Areas of Expertise

Squeaky Toy #1 · Nov 21st, 2011 · 2 · ·

Big Mac a maths guru. It's so goofy it works! You know SOMETHING's gotta be rolling around inside his head while he's talking so slow - maybe he's doing quadratic equations for fun.

Fernin

Fernin #2 · Nov 21st, 2011 · · ·

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That was endearing. I enjoyed it immensely. Well done!

#3 · Nov 21st, 2011 · · ·

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Ha. I love this. I've always liked the idea of Mac secretly being really intelligent, it's just not obvious because of his redneck mannerisms. "Southern Fried Genius", as TV Tropes puts it. Might be some wishful projecting there as well. Dash being the same way, just qualitatively instead of quantitatively, is another nice touch.

Meta Knight

Meta Knight #4 · Nov 21st, 2011 · · ·

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cute

Weeeman

Weeeman #5 · Nov 24th, 2011 · · ·

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Will you write more chapters? I loved the first one!

john-117

john-117 #6 · Dec 12th, 2011 · · ·

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It's an awesomely cute, basic story. Nothing too complicated, well written, and a happy ending.

kirbuu

kirbuu #7 · Feb 20th, 2012 · · ·

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time traveling pumpkins? we've already got lightning rainbow laser apple trees why make more bizarre plant things? like big mac as quiet intelectual and rainbow giving learning another chance.

schpeelah

schpeelah #8 · Feb 28th, 2012 · · ·

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Twilight getting a message from her future self is the plot of an upcoming episode (S2 E20), so yeah.

Nice story, even if Mac having a degree in math has already been done, it's still well executed.

SatoshiKyu

SatoshiKyu #9 · Mar 27th, 2012 · · ·

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And then Twilight Sparkle discovered that she had discovered that she had discovered that she had discovered...

... that she had discovered...

[/stable time loop]

Lordlyhour

Lordlyhour #10 · May 16th, 2012 · · ·

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Soooo, Pumpkins that dissapear and reapear? Would this be a reference to something? Possible being Stuck in a Home? Being "Homestuck" If you will?

Anonymoose123456789

Anonymoose123456789 #11 · May 31st, 2012 · · ·

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I love math. I love ponies. This worked out great! Excellent work!

Thespurgin

Thespurgin #12 · Jun 1st, 2012 · · ·

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh... She's developed her own REUSABLE time travel spell. And so Equestria was made... again...

and again...

and AGAIN...

AND again...

AND AG- BLAM!
-shot-
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and I was looking for a meme but couldn't find it.
Darn.

Arcturus115

Arcturus115 #13 · Jun 5th, 2012 · · ·

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I always knew big mac had to be super intelligent. Even though he's built and really tough he still is incredibly smart, without being outspoken. I'm kind of similar. I am fairly well built and have a 4.0 gpa but am really shy.
Great concept, excellent writing, and awesome ending. Have some mustaches.

ElJorro

ElJorro #14 · Aug 16th, 2012 · 1 · ·

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I hate math...

With that out of the way, I am totally in favor of the theory that Big Mac is a closet intellectual. Great story.

TheaOchiMati

TheaOchiMati #15 · Oct 25th, 2012 · · ·

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Enjoyable read. I liked the letter at the end too

Rakaziel

Rakaziel #16 · May 31st, 2013 · · ·

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677684 With a Spoon!

Rakaziel

Rakaziel #17 · May 31st, 2013 · · ·

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Nicely written, and this would actually make for a good episode.

Rustled Pages

Rustled Pages #18 · Jun 23rd, 2013 · · 6 ·

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"There sat a pumpkin."
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