• Member Since 21st Mar, 2014
  • offline last seen May 21st

Kaffeina


[aka FlutterWitch, aka MidnightChaos, aka The Witching Hour]

Comments ( 64 )

WHY.
IT WAS A JOKE AND YOU MADE IT REAL. GOD WHY.

I read it out loud. Without smiling. Without laughing.

I beat you all.

Midnight.... you are a genius:rainbowlaugh:

This was great, and hilarious.

You absolute fucking madman

The first story to be added to every single one of my shelves. Congratu-fucking-lations, you gelding.

That last part was a horse joke.:trollestia:

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Well you see I am a meme god.......
So anything to do with a meme is possible my friend
Don't let your memes be dreams!

Reading this.... was like going through space while being blind, you can't do anything without risking flying away. And in awe of this fact, its almost like imagining this story is a task in itself!
(You have made literal perfection here, i couldn't stop laughing... and laughing is not something i do easily)

"Hello, child," his glorious baritone voice, echoing with bass, came forth, "Have you come to witness me?"

does any one have chrome paint in a spray bottle?

I HAVE SEEN THE UNIVERSE!!! It's depressing me.

This was almost to much for me....... just my god
what the fuck did i just read it felt like a passage from the Bombanomicon.
or something... i feel like i need to lay down for a bit..

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*bows with a flourish*

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Doubtful, I've been offline the past several days

My god....my eyes have been opened....there are just now words....you diabolical madman...I now see the universe for what it is.....I see....I see......................salad

You saw the vision too.
I remember the first time I saw as well,
I was shocked.
Then I grew curious.
I saw the DAMN SON at the end of a long and winding snek.
Upon reaching my first dubweed I chanced upon doggos and birbs singing about communism, the rude, sandstorms, Nazis, and something about a bird being the word.

As I dabbed away to escape the soul-wrenching glory before me, I looked to the snek road closer to the sun and saw a knight in green and white, arms outstretched and forever screaming about the sun as he kneeled before a man that shone with the brilliance of that orb overhead, in gleaming golden armor he wore, draped by a cape made from a american flag upon his massive power armored shoulders stood, speaking of greater things to come and how it was all China ChinA China cHina chiNa's fault....I know not what divine plane I gazed upon before I returned to our world, but that one day I would return there and remain by any means I could.

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Id love to see that guy read this

This work deserves to be enshrined due to its homage and jabs at the online fanfic culture it relentelessly parodies and showcases.

I laughed out loud the whole trip. Not regretting it at all.

I haven't even read this yet and I already love it.

This is perfection :trollestia: lol, gime moooar

What heresy have you fucking created, you heretic and cancerous pleb :raritydespair:

Do keep going though.
:yay:

Doubt even going to read this because I do not believe in people with horse mask.

just a fucking joke

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Don't let your memes be dreams.

I don't believe in people in wheelchairs.

Such beauty in written form *dab*left *dab*right

ITS LIKE ANONYMOUS EXEPT INSTEAD OF V FOR VENDETTA MASKS ITS JUST RUBBER HORSE MASKS

At first I was like, "What?"
And then I was like, "nah,"
And now I'm like, "Why dio I want to read more?"
WHY DO I LIKE THIS???!!!

I thought HorseMask was evil. And female.

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...I can understand evil but...
Female!?

Fucking beautiful work my friend, lol

Cancerous cancer galore.

WHY???!!! JUST WHY???

WHY AM I GOING TO END UP READING THIS LATER???

Ahhh Shaggy, truly a skilled master of his craft.

God, this is pretty damned funny. :D

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I distinctly remember a YouTube video where HorseMask was female. I don't know where it is, though. Please respond to this comment.

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...No, he was wearing lingerie, but he wasn't female.

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome lol

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