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Alex Warlorn

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

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Remember 'Hard to Say Anything?' Remember all the ships that were sunk? Now imagine how many of the captains of those sinking ships want to go down with them.

Cheerilee (pony and human). Marble Pie. Fleetfoot. Tealove. Princess Luna. Oh, and Twilight just found out what Sunset said to Flash Sentry at Camp Everfree. This is gonna be a very very VERY LONG day!

Part of the Ponies and Dragons Verse.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/287205/ponies-and-dragons-just-have-fun
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ShadowLDrago
ShadowLDrago #1 · Jun 26th, 2017 · · 1 ·
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"Yes, but only because I want to see ShadowLDrago do a play-by-play of it."
Jarkes

I'm flattered. But also occasionally a contrarian, so you know. It's a coin flip as to whether or not I'm bothered to do one.

LavendarRegards
LavendarRegards #2 · Jun 27th, 2017 · · ·
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This is a very good story. But, Prince Artemis' arrival was my favorite part.

Alex Warlorn
Alex Warlorn #3 · Jun 27th, 2017 · · ·
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That was one of the weirder parts for me.

SilverStarApple
SilverStarApple #4 · Jun 27th, 2017 · · ·
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Those ships weren't really sunk, just ignored because the writers wanted to claim this Bootleg Pinkie Pie is Big Mac's first crush of all time ever ever ever. Ignoring Cheerilee, Marble, etc.

It's about as likely to be canon as that episode where Fluttershy decided her dream was to run an animal shelter, even though her house has BEEN an animal shelter since episode one.

howard035
howard035 #5 · Jun 27th, 2017 · · ·
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Quite a lot of fun. I was hoping they would end up marrying those mirror clones though. Or getting new good-guy changlings to cover for Mac.

Alex Warlorn
Alex Warlorn #6 · Jun 28th, 2017 · · ·
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That would have felt too much like a cheat to me, happy i entrained you.

howard035
howard035 #7 · Jun 28th, 2017 · · ·
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8260719 Fair enough, it was still a great story.

Godiswithus3
Godiswithus3 #8 · Jul 2nd, 2017 · · ·
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...................Well....................It's official. You and the others have a disturbing sense of humor. It takes a particularly loony person to appreciate black comedy. I'm one of them. :pinkiecrazy:

Alex Warlorn
Alex Warlorn #9 · Jul 2nd, 2017 · · ·
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I normally don't write black comedy, happy this worked dude.

ShadowLDrago
ShadowLDrago #11 · Jul 2nd, 2017 · · 1 ·
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As can I. As I said, contrarian.

Ponyninja88
Ponyninja88 #12 · Sep 8th, 2017 · · ·
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Well i for the most part i loved this myself, the Black comady was great, as was the chaos that came from Big Mac and the others trying to stop the madness, and of course Discord's ways of keeping Fluttershy out of the madness the other's where following, the main thing i didn't like was all the Flash Sentry based stuff, don't get me wrong Twilight's laser plan and her confronting him in the human world while on Fire was great, but the rest of the stuff with Flash Sentry was not enjoyable, but that mainly steams from my Hate, i mean Great Dislike of Flash Sentry and the whole Flashlight parring.

Alex Warlorn
Alex Warlorn #13 · Sep 8th, 2017 · · ·
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Thank you for the compliment.

I just feel that if you're going to sink a ship, for God's sake do it with dignity. Being told to stop loving someone by proxy instead of them deciding face to face that they won't work out was lazy writing.

Ponyninja88
Ponyninja88 #14 · Sep 8th, 2017 · · ·
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Your welcome

And i can agree with that, and can see your point on this, it is strange that throughout the show and comics Bigmac has gotten Ship tease with a number of different Mares but ended up with someone completely different with no real Resolution to many of the others, so i can agree with using this story to wrap things up.

Phoenix821
Phoenix821 #15 · Sep 30th, 2017 · · ·
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Flash rapidly​ shook his head.

Found a typo

Alex Warlorn
Alex Warlorn #16 · Sep 30th, 2017 · · ·
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Fixed. Now what did you think of the story?

Mystic Sunrise
Mystic Sunrise #18 · Mar 3rd, 2018 · · ·
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Of course, another thing to add to the list for the butthurt people who refuse to grow up about this (not the authors here. I hope).

Is that none of the mares here have ever actually shown any reaction to Big Mac now having a special somepony. At least not yet (its coming for at least one soon.)

I do have to say that Hasbro should have put more effort into doing a lead up to it. But that's it.

Alex Warlorn
Alex Warlorn #19 · Mar 4th, 2018 · · ·
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I find it insane that they HAD foreshadow and lead up with two different parents and just random have him fall for a third? Bad writing!!!

FanOfMostEverything
FanOfMostEverything #20 · Apr 12th, 2018 · · ·
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Well. That was roughly as insane as the canon pairing. Though I do have to note that the term is time dilation. Time distillation would presumably be the other way around. And possibly involving time fermentation, and at that point, we're getting into Discord's liquor cabinet.

Alex Warlorn
Alex Warlorn #21 · Apr 12th, 2018 · · ·
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I was aiming to make this as twisted amusingly insane as I could. And that sounds about right for Discord!!!! And time being messed up on the Equestria Girls side is a favorite of mine.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMMENTS!

Godiswithus3
Godiswithus3 #22 · Apr 14th, 2019 · · ·
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Gonna read this again. Nothing else to do at the moment. Plus, a play-by-play was promised. Might as well give it a crack and see how it goes.

I've realized that I need to get this out of my system if I want to start writing the finale again. So here we go. I intend this to be an experience in my attempt at black comedy.

As someone who appreciates black comedy, lets see how you do.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders entered the school room after class, to find their teacher, Miss Cheerilee, standing on her desk. She was happily humming to herself, and had a smile on her face. She also had a noose around her neck, with the other end tied to a big rock.

"Hello girls! You're just in time!" She greeted in her normal voice. "I have a special after-school assignment for you. Can you please help me get this rock over one of the classroom's support beams?"

:twilightoops: .....Wow. already two paragraphs in and....wow. And in front of the kids too. :twilightoops:

Princess Luna stood on her hind legs, her back stretched out, and her head leaning back dramatically and her wings spread out. She stood at her desk. Two of her night guards with neutral expressions threw rose petals behind her.

SNRK! That got a laugh out of me.

"To be, or not to be? That is the question—
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And, by opposing, end them? To die, to sleep—
No more—and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to—’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished! To die, to sleep.
To sleep, perchance to dream—ay, there’s the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There’s the respect
That makes calamity of so long life."

Princess Luna quoted.

It seems she gives Rarity a run for the money when it comes to drama performance.

"Okay sister, let's me see if I got everything on your list," Maud Pie said in her typical monotone. "One cockatrice, a red fully body ribbon, a giant tag in troll that reads 'Yum-yum!'. And a map leading to the nearest cave of a rock eating troll."

"Thank you big sister, you're the best." Marble Pie said with a larger smile than Maud ever remembered being on her face, a thousand yard stare.

O.O Ooookay. Somepony seems to have a thing for vore.

"Party Favor... what are you doing?" Double Diamond asked his friend.

"Making stuff with balloons."

"I can see that... but any reason it looks like a party balloon Sokushinbutsu box?"

:applejackconfused: What in the hay is that?

In the human world, the young teacher Cheerilee stood on the top of the school, hanging onto one of the flag poles. Joyful sparkles in her eyes, and a smile peaceful smile on her face.

"Uh, Miss Cheerilee, you remember you can't fly right?" The human Rainbow Dash called up to her.

No sh:yay:t Rainbow, what the hell do you think she's trying to do?

In the pony world, the pegasus Rainbow Dash sighed "At least you haven't gone nuts over Big Mac, Fluttershy."

Fluttershy tilted her head. "Why thank you. But who is Big Mac again?"

Discord floated next to her whistling and twiddling his thumbs, the book 'Professor X And Removing Emotionally Traumatic Memories' behind his back.

Discord, you son of a Diamond Dog. :rainbowlaugh:

"Come on! Let me go! I wanna end it! I want to see if I do better in my next life!" Fleetfoot struggled, having been tied to a chair after she leap off of Wonderbolt Academy keeping her wings closed and head straight down. Thankfully the others caught her. She simply began to hop away towards the ledge to try again. Thought better of it, and used a wing blade technique to free herself and began rummaging in the fireworks locker to go out with a blaze of glory instead.

Josh would have fried you if he heard this pun.

"Nice tea Tealove, can I have some?" Lily asked.

"OH! NO! This tea is exclusively for me! It has almonds, chocolate, and cyanide. Please be sure to clean up the tea set after I'm done. My will is over there in the cupboard. I've left the teashop to you Lily, congratulations." Tealove said like it was a typical chat they were having.

....who's Tealove, and how is that shipping a thing?

"Hi Trixie!" Twilight waved in her typical welcoming attitude. "Could you please stand over there and pull the lever? I'm trying to see if this ray gun can vaporize an Alicorn."

"You were in love with Big Mac too?!" Trixie's eyes bulged.

"What? No! Well, not a lot! I just found out Flash Sentry broke up with me by proxy though."

Oh...Sunset is gonna get in serious trouble now.

Celestia looked at her sister with a deadpan expression.

"Luna don't you think your being a little overdramatic about this.

I just said that many paragraphs up.

After all I would never act like that over a stallion."

A few years earlier

"WHY WON'T THIS WORK!!!"

Celestia said while the knife broke as soon as she tried to stab herself. She was surrounded by several broken swords, maces, arrows, and other kinds of weapons. It was clear to see she didn't take being seperated from the alternate Sombra too well.

:rainbowlaugh: Hypocritcal humor at its finest. And also. :fluttercry: I was sad to see the ending of that comic.

Beside her, her remaining Changelings were staring in horrified fascination.

That's how I feel.

The human Cheerilee, currently a pony, seemed torn between sighing over Big Mac the pony and reading every book in Princess Twilight’s library.

Nerd.

Princess Twilight, meanwhile, was tied to a chair to keep her from rushing to the human world and going Midnight Sparkle on her possibly former coltfriend.

That would not be a good thing.

“Even if Ah was the handsomest, most desirable stallion in all of Equestria…”

“You are,” deadpanned Applejack, standing in the group that had come to watch the fireworks. “Ah did the math.”

When?! :rainbowlaugh:

Big Mac snorted. “And think about the pressure Ah’ve been under! Feelin’ like Ah gotta choose, but Ah can’t ever choose cause of horseapples like this! Ah went all the way to Our Town for a date, so mares wouldn’t hear about it and start throwing themselves off roofs and in front of tractors, and still… still!

So that's why. You smart Alec.

“Frankly, Ah’m more pent up than Pinkie Pie at a Frown-Off,

:rainbowhuh: Huh?

so the second thing Ah have to say is that Ah’m officially starting a herd with me as herd stallion.” Big Mac pointed his hoof down the line. “And Ah’m marrying all of y’all.” Half of the mares immediately swooned. “That’s right, you all get me, but ya gotta share.”

Big Mac, what have you done?

Gilda snickered. “I just want to say that I’m a female with a pulse, and I’m in no way attracted to Big Mac! I mean, he’s big and strong and all, and hens appreciate that, but he’s no griffon.”

So why are you here?

“Thanks for that, sugarcube,” said Big Mac, giving her brief nuzzle.

*Shivers* it sounds fruity when a guy says that. Then again, he is an apple...

...moving on.

Cheerilee the pony stepped forward, clearing her throat. “After we’re all in a herd… who gets Big Mac first?”

Big Mac grinned slyly. “We’ll do what we always do. Play a game to decide.”

Oh boy.

"No Fleetfoot, the game can't be 'Lightning Death Battle!' " Twilight admonished.

"But it's the sacred traditional way to settle mating disputes for pegasi!"

"And it's been illegal for 200 years!"

"Technically Cloudsdale herself never signed that bill."

"And most of these mares aren't pegasi!"

"I fail to see how that's a negative for me."

Of course you wouldn't. 🙄

"No Marble Pie, no rock eating contest."

"That's not fair! It's a sacred Pie tradition!"

"So Big Mac has to do it too?"

"NO! I mean, of course not."

Gave yourself away, didn't ya?

Fluttershy came galloping in, catching Spike with the heavy crystal door.

😣 Ouch.

“Big Mac! I remember now! Big Mac, I love… you?” All of the arguing mares had turned to glare at her.

Late to the party Flutters.

. “Ugh! Gilda, how would griffons handle this?”

Gilda glanced over from the popcorn she was munching. “Eh? Oh, that’s easy. If more than one hen wants a griff, they fight it out.”

Fluttershy gasped. “They fight? But what about… um, what the griff wants?”

Gilda grinned. “The griff watches the fight to decide which of them HE wants to battle.”

Fluttershy turned even paler. “Griffons who want to date... beat each other up?! That sounds awful!”

I'm scared to ask how angry sex looks like in Griffonstone.

Tempers were flaring… Luna and Marble had just smashed crystal chairs over each other’s heads, and they were growling and grabbing for more chairs while Big Mac tried to separate them.

Jeez, those two are hard-headed.

“It’s funny,” said Gilda. “I used to think you ponies were giant wusses who didn’t know anything about real romance.” She gestured towards the renewed battle. “But there you go.”

Twilight’s jaw dropped. “Hey! Put Rarity’s throne down, NOW.”

HA!

"How about we settle this the really old-fashioned way -- we mares fight it out over Big Mac, and the survivor, er, I mean winner gets to keep him."

"What!" Twilight gaped. "Cheerilee, you can't do that! I mean, mares used to do it, but it'd been illegal in Equestria for centuries. Hasn't it?" She gave Princess Luna a pleading look.

No! Don't ask Luna that question you moron!

Luna said, "To be fair, I shall arm and armor all the mares that wish to participate. It truly does gladden my royal heart to see that not all the proud traditions of pony warriors have been forgotten!"

Luna, you stereotypical blood knight. :ajsmug:

'At least this is taking Twilight's mind off of Flash Sentry.' Spike thought, least Twilight overhear him and go into 'overemotional human teenage girl' mode again.

That would not be a good thing.

"Oh no you don't!" Discord popped in, and snapped his fingers, he and Fluttershy disappeared, leaving behind a note among the chaos.

Twilight dimly read it, 'Off on a year long 'get to know you' with Fluttershy cruise around the universe and maybe some alt realities. Time distortion means we'll back in fifteen minutes for you. You focus on the rest Twilight Sparkle.

Huh. That was very helpful of Disc-

Oh, and Sunset Shimmer was never technically pardoned for treason, so if you want revenge for her convincing Flash Sentry-" Spike promptly grabbed and ate the letter before Twilight could read the rest.

:facehoof: Nevermind.

Night glider meanwhile thought, 'Well, one good thing came of this, I caught Party Favor on the rebound.'

👍 I ship it.

Starlight and Sunburst watched the chaos unfold with rather bemused expressions.

"Seems a bit excessive, don't you think, Star?" Sunburst asked.

"No kidding..." Starlight replied. "Double Diamond didn't react NEARLY this badly when we told him that we were dating..."

*Several months earlier*

Double Diamond was giving Starlight and Sunburst a "Our Town pre-Starlight's-reformation" fake smile as they told him the big news. "That's totally great!" he said with all the false cheerfulness that he had had much practice with. "I'm totally happy for you! ...Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go drown my sorrows in Haagen-Daaz."

Poor chap. :rainbowlaugh:

*Present day*

"You know, come to think of it, he DID get rather close to my flank when I apologized over my actions..." Starlight said.

:twilightoops:....ockie dockie.

She summoned a crystal, then infused it with magic until it floated and spun in its own field. “This is Starlight Glimmer calling Starshine Glamour. Are you receiving?”

Oh geez. Rule 63 is about to be invoked.

Starlight shushed her. “Our Big Macintosh is having major mare troubles. Can we borrow your Blitz and Guilder again?”

A voice spoke out of the crystal, eerily familiar and yet not. “I don’t think they’ll want to go anywhere near that Zephyr Breeze character again anytime soon, but there’s someone else who might want to help.”

Zephyr Breeze? Do I want to know what happened?

“Nay,” boomed the Alicorn stallion in that deep, rumbling voice. He marched right over to Big Mac and looked directly into the astonished earth pony’s eyes. “I see. The poor colt, he’s just like our Butterscotch was, a rope caught in a tug-of-war. Fear not! Come away with me.” He put a hoof to his chest. “Prince Artemis himself shall teach ye to take charge and truly rule a herd!”

....I like him. :pinkiehappy:

"What human world Cheerilee doing here anyway? How fighting in all this gonna fix up her feelings for her Big Mac?" Spike asked.

That's a good question. Why is she here?

No one bothered to answer Spike. "Well, at least they've forgotten about jumping off cliffs over Big Mac."

That's too bad. Those were the funniest moments.

"Maybe we should use the Mirror Pool?" Spike asked.

ARE YOU NUTS?!

"NO! NO MIRROR POOL! Remember last time?! NOT AGAIN!" Twilight shouted.

Even Twilight agrees with me.

"Make one more for me, too!" Sweetcream Scoops yelled from the window. She batted her eyes at Big Mac, who gulped and shivered. "I deserve a stud of my very own, too!"

....who's she?

And... if they're not sapient, then you'd just marry empty shells."

Cheerilee, Marble, Luna and the rest of the mares looked abashed at Twilight's words.

All save one.

"So what if the copy's not sapient?" Sweetcream flirted her tail and fluttered her eyelashes at the increasingly nervous Big Mac. "His brain isn't the organ I'm interested in, anyway."

O.O ...........Quite forward ain't she?

Prince Blueblood sprang out from behind a crystal pillar. "Aha! Now you want castle guards!" He glanced left and right. "Has Macintosh already gone?" he asked Rarity. "I was going to teach him how to purposely offend ponies that he doesn't want to associate with."

"Your Highness? Pardon me, but I'm over here." Rarity waved a hoof cheerfully... another Rarity, clear across the room.

Blueblood looked at the Rarity standing next to him, and she grinned broadly, showing off sharp fangs. "Oh my. I hate to dash, but I have romantic troubles of my own. Sort of. Maybe. It's complicated!"

"Tell us about it," said all of Big Mac's unamused suitors.

I feel that I'm missing something. Who's the vampire Rarity?

"Well... Sunset says she got their Cheerilee professional help... " Twilight said reading the journal. "And Princess Luna seems to have pulled every forgotten law never officially taken off the books to arrange a polygami relationship."

I guess everything is working out.

Discord said proudly, "And I enter Fluttershy's mind and fought her mental manifestation of Big Mac to the bitter end in single combat, and have become her crush... (and I might have eliminated a few other rivals while I was in there)."

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Discord, you amuse me sometimes.

"Discord, I'd love to go on a date with you, and we can bring along Tree Hugger, my totally platonic and never had any sort of girl crush on." Fluttershy said with a smile.

"Starlight!" Twilight snapped.

"He said he was asking a FRIEND to have me help! How could I say no?!"

Um, what did Starlight do?

A few years later…

The Royal Nursery was always a busy place. Even Princess Luna took shifts watching over their herd’s little ones.

Big Mac sure has been busy.

Luna smiled warmly, then gasped, getting a premonition. “Macintosh! Come thee at once, love! I believe that Cranberry is about to say her first word!”

:ajbemused: Cranberry? Really?

Princess Cranberry sucked on her hoof thoughtfully, then beamed up at mommy and daddy. “Apples!”

Luna gave Prince Macintosh a look. “Is this common in thy family?”

Big Mac chuckled. “Eeyup.”

Wouldn't expect less. :rainbowlaugh:

"Well, the gods have obviously gone to a lot of trouble to terminate any meaningful connection between our world and Sunset's world, but since they seem obsessed with making sure I never have a colt friend, that means I can do whatever I want regarding that since there are no underlying principles for me to break regarding having one."

I don't think it works that way. :applejackconfused: Or does it?

"Okay... can you stop trying to strangle Sunset Shimmer now?"

"No I wasn't."

"Ack! Air!"

"I was just giving her a friendship hug around her neck! ... And maybe give a friendship lesson about 'meddling in other ponies' relationships 'for their own good'' is bad."

I should not be surprised that Twilight can get a wee-bit vengeful.

Sunset quickly shoved Twilight off of her.

"You do realize I never forced Flash to give you up without even talking to you. Right? That was his own dicision he made out of his own free will."

Twilight began calming down to Sunset's relief.

Bravo Sunset, you have good de-escalating skills.

"I mean I didn't even take up his offer to get back together with him."

Suddenly there was a loud shout that would make Princess Luna blush breaking all the windows in Ponyville and even in Canterlot.

"HE DID WHAT!!!!!!"

I take back my previous compliment.

"OH I'M GONNA HAVE A TALK WITH HIM ALRIGHT!!!!!"

The enraged alicorn went into the portal with a terffied Sunset and Spike left in the room.

"Do you think we should stop her?", Spike worriedly asked.

Sunset responded, "Spike, I don't think any force on Equestria can stop her right now."

Flash's goose is cooked right now. I hope he can run in a flash, as his name suggests.

"AND USING SUNSET'S BOOK NEVER CROSSED YOUR MIND!?" Twilight retorted, magic swirling around her body as she slowly transformed into her Midnight Sparkle form.

Uh oh.

The enraged Princess breifly calmed down upon hearing this. "You... you didn't know?"

Flash rapidly shook his head.

"Well... I'll have to fix that.... or..." Midnight glanced down at him and licked her lips and lifted him up with her magic. "I've got a better idea..." She said as she walked back towards the portal.

O.O........this is gonna get hot real fast, if you know what I mean.

"Wait... where are you taking me?"

"Back to my Castle to get you prepared for your new... "job"...." Midnight chuckled as she gave him a seductive smile. "I need a royal consort, and you more the qualify..."

"Wait, WHAT!?"

Good luck Flash. You're gonna need it.

Rainbow Dash asked. "So now that we've had a music video competition, helped make a movie and got to be extras and even appear on the cover, and then ... got sucker punched by a spoiled bitter self important teenage brat, no offense-"

"None taken," Juniper Montage said.

🙄

"-to be saved by Princess Twilight's apprentice... think it's time to see how Flash Sentry is doing?"

You mean you waited all this time before you went out to help Flash?!

"That's what I've been saying!" Sic-Twilight said. "Uh, not to be rude or anything!"

Should habe been more assertive Twi.

"Anyone else worried about the obvious time distillation between worlds is acting up again?" Rarity asked.

"So 18 months past on Equestria since Princess Twilight's last visit when it's been only three months for us, so?" Pinkie Pie shrugged. "Nothing to worry about."

I'm getting a head-ache from overthinking this.

"Uh, Twilight, aren't you worried about me being gone from home for so long? Wasn't there some 'balance of the worlds' or something?"

"Oh don't worry Flash, due to the time distillation between worlds, we have years before your vacation is over in your world."

:ajbemused: How convenient.

"Pst. Money says that if Twilight-with-glasses goes to the pony world, she gets a crush on Pony Flash Sentry," Pinkie Pie whispered.

"You're on!" Rainbow Dash said.

Hope you pay up Pinkie.

The Twilight Sparkle from the human realm was in a tizzy, to put it mildly. She’d been in Equestria for a few minutes, and she was already flapping in loops around Princess Twilight’s library like a baby hummingbird.

The mental image of that is humorous.

A orange pegasus in Guard armor stared, open-mouthed and wings spread. “She’s… she’s beautiful!”

Ah crap. :facehoof:

Twilight’s delighted squeal interrupted them. “Books, books, so many books! I want to pitch a tent and live here!”

Pinkie Pie used a pogo stick to bounce high enough to get her attention. “You should ask… our book expert… right over there!” She pointed a hoof.

Twilight swooped in on Flash before he could object.

Whoa, hold your horses!

“Just tell me where your computers are!”

“Com… pew… ter?”

Twilight smacked her forehead with a hoof. “Ouch! Yes, com… pu… ter!”

“Com… pew… ter… Computer!”

“Yes, yes! Computer!”

“Yes, yes!” echoed Flash brightly. He leaned and whispered to Rainbow, “I still don’t know what that is!”

I don't blame you.

Flash mouthed ‘buck it,’ then trotted over alongside Twilight. “You know, I think *you’re* pretty mind blowing.” He kissed Twilight’s cheek.

Dude, buy her dinner first!

Twilight looked at Flash, really looked at him finally, peering red-faced over glasses that had completely fogged up, then practically dove at the pegasus stallion, kissing him back.

Dammit. *hands Pinkie the money.*

Princess Twilight shook her head. “You don’t understand. I have to pair up all the loose ends now, before even more ponies fall in love with ponies from the wrong universe. Starting with you.” Twilight gave Rainbow a disturbing grin. “Thanks to Starlight, I know the perfect spell! I’ll just make it so you were always a male griffon, and irresistible to Gilda. That’ll take care of two loose ends!”

waitwaitwaitwait what?!

"WAIT WAIT WAIT!" NORMALLY human Pinkie Pie waved her hooves. "WAIT! Our World's Twilight has Timber Spruce! This with Pony Flash will be just a nice friendly crush! ... Unless you think you should go romance a random stallion you've never met before because someone with your face did with someone who looks like him... Wow. This whole things sounds a lot more messed up when you say it like that."

Purty much.

"Wait... so did Princess Twilight manage to get OUR Flash Sentry... that's a sort amount of time." Rainbow said. "We kinda came here to rescue you from 'gone crazy Princess Twilight.' "

"Actually a long amount of time, time distillation between worlds." Princess Twilight said. "So we had a while to work things out."

"Oh."

"So is school vacation just about over?" Flash Sentry asked.

"Good thing about being an immortal Alicorn, it doesn't matter how long I need to wait in the mean time."

How convenient.

Except for one detail."

"What's that?"

"Aria and Sonata brought Adagio through the portal, they say she's been having bad thoughts lately, and they heard what a great job I did with all those mares feeling like they'd lost the will to live, so I thought I'd help her too!"

"Right, we're such nice guys we help our worse enemies."

"It worked with Discord."

"After Tirek stabbed him in the back."

HA! So true.

"No prob, heck, I THOUGHT our friendship was bogus before... I guess sometimes you need a outside perspective of things... and some times, and being in mortal danger that inspires them to remember how you became friends to begin with... I'm sounding like Pinkie Pie aren't I?"

"Sort of. Wanna play Ogres and Oubliettes?"

"Sure!"

*Phew* I need a drink after this.

Alex Warlorn
Alex Warlorn #24 · Apr 14th, 2019 · · ·
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9565119

Josh would have fried you if he heard this pun.

Who?

Alex Warlorn
Alex Warlorn #25 · Apr 14th, 2019 · · ·
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....who's Tealove, and how is that shipping a thing?

https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/Tealove

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Tealove first appears on page 15 of
Friendship is Magic Issue #10, in Zen and the Art of Gazebo Repair. At the Summer Wrap-Up Hoedown, she bumps into Big McIntosh in a crowd of ponies and instantly falls in love with him, even imagining an action-romance future with him as secret agents. As Tealove envisions the bridesmaids wearing lavender at her and Big Mac's wedding, Fleetfoot—having fallen in love with Big Mac in Issue #9—gets into a catfight with her. Tealove appears once more on page 20, stalking Big Mac across the festival grounds.

On Friendship is Magic Issue #11 page 1, Tealove is shown to be the owner of her own cafe in Canterlot, "Tealove's Tea Room". On Friendship is Magic Issue #41 page 18, Tealove appears admiring the Original Daring Do Soundtrack with DJ Pon-3.

Alex Warlorn
Alex Warlorn #26 · Apr 14th, 2019 · · ·
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9565119

:rainbowhuh: Huh?

Well, a frowning contest and Pinkie Pie wouldn't mix well, she'd have to keep everything in.

Alex Warlorn
Alex Warlorn #27 · Apr 14th, 2019 · · ·
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So why are you here?

To watch the fun and games.

Big Mac, what have you done?

Went with the Tenchi Muyo solution.

*Shivers* it sounds fruity when a guy says that. Then again, he is an apple...

Button Mash would say, "I don't get it."

....who's she?

https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/Sweetcream_Scoops

She also ran a kissing booth in Big Mac's solo adventure, on the 'follow the dotted line' splash page, with a big NOPE! near it, heavily implying she tried to charm Big Mac. And her fandom persona is Ponyville's resident pervert.

....who's she?

What? You got something against clones?

I feel that I'm missing something. Who's the vampire Rarity?

Mtangalion's OC race 'Diamond Wolves', and her OC that dresses up in costumes of everyone.

Um, what did Starlight do?

Mental suggestion?

waitwaitwaitwait what?!

Fixing up hole in the timeline.

GTG, work. **hugs*

Alex Warlorn
Alex Warlorn #28 · Apr 14th, 2019 · · ·
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9565119

*Phew* I need a drink after this.

I hope it was entertaining.

Godiswithus3
Godiswithus3 #29 · Apr 14th, 2019 · · ·
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Josh Scorcher, or the Fiery Joker as he is well known. Famous for producing "Taking My Little Pony Too Seriously" on youtube.


9565483

*Looks on with a horrified face* Oh God no.


9565488
She looks like green Pinkie Pie...I just realized how strange that sounds.


9565493
That would be awkward and funny to see.

Godiswithus3
Godiswithus3 #30 · Apr 14th, 2019 · · ·
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To watch the fun and games.

Figures.

Went with the Tenchi Muyo solution.

I'll have to see what that is about later.

Button Mash would say, "I don't get it."

*Snrk* I'll leave him guessing.

She also ran a kissing booth in Big Mac's solo adventure, on the 'follow the dotted line' splash page, with a big NOPE! near it, heavily implying she tried to charm Big Mac. And her fandom persona is Ponyville's resident pervert.

I so gotta read that comic. It sounds really interesting.

What? You got something against clones?

I don't know what you talking about? *Looks away innocently*

Mtangalion's OC race 'Diamond Wolves', and her OC that dresses up in costumes of everyone.

Oh, she's a wolf? I'm gonna go and see what this is about.

Mental suggestion?

I'll go with that.

Fixing up hole in the timeline.

That doesn't make any sense! I probably gonna have to read that ponies and dragon you wrote.

GTG, work. **hugs*

*Returns hug* Keep working hard.

new55
new55 #32 · Aug 10th, 2023 · · ·
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It seems Twilight was right when she said all ponies in Ponyville are crazy.

Alex Warlorn
Alex Warlorn #33 · Aug 11th, 2023 · · ·
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Heh. Thank you very much! And nice someone remembers that.

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