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Horrifically Fun

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I like it
but, I don't understand yet

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Pretty much par for the course with all my Dazzling stuff.

The only reason this isn't a chapter of The Dazzlings Are Insane is you wanted to use that cover art. Admit it. :rainbowwild:

So far, you have consistently made my favorite depictions of the sirens! Now then... When are we going to see them messing with -The commentator has been bopped over the head for being a grumpy impatient berk. Please select your favored Benny Hill theme while we readjust reality.- Thanks for writing!

Albi #6 · Jan 5th, 2017 · · ·

There's no comedy tag. But I'm laughing. You can't fool me, Justice.

Gotta admit, you had me going for like...a full second before I realized.

I wouldn’t want anyone to move on! Rather, I’d want them to hunt down the driver, truck maker, pit crew… really anyone who was remotely connected to the truck, and make sure they suffered for what happened to us.”

Aria channelling Dan a bit here? Or...does Dan channel Aria? Hmm...

This was absolutely beautiful. I have always been in awe of how you're able to write these girls.

And seriously, no Comedy tag? I could barely breathe from laughing so hard.

I'm going to agree with Soufriere, this story needs a comedy tag. Also, I'm curious about the monster truck incident.

That was hilarious as always.

Someone needs to tell Adagio to dial down her sarcasm to about 12 or 13. She also needs to be sat down with Rarity (forcibly, if necessary) and educated what 'fabulous' means.

Like this a lot! :twilightsmile:

Sad to see an immortal aging, they need to try to get that fixed. :twilightoops:

Adagio sighed heavily and rose her fingertips up to her forehead.

Think this should be 'raised,' sorry.

Thanks for writing! :pinkiehappy:

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Got the error. Thanks! :twilightsmile:

“Yam,” Sonata said.
“... Excuse me?” Adagio replied.
“With your orange skin, you look more like a yam.”

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That was great.

Adagio dropped her magenta eyes towards the floor. “Maybe you two are finally showing signs of growing up… Maybe we’re all starting to mature a bit now that our gems aren’t keeping us in a perpetual state of young adulthood. Maybe we’re all… well—” Adagio looked up. “—moving forward.”

Adagio, stop and think about this for a moment. You're already an older teen. Even one or two more years, and you'll never be able to get someone in trouble for chasing jailbait again!

...Eh, if she wants to get someone arrested for kicks, I'm sure she's got thousands of other ways.

Seems about right. Adagio is handling aging far better than I would've given her credit for.

Ant overlord pfft-snort :rainbowlaugh:

Once again, you produced Siren comedy gold.

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I ship it... the ultimate angry couple

Well this was silly and fun.

Ridiculous fun as always. Bravo.

ample thighs

:rainbowwild:

Definitely not the story I thought it would be but funny none the less.

It is always sad to see the people we know love mature, grow old, and eventually, die. Even in fictional characters we have the same grief for a, let's say, dead Sunset Shimmer as a dead grandmother. These ponies, sirens and Equestria girls are all going to die at some point, and so is everyone in life. There is no stopping that, and so the best thing to do is to mourn for a bit, and just move on. Long live the sirens, and especially Aria Blaze - BEST DAZZLING!

Always Forward..,Forward Always.

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Well other than Luna and Celestia. If Cadance, Twilight, Flurry Heart and Sunset (seeing as how in Freindship Games she went full alicorn, and several times in the movies she was given wings much like an Ali) aren’t immortal, than that’s a huge excruciating loss. In a long list of losses. While they forever have to watch those around them die off.

In a way that’s what makes me wish that at least those four ponies are immortal. I mean the sisters have lived unaging since the founding of Equestria (or at least hinted at since the days of Tirek / Discord (whichever came first)). And with the Sirens now being mortal, it’d be super depressing if the new alicorns couldn’t share forever with the sisters. Who’ve had the heart ache of seeing everyone they’ve ever known and loved die, while they’re left behind. Forever alone.
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Oh, and while Aria’s a bit to Tsundre for my taste. I kind of like Sonata, and her innocent stupidity. Adagio’s not to bad either in that siren suit. Aria’s kinda hotish (outside her personality) with her Hot Topic wear.

You almost had me going there. But a couple paragraphs in i called "Aria and Sonata are the audience."

Still very thoughtful. And yeah, she does rock that outfit.

“Both Sonata and Aria have survived for what some might say was a long time. Perhaps even an excruciatingly long time. However, we must all remember that everything must come to an end. Let their lives forever stand as a monument to the idea that no matter how long you live you can still somehow manage to accomplish practically nothing! Also, may it serve as a warning for the dangers of looking for ‘Bigfoot’ especially when you confuse the monster truck for the cryptid and are stupid enough to run out into the middle of rally yelling ‘I found him! He’s real!’ while your friend, who somehow hasn’t learned when it’s better to cut her losses runs after you to save your dumb-ass.”

Ok, that's not what I expected her to say at all to her former sisters/sirens who have been by her side for a long time. And tbh it was a bit rude and sad at the same time adagio said that about them.

“Although Aria and Sonata are long gone, their memories, sadly, have left deep impressions, or scars rather, that no amount of therapy can ever hope to erase… They also left this jacket and big metal star hair-dealies that admittedly look a lot better on me than I thought, so at least it’s not all bad.”

Cool and a bit mean of her to share surprisingly at a funeral of all places.

“Whouaaaaahouaaaaahouaaaaa!” A woman with light blue skin and electric blue hair with two dark blue stripes through it sobbed, her tears already having quite moistened her pink blouse. “Oh, there was still so much I wanted to do! I never got around to emptying all the cereal at the store on the ground, pouring milk all over it, then eating everything I could with a really big spoon!”

Wait, they weren't dead!!!

The light purple skinned woman with dark purple hair with teal stripes through it took a moment to glance at her furrowed brow with amethyst eyes. Half of her hair was in a ponytail while the other half hung straight off the left side of her hair. She refocused her eyes and aimed the grandmother of all grumpy looks at Adagio. “I have several complaints.”

Aria is probably gonna be pissed adagio took one of her Star hair berets.

Aria continued, “And if Bigfoot did crush Sonata and me, I wouldn’t want anyone to move on! Rather, I’d want them to hunt down the driver, truck maker, pit crew… really anyone who was remotely connected to the truck, and make sure they suffered for what happened to us.”

Yep, that's probably what aria would of said and wanted.

Adagio folded her arms across her bare midriff. “No. I look fabulous and I’m going out like this.” From the jacket, she produced a pair of pink-tinted, wildly triangular sunglasses and put them on. "Deal with it."

Yep, she's gonna get attackec sooner than later from them for not returning them.

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