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Go to church
In all seriousness--cute, in its own way.
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I've been. What do you think made me this way?
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Find a new church
8134029 I hear the Westboro Baptist Church is quite good at making optimal Christians and scaring people right out of their 'sick', 'twisted' fetishes.
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I like how this conversation or whatever it is is occurring in one of my definitely tamest stories.
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This is how it works
I thought cherry popping would lose your virginity.
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Well, I mean, it's a cultural construct, really. There's a lot of leeway, especially with lesbians, who never, ever have to have penetrative sex if they don't want to.
Though Starlight wants to.
Oh, shit, Starlight with a penis potion. I have to write about this!
8136556 If Starlight want to give Maud the rutting of a lifetime then she'll need two phallus.
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Relevant information
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That's what the Great and Poweful Trixie is for, you silly pony.
George Carlin ftw!
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Somebody picked up on it! Yeah!
I figure since she does standup, it made sense to slip that in there, right?
8143690 Eeyup! Can't beat the classics. After all, It's good to be the King, right?
That was silly, sexy, and adorable at the same time. Good job!
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Thank you! This story is an especial favorite of mine!
I would love to read more about these (mis)adventures.
Again, would definitely read.
... smart ass.
This fic is awesome!
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Thank you! I love this story!
Yeah, I didn't realize what a freak my interpretation of Starlight was until I wrote this story. She's my favorite now! The Dirtiest Mares in Ponyville features a very different interpretation of Maud, but the same super kinky Starlight.
Though... TBH the pee thing was a joke? IDK. I keep writing grosser and grosser fetishes; maybe I'll be writing pee scenes before I know it.