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DragonShadow


The home of the Shadowbolts Adventures and various other stories, mostly related to Equestria Girls.

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In the darkness of the small but cozy apartment, broken only by the steady luminescent glow from the television where Daredevil was kicking butt and taking names.

This looks like a complete sentence, but it isn't. You've got a lot of words there, but it doesn't express a complete statement.

He lied down full beside her again

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It saved her from having to have a frank and completely uncomfortable conversation with her parents, who would only tell her what things were like twenty years ago instead of what they were like today.

I always love it when parents play the "Back in my day, we never HEARD of such a thing!" card when you KNOW it's a load. Teenagers have sex. Period.

"Plus your boyfriend is Twilight's brother, isn't he?"

"Mmhmm."

"Mm..." Sugarcoat grunted. "I'll give you twenty bucks if you tell her your plan and send me the video."

"Is twenty bucks all Twilight's dignity is worth?"

"Pretty much."

*dies laughing* :rainbowlaugh:

Sunny smirked. "And you think I'll tell you when I do?"

"Yes, you will." Sugarcoat smiled back before turning back to her notepad.

Sunny chucked and turned

Pretty sure you meant 'chuckled' there.

Sunny lifted her purse up to her chest, and unzipped it. Its contents emptied out on the small table, six boxes of condoms falling across the polished wood. Shining Armor stared down at them in confusion, then looked up to see her blush. "I wanted to be spontaneous and sexy, but I didn't know what size would be best for you."

"Ah." Shining Armor approached the boxes. Sunny almost stopped breathing when his hand hovered over the 'XXXX Elephant'

JESUS CHRIST, man! I know condom sizes can have some rather daunting names, but YIKES. :pinkiegasp:

but his he put a hand

Got a stray 'his' there.

he was twenty-two years old after all

I automatically checked: 22 divided by 2 is 11, add 7, you get 18. Therefore, a 22-year-old dating an 18-year-old is not creepy. But only barely.

Thankfully, she had friends who had already passed that boundary of becoming sexually active adults.

Yeah. For example, Sugarcoat.

She was a grown adult, and if she wanted to look up porn, she could look up porn.

This is gonna hurt...

It's also possible for me to stab you with a pen right now and steal your CD collection.

I can picture Sugarcoat doing that. If only to check if pen really is mightier than the sword.

Nobody will find out when you lose your virginity.

Be careful, Sunny Flare. She clearly said "when". That means everyone will know that you lost your virginity, just not when you did that exactly...

"Thanks. It's one of the three dishes I specialize in."

As a 25 years old university graduate, I can confirm that it's entirely possible to survive whole that time on almost nothing but spaghetti, eggs, and coffee.

Sunny almost stopped breathing when his hand hovered over the 'XXXX Elephant' size, but her heart started again when he instead plucked the simple 'Large' from the table.

Twist: XXXX Elephant is actually the same as Large, just labelled differently to boost one's ego. And actually, they're all medium.

Sunny would've passed out if Shining did happen to pick up the elephant size:rainbowlaugh:.

Shining Armor stared at her for a moment before a wide smile spread across his lips. "I'll make sure to put my best into it for you."

Fixed, :trollestia:

It's also possible for me to stab you with a pen right now and steal your CD collection.

One day Sunny is going to find her CD collection mysteriously gone

Tangentially related to XXXX Elephant size, elephant penises look very similar to and are sometimes used as a leg and they are also prehensile. Though this is not related to the good story it is a method through which I can justify making a comment.

I didn't know what size would be best for you.

Somebody clearly never had the sex-ed demonstration where the teacher took a 'small' condom and rolled it onto their arm all the way to the shoulder without it breaking. :rainbowlaugh:

This was very well written! You captured the characters' personalities perfectly,
the humor was hilarious, and the sex kept a perfect romantic vibe throughout. Great job!

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