It is near night.
I look up at the ceiling.
Wood. Of course.
To my side.
The most beautiful, the most wonderful mare in the world, Bon-Bon, working the keratin off her hooves so that we may continue this.
Of course.
I’ve managed to do a lot of work, the last three days we’ve had in our little hermitage; composing a veritable skin to the epic poem, with Bon-Bon besides me. I’m content; I’m happy. Her very presence inspires me, and it’s not like I really miss going out to play for alms.
Not, of course, that she ever required rent; she just let me be as I was, on those months where I didn’t get much. Pocket-change.
But despite her withdrawal into eremitism—our withdrawal into eremitism, really—she seems to be working ten times harder than usual, setting up various bits of ‘infrastructure’. I don’t understand half of the things she says, and perhaps it’s for the best.
She bites down hard on the pencil and, with that beautiful look of determination, fills up another form.
But she’s not happy. I can see it in her eyes—those beautiful, sincere eyes. I just don’t know what to do. Don’t know what to say to her.
Of course I know, deep down. But I can’t. I can’t bear to witness the shock I would cause. So I keep quiet, and occasionally talk to her, and she always responds with that kind of tired warmth, no less sincere as it always has been.
And yet, looking at her, I can’t help but wonder what she thinks. What she feels, under that amazing exterior. She’s not happy, that much I can tell, but she’s trying so hard to make it seem as if she is; and her beautiful soul has no capacity, I think, for deceit.
I carry my contemplation on to the night, and I think deeply; but no amount of thinking can solve an unsolvable problem. But I think nonetheless, and grind against the stones with toothbrushes, because there’s nothing left. Just thought. Just mind-numbing thought, feathers thrown against a Royal Guard.
A whisper.
“Psst.”
That voice.
Celestia damn it.
I don’t bother asking her how she got in.
“Yes, Pinkie Pie?”
“I have another idea.”
“I don’t want to hear it, Pinkie Pie.”
“It’s a great idea.”
I sigh and speak as quietly as I can. “Bon-Bon isn’t happy. I’m sacrificing her happiness just so I can spend more time with her, and that’s horrible; I can’t bear to do that to her. Everything you’ve done so far’s just made it worse.”
“C’mon. Hear me out.”
“You’re not going to leave me alone, are you?”
“Nope!”
“Fine.”
She tells me to do what I know I have to do.
And then I realise that I have to do it, no matter what happens.
“...thank you, Pinkie.”
“No problem!” she says, and I sit up to observe her method of entry, she is gone.
I lie back down, and I know what I have to do.
I wake up that morning to see Bon-Bon working as hard as she always had. “Good morning.”
“Good morning, Lyra!” she says, tiredly cheerful as always; probably happy that I’m still there, that I haven’t been stolen away from her.
“I need to tell you something, Bon-Bon.”
“What is it, Lyra?” She’s earnestly attentive, smiling at me even though the wrinkles around her face betray her fatigue, her utter exhaustion. I’d expected her to be so engrossed in her work that she’d delay me, give me time to formulate what I’m about to say.
“It’s something, er, that I’ve never told you before.”
She laughs a bit, the gentle sound filling the room like a short string of expertly arranged, high-pitched notes. “What is it?”
“Please don’t be mad at me.”
“I’d never be mad at you, Lyra. Friends don’t get mad at each other for telling the truth.” She puts her hooves to her sides, turning to face me as she laughs that same laugh. “Besides. It’s not like you’re gonna tell me you’re a filly-fooler or anything totally ridiculous like that.”
“That’s what I wanted to talk to you about, actually.”
“Hmm?” she says, uncomprehending.
I take a deep breath, and I put my heart into it.
“I’m a ‘filly-fooler’, Bon-Bon. And I love you more than anything else in the world.”
And behind those stunning, motionless eyes, and behind that angelic, unmoving smile, I see a world breaking apart.
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I am the very model of a Canterlotian businesspony,
I've information on labour and the firm and externalities,
I know all kinds of market and and I quote the stocks historical,
My diversified investments range from urban to agrarian,
I am the very model of a Canterlotian businesspony.
&c, &c
Excellent as always.
:pinkie gasp: Geeeeeeez, that's harsh for an ending...
You know those scenes where you've got the character, with a pleasant expression on their face, and then something happens, and their expression doesn't change right away, but the background suddenly cracks like a mirror? That's what I imagined just happening.
god damn the fucking cliff hangers AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! i going to go crazy till the next chapter come out!!!!! now i'm going to get Fluttershy to go crazy and kill you! just remember you did this, and that i put cliff hangers in my storys all of the time,
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First, I adore your vocabulary.
Second... I am just waiting impatiently for the next chapter. You... are a tease.
The way you write... it's just amazing.
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I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite Salarian in the Citadel.
746280 Damn you, I wanted to write something like that.
The Shitstorm has hit And it was Beautiful. Very good my friend
Very good indeed
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I second this notion. And also dat last line.
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wow! i didnt see that coming at all.
I look up at the ceiling.
Wood. Of course.
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You know how in Final Fantasy IV, for the PSP, whenever there's a boss battle, the transition is the screen shattering? That's what's happening right now.
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744171 Mordin FTW
And boom goes the dynamite.
744171 *slow clap*
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A little rough, but still, bravo sir. You will master writing patter parts yet.
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Bon-Bon = Mordin Solus
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
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789995 that has to be the best HgH gif I have ever seen
Wow. That was easy.
(Applaudes) Yaaaay!
The first few chapters were mediocre, but this story keeps getting better and better.
Death and destruction are important to keep our world alive. Sometimes one thing has to end so something new can rise from it's ash. The problem is. We don't know what will rise. It could be crap! Will the crap be better than motionless nothingness? We don't know, but we will see.
I'm scared to read the next chapter...
“I need to tell you something, Bon-Bon.”
When I realized what's about to happen, I actually facepalmed, HARD.