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MythrilMoth
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So a medical college offering people to have butt sex with someone else who hasn't done it?
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!
Could I do Pinkie?
You had me at "Great and Powerful Anus".
All I can say is that if you're going to write a story about butt sex and we do not at least get a guest cameo by convicted serial anal rapist Ben Dover I will be highly disappointed.
I'm just gonna save that picture of pinkie for... later use.
9072417
I completely agree
9072410
Wait, you mean that thing smashed and broken and scattered all over the front lawn?
I dunno if this is up my alley, but you’ve usually got pretty good intuition about these things. I feel my colleagues will agree when I say that “Preparation H” feels good, on the whole.
Not my kind of thing (I prefer the other part of the butt), so I won't read or downvote, but I do like the picture. (I hope her shorts are at least damp with sweat)
Okay, this looks like it should be fun.
9072863
I was under the impression it was Moth who smashed subtlety all over the lawn, seeing as this isn't my story
well, this should be a fun distraction. onto the list you go.
9072417
I have always chosen to believe that CSAR Ben Dover was the mystery man in "One Warm Spring Afternoon."
What if one of those EQ girls have been addicted to anal sex?
9074005
*stand up straighter* Sir! I am a 929 year old draconequus that has seen quite a bit of the world! Unless you can honestly call yourself at least 200 years older and just as traveled and experienced, I suggest you redact your calling me a "child"! And speaking of children, I call it childish to use the excuse of "who smelt it, dealt it" to accuse me of the one who broke the subtlety here. I would once again point out to you the giant moth currently dancing over its remains as the true culprit. If you continue to insist on it being that I am the guilty culprit with such a flimsy set of evidence, then I will be forced to seek satisfaction. I hope this puts an end to this unnecessary discussion, that sprung up from a simple observation.
9074005
9074404
Enough. Both of you, separate corners.
9074609
Aye sir, sorry for the disturbance
Green M&M's? Just use Viagra
Hands up if you envy this Porthos guy. *raises hand*
9109756
For what? An awkward and unsatisfying sexual encounter he only did for a quick payoff?
The only upside to what happened there, for either of them, is the $500. If one partner has no sex drive whatsoever, nobody's coming out of there satisfied. This was a case of a playful girl willing to do a kinky thing for money and science, and a boring, sexless dude who would probably have rather been on Wheel of Fortune than in that clinic.
There's absolutely nothing to envy about Porthos, because he doesn't have enough spunk in the trunk to CARE about what he just got. Which made this chapter honestly a lot harder to write than it should have been.
Now, next time, we get some normal, healthy libidos at play, and a little exploration of a different kink...
How about doing one where you have a shy guy who's inexperienced and is only there because his older brother thought it might help him come out of his shell and have him partnered up with someone, for example, Sunset, Applejack or Rainbow who would be more experienced?.
9110107
Sure he's about as interesting and motivated as a wet dishrag, but he got to take Pinkie's anal virginity. Too bad Pinkie didn't get much satisfaction out of it.
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I don't take requests or suggestions for this kind of thing.
9110107
Science is not always exciting, and sometimes, it's literally watching mold grow. Or the equivalent buttsex.
I'm actually kinda relieved it wasn't a three-ring butt circus, it's one kind of sex you don't want to screw up on the first time, both in ruining the experience for you or your partner for doing it again, or literally screwing it up and and leaving one or both of you with some painful reminders. That'd have been a REAL party pooper.
9110862
Exactly. Science doesn't necessarily make for exciting porn, but you never know...
Anyway, we'll be seeing pairs who are more comfortable with each other, who have a less frustrating experience, who do other things besides the Butt Stuffin' Shuffle...when there are sparks, there's fire. :)
Sighs i hope this is it. Seriously horrible chapter, this chapter wasn't fun to read, and didn't care for it.
i hope the next chapter is more fun.
Oh whats this?! a new chapter in just 2 days? and its a Shadowbolt girl! yes, finally!
out of all the shadowbolts i'd choose sugarcoat, lemon zest, and sunny flare to hook up with first
Ouch, im surprised she didn't punch him in the dick after that stunt.
This is the partner Pinkie would have Bad (In The ) Ended with.
Well that was pretty interesting
That was not what I was expecting and I'm glad of it.
Interesting plot.
Most excellent.