Snoozlerazz discovers faces, visits the DMV, and makes out with her teacher, all while attempting to annoy people so she doesn't starve. A Super Cynepoline Wulf collaboration.
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Snoozlerazz discovers faces, visits the DMV, and makes out with her teacher, all while attempting to annoy people so she doesn't starve. A Super Cynepoline Wulf collaboration.
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I just call him Lebensraum.
In any case, this was one heck of a trip. Changelings as trolls is honestly kind of fantastic, especially if one pictures EQG Chrysalis as a member of Anonymous. Thank you for a most enjoyably surreal string of words.
8192219 you know, I was thinking earlier, "I bet fan of most everything might enjoy this one it's more palatable than some of my more out there stuff."
Plus it turns out that When Cynewulf wants to be silly she writes in a very similar style to mine.
What a perfect abomination
8192365 you call it abominable; I call it Magic.
Please, no one correct this.
8192548 digital Ghandi but optimized for audiophiles
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,':/
What the dick did I just read?
I think you wrote the last few paragraphs, Cinabunnywulf. There's this kind of incoherent coherent ADD vibe that permeates Supohr Trampoling's writing, but those last few paragraphs are bereft of much of that. Like, they're more coherent. Less ADD. Yeah, pretty sure you wrote those parts solely by yourself. Just going by gut instinct I think I can tell the difference Trampoline's writer's voice and another's? Maybe?
Does Ember share a cutie mark with Toola-Roola? Pretty sure that's a triskellion. If so, I think we can make an educated guess what Toola's special talent is :P
8194006 that's where you're wrong kiddo. The entire part after "Professor
NeutroniumSSSSLF" is all me other than maybe like one or two sentences.8194036
Aww bollocks. I gun dun goofed.
What bbcode tags do you use for the things where you have the section of text on the side? I've been wondering about that for a good while...image.prntscr.com/image/ad2ffebb31d24074ad572660d153b56e.png
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
23:21_5/28/2017
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8196138 Thanks man. I've always wondered how people did that, and nobody would respond when I asked until now. It's perfect for adding images to the fic without breaking immersion too much.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
4:9_5/29/2017
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8196138 pineapple on pizza is revisionist
8198726 YOUR FACE IS REVISIONIST!!!
8198753 OWO what's this
It's a liberal
This is like a rabid squirrel writing fiction with good grammar and a semi coherent plot. Though I like how even with the ADD mess of jumping her hunger is always a prevent plot point.
8198761 SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT!!!
Type-B changelings did actually exist at one point. Unfortunately they existed solely on the emotions of "bistup" and "fuffapester", which as any fool knows, is well nigh imposible to obtain without sufficient cupcakes, ammunition, and an involved musical number...
As an Annoyling, ponyhuman numbers are easy. They consist of a easy arithmetic sequence:
1
2
3
Many LOUDLY COMPLAIN AND PITCH A FIT IN THAT ANNOYING WHINY VOICE THAT MAKES PEOPLE CRINGE UNTIL YOU GET THE DESIRED RESULTS
"As Snoozlerazz awoke one morning from uneasy dreams involving a pink-haired Principal Celestia and bananas, she found herself transformed in her bed into a monstrous bug. She shrugged and transformed back into a rather fetchingly cute bug and went on with her normal life."
8199268 see I almost want to write Metamorphosis but make it where they become a changeling
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That certainly would be interesting, especially with your writing style. It has my vote! (for what it is worth)
One thing does come to mind though (hopefully I do not come across as a pretensions areshole):
A transformation into a changeling would seem like an obvious choice given how most English translations use some variant of the word "bug" to describe Mr Samsa's transformation, but the German word, Ungeziefer, is a bit more general and nonspecific (perhaps a native speaker could shed some light on the connotations?). "Vermin" would be a better translation, but even then it does not really convey the loathsome ickiness of the word.
In MLP, to get a better feel for the flavour of the word and all its connotations of disgust (and to take the Metamorphosis adaptation in a fresh, new direction), imagine how Rarity would feel if Sweetie Belle was transformed into a Diamond Dog...
8199575 Sweetie Belle woke up and discovered she was a Parasprite
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Personally I would think a Diamond Dog would be a better fit for the feel of the story, but that is neither here nor there. Either way it would be the WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!