These are the poorly written short stories EFNW 2017 guests have requested
"Hey, you," said, Perfect McPerfect face. "I am perfect. Do you want to buy my used soup can I just ate out of for 45 bits, because it's perfect because I ate out of it."
"Please leave the Barnyard Bargains, miss, you're causing a scene."
THE END
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