i Л5erуtнnа Кhjkошмар или чуdfмы, котоfnhрые затрgheонули ее. О the game на бfrыла лsdeидером в экhспcdедhиtции вy чrеgehловечесfsdeкую зhyемлю.
my eyes are bleeding as i try to decrypt that russian text. oh, okay, Луна Кошмар must be the nightmare moon and something about plague that didnt affected something ("her" as it written here). also who was the leader of the expedition (she was a leader in expedition to human lands)? i kinda cant find it out.
1508724 Bitch please he beat me to it by 20 weeks.
2100628 I had no idea what you were talking about. Took me at least 10 minutes to figure it out and thanks to you... i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/000/578/1234931504682.jpg
I just had a freking funny thought after reading the part about celestia and Luna having like the best of the best human bodyguards and their like hell revered. Imagine if he shows up to canterlot and the alicorn princesses go all 'Pokemon' on him "no I get the human guard!" "Surely you jest celestia, tis I who shall utilise the human!"
Welp pay me no attention, its the red bull talking it is
Woooooow i lost the game
2353190 $&@#% YOU I LOST THE GAME
wow o.0 we are pretty badass :3 we're a totally OP species lol xD
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Nah I think that a unicorn could take a human any day. The unicorn could create a magical force field to block any arrows that the human fired, and could also use magical telekinesis to turn your brain to mush from the outside :P
dam i love it
DAMMIT! I lost the game...
Wait. Did you put Equestrian as Russian? I bucking love you! Here, have a stache.
3441647 Fuck, I lost too
DAMN IT!
Human Griffon War?
Huh! Surprised it wasn't the Blueblood-Human War that was referenced! Griffons have hit a new low it seems.
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Humans are survivors.
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Yep tots agree.
So, you’re Russian, that explains why your bad at English, cool tho, :3 but if I’m being honest, this ——> Л5erуtнnа Кhjkошмар или чуdfмы, котоfnhрые затрgheонули ее. О the game на бfrыла лsdeидером в экhспcdедhиtции вy чrеgehловечесfsdeкую зhyемлю, became ——> L5erutnna Khjkoshmar or chufmy who kotrg zatrgheonul it. About the game on the line lsdeiderom in ecxcdeference in y chergehlovessicSyklem, when run through Google Translate, IE, absolutely nonsensical bullshit,
DICK HOLE!
love it so far, but I really think there are a desperate lack of little details. If only for example; the "russian" text actually makes sense, and/or translateable, the bullet making process is logical, and other stuff that could've been added.
But the story's fine. Not great, but good enough. It's a nice time passer if any.